Honorius wrote:Yep. A battle between God and Satan would involve spam wars, D&D, and ping pong tournaments.

It actually involves a boy called Adam, an angel and a demon who aren't really that different and actually quite like humanity, the four bikers of the apocalypse, the "Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch", and a number of screwups.

FIVE bikers. Don't forget Bureacracy.

No no, it's four. Death, War, Famine, and Pollution (Pestilence retired after the discovery of penicillin).


For the uneducated, I'm referring to Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman.

Five.

Death, War, Famine, Pollution, and Bureaucracy.

Fail.
Awesome, amusing, but still fail.
Fail should be the seventh biker.
I know.

Death, War, Famine, Pollution, Bureaucracy, Fannie Mae, and Fail.

Not bad.

Ahaha, nicely done.
Death, War, Famine, Plague, Pollution, Dogma.
Those are mine.

Were I catholic, they'd be:
Death, War, Famine, Pestilence, Pollution, Heresy, Freethought.

I always thought it was pointless anyways. Pestilence, whether locus-style or disease, war, and famine all cause death.
Why not just use death, damnit?

Locust, not locus. Big difference.

You understood it anyways.
Thanks.

wrote:Were I catholic, they'd be:
Death, War, Famine, Pestilence, Pollution, Heresy, Freethought.

Generalizing a little, dontcha think?

Just a wee bit :)

"Generalization is a foundational element of logic and human reasoning."

Obviously not.

Who the hell said that?

Do not defy the power of Wikipedia.

I don't, use wikipedia for a good deal of my info.
I'm an information whore - Wikipedia feeds it.

Right.

Not much to say to that. Back on topic I guess. Favorite vehicles:

1) Monster Segway
2) Robophant
3) Giant Rat

If we're going to animals, I'll take a mythologically-large grey wolf.

Fenriromible. Not bad.

Maybe an overgrown kitten or puppy would be fun to ride on.

Something giant with wings. Griffin, perhaps.

Honorius wrote:Do not defy the power of Wikipedia.

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