Artemis fowl

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Athena Horla
25 Aug 07 - 23:56
Lame joke -

foal = centaur = foaly
There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston
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Apollo Marid
26 Aug 07 - 23:25
Minerva(n): Evil creature that comes from Hell to try to fall in love with Artemis, and in the end she will try to screw his plans up and will result in deaths of loved ones. See also: Antichrist.
Used in a sentence: Minerva is a walking suckfest.

Thus, answering rubberchickenben's question.
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Ianna Marid
27 Aug 07 - 01:11
I never noticed the Foaly thing.

Minerva isn't that bad...well, yes she is, but mainly cause she and Artemis have something the author would like to call chemistry.

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


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Queezle7 Horla
27 Aug 07 - 12:50
I agree. She might be tolerable if he hated her with a passion.

btw, I have read the 5th book now.
Look, Queezle.
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Apollo Marid
27 Aug 07 - 19:58
Yay.

I agree.
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27 Aug 07 - 20:22
Ianna wrote: I never noticed the Foaly thing.
:lol2:
I wish I were a cat-dragon
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Ianna Marid
27 Aug 07 - 20:53
Well, maybe Colfer will come to his senses.

At least Holly and Artemis aren't together.

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


27 Aug 07 - 23:17
Of course artemis and Holly aren't together, Eoin might have invented minerva (grrr) but he doesn't approve of cross species breeding! :sick: I approve of Holly and Trouble.
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Apollo Marid
28 Aug 07 - 03:17
Yeah... the children human/fairy hybrids would be creepy.
if I had to go with a AF ship, than yes, Holly and Trouble. But I don't ship, as seen twenty-one words ago.
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Queezle7 Horla
28 Aug 07 - 12:10
I like Artemis and Holly.

Their eyes match!
Look, Queezle.
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Ianna Marid
28 Aug 07 - 22:04
Now that's how you base a relationship.

*Sarcasm*

What do we know about the next book?

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


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Apollo Marid
28 Aug 07 - 23:02
-Minerva and Artemis pairing is almost a certainty. *dread*
-I hate to admit it, but there is a good chance of Butler/Artemis's dad dieing.
-Butler kicks serious butt.
-Butler blows something up.
-Something might blow up.
-Foaly is going to be funny.
-Holly is going to be sarcastic.
-Julious Root mourning all around.
-Probably a bit of espionage thrown in there somewhere,
-Artemis uses his magic to it's fullest extent(perhaps healing a maybe almost dead Butler? Heh heh..)
-Some bad guy/girl/Opal tries to outsmart Artemis.
-Artemis kicks serious butt.
-The Fowls become insanely rich at the end.

Sounds like it's going to be a good book to me.


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29 Aug 07 - 11:16
And there's going to be Myles and Beckett (lol your icon) hoyay.
Nothing to see here, move along.
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29 Aug 07 - 20:29
Apollo wrote: Artemis uses his magic to it's fullest extent
Artemis has magic?!?!?!

I should really read the last book. :D
I wish I were a cat-dragon
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Apollo Marid
29 Aug 07 - 20:40
Woops. Well, might as well tell you. Yeah.

Beckett???!!!??? That's seriously one of the twins's names?! Awesome! :D :D :D :gladstone: :gladstone: :gladstone:
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Athena Horla
30 Aug 07 - 01:46
Apollo wrote: -Minerva and Artemis pairing is almost a certainty. *dread*
And this sounds like a good book to you? :D
There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston
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Apollo Marid
30 Aug 07 - 02:25
The rest does. :D

Besides, after reading past Nathaniel's death, I'm ready for anything Colfer can throw at me.
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Wammy Foliot
30 Aug 07 - 02:45
Comic books first.
I'll take a potato chip...AND EAT IT!! - American Light Yagami
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Apollo Marid
30 Aug 07 - 22:00
Huh?
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31 Aug 07 - 20:34
There is going to be a graphic novel of the first book.

I perosnally loathe Holly/Artemis, but I am a firm shipper of Holly/Trouble.

I also hate Minerva. She is just the most boring character EVER, I mean did he ever conseder making her a tiny bit different from Artemis? So I detest Artemis/Minerva. Can't he stay single?

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