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Artemis Afrit
Correction: I'll be fifteen in twelve days.

Yes I was at Athy's house when we posted that.
I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.


Laura Branigan, Self-control

:mouth: Oh, Canada...
wrote:On the ride, Athena said "That was weird. oh well, maybe he was just being nice." I turned bright red and said "Athy, he didn't take my ticket last time, and I was with Mai, but he takes everyone elses!"
:blink: I don't get it....

My cousins are black (NOT RACIST!) and the rest of my family is white. When we went camping around the first time, we all covered ourselves in soot to look like my cousins. For some reason I don't remember how the soot-sovering came about, and the only reason I remembered this was because I saw a picture...:blink: I used to have an excellent memory, too...


"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

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NARUTO FOREVER!
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Athena Horla
Okay she was wearing a really tight top ( which I strongly advised against, but SOMEONE didn't listen to me ) and the guy at the ride took everybody elses ticket except for hers because it was his way of - saying that he thought she looked good.

Yeah it's pretty gross when you think about it mostly because the guy running ride was like thirty... We couldn't report him or anything though because we didn't really have any proof on the matter...
There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston
That IS funny!

:blink: My cat's sitting inside a rolled-up poster. He really IS crazy....


"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

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NARUTO FOREVER!
Yakaii Ghul
My cat does it regularly if I make a projet... ^^ And she always sleeps on my pillow ^^
"Is that a unicorn? No I'll wear the purple shoes and who painted the kitten?"
My cat is mentally retarded. No, seriously he is. He's a calico. And he loves sitting on papers that are on the floor...Very odd...


"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

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NARUTO FOREVER!
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Gladstone Golem
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My cats like to sit on paper on the floor too. :P
hi there
:lol: My cat will literally go out of his way to sit on a piece of paper. He's very amusing.


"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

NARUTO FOREVER!
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Adele Djinni
My cat either stays in the basement or outside.. This is so funny

The reason she is an outside cat now... She used to be inside, but we went on vacation and my pap forgot to come feed her whil we were gone... So we got home late at night and my dad ran in the house and jumped on his bed, smashing his fave into the pillow.... and here that cat had just recently pee'd (??) on his pillow, so he had cat pee all over his face... *gag*

So now she is an outside cat.
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Abel Afrit
my dog likes to sit on playing boards. ruined the only game of risk i have managed to play for more than 10mins
I love that, after years of not using this forum, my average posts per day is 0.7
Yakaii Ghul
Haha my cat sat on my laptop today when I were writing my story to a competition. She was really funny. ^^
"Is that a unicorn? No I'll wear the purple shoes and who painted the kitten?"
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Artemis Afrit
My aunt S and our friend N* are over to dinner right now. This took place roughly an hour ago.

I've just gotten back from the clinic.

We were eating Chinese food for dinner, and I was (still am) wearing a top that shows some cleavage. My Mom started going on about how it wasn't approprite if I didn't pull it up high enough and dad said. "She's a women, what's your problem?"

And Mom said, "Yes, but she's fourteen, and it's showing." and started to take a sip of her coffee.

Dad replied "What!? Are her breasts evil!?" and Mom snorted coffee out her nose.

Yes, you read that correctly. Hot coffee out her nostrils. I fell on the floor laughing.

*N was married to my Mom's evil half-sister. he divorced her, but we like him, so we keep in touch.
I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.


Laura Branigan, Self-control

:mouth: Oh, Canada...
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Luciene Higher Spirit
What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?

Mine mostly involve fire *yay*
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Artemis Afrit
I've done a lot of stupid things.

I've locked myself in/out of the house/car with no way back in/out a few times. My parents get so pissed off at me for that.
I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.


Laura Branigan, Self-control

:mouth: Oh, Canada...
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
Hmm, I did destroy a laptop one time. Drinking coffee.
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
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Sentynel One with The Other Place
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Bringing a hot chocolate near my laptop seems to kill my wireless internet connection... random.
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Ianna Marid
That's the weirdest thing I've heard all day.

And I have a weird life.

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


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Artemis Afrit
That is weird.
I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.


Laura Branigan, Self-control

:mouth: Oh, Canada...
I spilled milk all over my old laptop last year. Everyone still teases me about it. <_<


"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

NARUTO FOREVER!
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Sentynel One with The Other Place
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Damn right it's weird, but it's done it a couple of times now. With a slightly low signal strength, bringing hot chocolate nearby knocked the connection out almost completely.
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