Bartiforums

19 May 07 - 00:57

Starting to learn? I think they understood the 'don't come near me unless you want to leave on a stretcher' message when you looked at them.

There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston

Artemis Afrit

19 May 07 - 01:00

Funny. Very funny.

Unfortunately, no, the boys in my drama class aren't smart enough for that. They osess all the intelligence of our kitchen mop, and not half the cleanliness.

I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.

Laura Branigan, Self-control

Oh, Canada...

Athena Horla

19 May 07 - 01:08

Lovely. Give them a punch for me will you - sadly I can't be there to do it myself.

There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston

AnukSuNamon Afrit

19 May 07 - 01:19

This thread makes me want to beat the crap out of my enemies.

*prepares and plans*

"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

NARUTO FOREVER!

rubberchickenben Marid

19 May 07 - 02:52

I'm gifted, so everyone in my class is smart. (Doesn't mean they're not @$$holes.)

I wish I were a cat-dragon

Apollo Marid

19 May 07 - 04:24

Heh. I may be gifted, and everyone in my class are complete morons.

Athena Horla

19 May 07 - 12:18

I'm in the enhanced class too, and so was Artemis last year. Or at least so they tell us. It may be that we all have major problems and they just tell us we're the enhanced class to make us feel better.

There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston

Artemis Afrit

19 May 07 - 12:31

Yes, that's pretty much it.

The only real difference between the enhanced class and the regular classes are mroe homework, and you have a class with more than one grade.

I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.

Laura Branigan, Self-control

Oh, Canada...

Athena Horla

20 May 07 - 00:43

You are also stuck with some more, shall we say, interesting characters.

There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston

Artemis Afrit

20 May 07 - 03:20

Known to the rest of the world as "complete idiots who will probably manage to kill themselves with a pair of safety scissors".

I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.

Laura Branigan, Self-control

Oh, Canada...

Athena Horla

20 May 07 - 15:46

What? I don't know what your talking about! (hides cut on arm behind back)

There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston

Apollo Marid

20 May 07 - 16:30

We had a "poisinous clove incident" at our school. And who can forget the "Ziplock incident" or the "Supply wars". Good tiimes...

Artemis Afrit

21 May 07 - 03:47

Put them down, this is a thread for and embaressing moments.

The idiots from this year, Athena, the ones I told you about?

I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.

Laura Branigan, Self-control

Oh, Canada...

Apollo Marid

21 May 07 - 04:24

Incident of the Poisonous Cloves: We were studying Africa in History. We talked about crops, thus leading to African cloves. Some people had never heard of cloves, so the teacher brought some in the next day. Basically, 27 kids got sick, one regurgitated what looked like blood, kids were sent to the hospital, the news came, and we laughed at our History teacher as she was fired and seen being interviewed by police.

Ziplock Incident: Nothing major. Found a giant heavy-duty ziplock bag, put the shortest kid in class in it to see if he'd fit, and he got stuck. He almost suffocated. Then a bunch of people started grabbing giant ziplock bags from the closet and followed our wonderfully set example.

Supply Wars: Long story.

Sentynel One with The Other Place

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21 May 07 - 11:01

Apollo wrote: Supply Wars: Long story.

Get typing.

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Artemis Afrit

21 May 07 - 17:10

And type fast, I've got a story involving our school's supply closet too.

I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.

Laura Branigan, Self-control

Oh, Canada...

Apollo Marid

21 May 07 - 20:31

Please go first... The Supply Wars are very descriptive, and I don't want anyone I go to school with to find this site...

AnukSuNamon Afrit

21 May 07 - 23:13

They most likely won't.

I threw a container of open glue on this guy's back...Then he shoved it on my hair...Yea, it was still funny.

And today when we were all comparing ourselves to animals...Damn it was funny...

"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

NARUTO FOREVER!

Yakaii Ghul

23 May 07 - 19:41

Yay my cat was soooo funny today ^^
She wntad to come in through the window but we pulled down that thing wich it for keeping away bugs. She didn't notice it so jumped in that I don't know what. She was sooooo cuteee =^_^=

"Is that a unicorn? No I'll wear the purple shoes and who painted the kitten?"

Ianna Marid

23 May 07 - 20:24

If I wrote a history on my tenth grade year (this one) only 1% of it would be serious.

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."

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