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28 Apr 09 - 15:10
If we're going animals, I'll take an ostrich.
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What? Fast, agile, and bloody vicious at anything that gets in their way. >>
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What? Fast, agile, and bloody vicious at anything that gets in their way. >>
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Apollo Marid
28 Apr 09 - 21:03
Ouch. That hurts.Sentynel wrote:For the uneducated...
28 Apr 09 - 22:18
Everyone should have read Good Omens.Apollo wrote:Ouch. That hurts.Sentynel wrote:For the uneducated...
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Honorius Utukku
28 Apr 09 - 22:32
Ostriches? No way. Cassowaries!
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Or rhinos if speed is not of importance.
Or rhinos if speed is not of importance.
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29 Apr 09 - 08:50
Cassowaries aren't big enough to ride - two metres high and 60kg is about the limit. Big ostriches can hit 2.8 metres and 155kg. Ostriches are also faster, reaching a staggering 75km/h.
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Honorius Utukku
29 Apr 09 - 19:32
But they're not vicious enough. And you can make cassowaries bigger, genetically. And their plumage is much cooler, and their faces are intimidating.
How about a forum vote? Cassowaries or Ostriches?
How about a forum vote? Cassowaries or Ostriches?
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29 Apr 09 - 20:09
Clearly you have never encountered a real ostrich. Cassowaries are extremely shy and only attack if seriously provoked. Ostriches are just plain vicious bastards.
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Honorius Utukku
29 Apr 09 - 22:05
When faced with danger, ostriches eat sand-wiches and generally run away, thus leading to the adaptation of their speedy legs.
When faced with danger, the cassowaries strike faster than a krait (Bartimaeus reference), and leave their victim bleeding, maimed, and basically dead.
When faced with danger, the cassowaries strike faster than a krait (Bartimaeus reference), and leave their victim bleeding, maimed, and basically dead.
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29 Apr 09 - 22:50
Ostriches run fast to reduce the transit time between maiming different people. They're big, strong, aggressive and grumpy.
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
29 Apr 09 - 22:51
I'd never heard of a casso-what before now.
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29 Apr 09 - 23:04
Cassowaries certainly have stealth..
However, we all know real ninja ride raptors.
However, we all know real ninja ride raptors.
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
29 Apr 09 - 23:28
Awesome.
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Honorius Utukku
29 Apr 09 - 23:34
Oh god. How UN-awesome. Especially if the ninjas are Irish.
http://www.andyparkart.com/images/galle ... himera.jpg
If you want an alternative to cassowaries, here it is.
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http://www.andyparkart.com/images/galle ... himera.jpg
If you want an alternative to cassowaries, here it is.
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29 Apr 09 - 23:36
There's no helping some people.
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Honorius Utukku
29 Apr 09 - 23:38
I agree.
And I don't intend to.
And I don't intend to.
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
29 Apr 09 - 23:45
Wow.
No self-help books for you, then.
No self-help books for you, then.
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Honorius Utukku
29 Apr 09 - 23:53
They cost a fortune regardless.
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
29 Apr 09 - 23:58
lmao.
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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
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There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
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Honorius Utukku
30 Apr 09 - 00:08
http://www.amazon.com/Self-Help-Health- ... &node=4736
just look at this. PREPOSTEROUS.
just look at this. PREPOSTEROUS.
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