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This one didn't, really. It didn't bleed when I peeled it off...

Tomboy. ^_^


"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

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Adele Djinni
hahaha,

this was quite funny, we were at softball practice last year(freezing) and we were up in this field by the football feild. It had this tall fence around it will barbs on the top, and a ball got hit over is, so I volunteered to get it. So I was climbing the fence (one leg already over) and my cleat slipped. I went crashing down upon the fence and It stabbed me in the back of the leg, but I didn't feel it because I was frozen. But when I got back down everyone was freeking out because I was bleeding, and I just luaghed at them because they were getting sick from seeing blood. I ended up going to the emergengy room, because everyone thought I was going to die from blood loss and an infection.
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Faquarl Ghul
Lets keep it short and simple...or short and sweet if you prefer...anyways..erm...i once got my pants pulled down in the changing rooms...it was cold :sentynel:
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Post Higher Spirit
The day I learned My new school's motto was 'Keep Smiling' was memorable...
Shame of the Super Son
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Abel Afrit
just new today: i help out with the little kids in the junior school, one had vaseline and was talking about Pete Burns, i said 'gay guys use that' in reference to the vaseline...loud...the looks i got from the teachers were amazing...hopefuly they wont throw me out for it.
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Faquarl Ghul
haha school mottos...it is kind of emabarrasing when teachers or just generally adults try and 'get down' or be 'hip' with the kids. They try and use all colloquial language and they just look like fools. haha
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Abel Afrit
our school has a latin motto 'Industria Fide Pietate' which i think is 'work faith piety' we also have 'Per ardua ad alta' written everywhere, not a clue what it means, but the 'ardua' bit i might have got mixed up with the raf
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Faquarl Ghul
haha, in junior school we had " the bee rules" they were something like be caring, be sensible, be polite, be your best. haha
Today in math this girl askes a (gay) boy "Do you play with yourself?" And he goes, "Yeah, all the time." And then she said, "Do you go over you a friends house and play with them?" And he said, "Yeah!" Everyone was laughing by then.


"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

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NARUTO FOREVER!
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Adele Djinni
Awe, that is mean...
wrote:Your a meaner!
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AIONIOS
It was funny, though.

This guy I hate passed by me so I turned and shouted {Anuk, there's a time and a place, and this is neither. ~Senty.}


This all happened today by the way (2/8/07)


"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

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NARUTO FOREVER!
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Luciene Higher Spirit
Abel wrote: our school has a latin motto 'Industria Fide Pietate' which i think is 'work faith piety' we also have 'Per ardua ad alta' written everywhere, not a clue what it means, but the 'ardua' bit i might have got mixed up with the raf
You graffiti in Latin? You guys have skills, I guess...

The washrooms say:PLUR. Peace, Love, Unity, Respect. Kinda hippiesh, I think, but meh...
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Artemis Afrit
I once walked out of a stall with my shirt down. No one noticed.
I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.


Laura Branigan, Self-control

:mouth: Oh, Canada...
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Abel Afrit
no, written as in carved, painted etc. and i got it right as well...per ardua ad alta
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Artemis wrote: I once walked out of a stall with my shirt down. No one noticed.
What do you mean?


"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

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NARUTO FOREVER!
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Artemis Afrit
My shirt was around my stomach. My bra was completely exposed. No one noticed.
I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.


Laura Branigan, Self-control

:mouth: Oh, Canada...
Oh.

Wow that's lucky!

...And and a bit odd...


Friday this group of kids were bugging me, so I went over to one of them and said, "Who stapled your eyes?" 'Cause his eyes look like they've been pulled back. The continued to follow me, so I turned around and shouted, "F*** OFF!" Everyone fell silent, even the teachers. No one knew it was me. :D


"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

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NARUTO FOREVER!
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Faquarl Ghul
I was attacked by a drunk girl once and on principal i refused to hit her back...but it was very embarrasing for me :(
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Artemis Afrit
If anyone attacks you, you're allowed to hit them back.

At the fall fair, I always go with my friend B and her family. B's mother owns a summer camp which she runs on her property, so I get to spend the summer with her. She has a sister named A and a brother named D.

The same people come every year, one of them is A's friend H. H has a five-year-old sister named Mi. She's known as "really cute" and unlike H she's vietnamese because she's adopted.

It was really hot for a fall day, so I wearing a short top. M was afraid of the ferris wheel, (which I love) but agreed to go if I went with her.

When we got on, I tried to give the guy who ran it my ticket, but he said no. He said we got on for free. I assumed it was because Mai was so cute.

I asked B if he took her ticket and she said "Well, duh. You're lucky you got the cute little girl, eh?"

Later, after B and her family left, Athena came. We went on the ferris wheel. The guy didn't take my ticket again.

On the ride, Athena said "That was weird. oh well, maybe he was just being nice." I turned bright red and said "Athy, he didn't take my ticket last time, and I was with M, but he takes everyone elses!"

Athy got a good laugh out of that one.

I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.


Laura Branigan, Self-control

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Athena Horla
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*breath*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh, ha, it is a FUNNY memory. I think you have forgotten to mention my pally that when you were obessing over this matter in the line for the octupus ride the guy running it thought you were much much older than you actaully were. Then when he found out your age he said that his parents would never have let his little sister dress like you!

AND then after we were getting icecream and because you were being annoying about how the guy at the ride had thought you were old I asked the guy at the icecream place how old you were he said sixteen! (She was fourteen at the time, she'll be fifteen in ten days.)
There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston

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