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22 Jan 07 - 21:06

How about kidnapping plan? *Shudders even harder than Athena*

I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.

Laura Branigan, Self-control

Oh, Canada...

Sentynel One with The Other Place

admin

22 Jan 07 - 21:21

Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.

*grabs Barrett M82*

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A still more glorious dawn awaits, not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise, a morning filled with 400 billion suns - the rising of the Milky Way

Artemis Afrit

22 Jan 07 - 21:32

*Steals a bow and some arrows from the archery club* Slower death.

I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.

Laura Branigan, Self-control

Oh, Canada...

Sentynel One with The Other Place

admin

22 Jan 07 - 21:49

But he might survive that. That Barrett will take out half of his house, never mind him.

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A still more glorious dawn awaits, not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise, a morning filled with 400 billion suns - the rising of the Milky Way

Adele Djinni

22 Jan 07 - 21:54

I don't see why you guys are worrying so much... just don't read it if he does. No one is forcing you to. The man has a right to write what he wants, and if no one sues him for plagiarising then you can't do anything.

But bombing his house would be exciting

AIONIOS

Athena Horla

22 Jan 07 - 22:33

Are you kidding? My whole class brings it in 24/7 so they can re-read it. They're always going on about how great it is. My brother loves it and plays it on his STERIO. It was the library's book of the month and our teacher is talking about assigning it as a novel study! And do you KNOW what will happen if this is dragged out longer than it has to? No I don't think you do, I WILL DIE! Failure is NOT an option we can NOT allow this to happen -

now, who knows how to make atomic bombs..

There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston

Adele Djinni

22 Jan 07 - 23:03

I know how you feel, my three brothers and mom are like that.... my eldest brother has read the both first and second 6 times already... and keep asking me when the next is coming out...because I am on the internet most so I can look it up, but I won't so they keep bothering me about it. I just learned to ignore them

AIONIOS

Ianna Marid

23 Jan 07 - 00:16

Adele, we do this for fun.

We get obessive over people we don't like. i.e. Laura Mallory.

That's life.

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."

Mwamba Higher Spirit

23 Jan 07 - 03:34

*Shrug*

He just needs a mentor from a REAL literary genius. I recommend Tara for him.

流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。

Apocrypha Afrit

23 Jan 07 - 04:03

Mwamba wrote: *Shrug*

He just needs a mentor from a REAL literary genius. I recommend Tara for him.

Gods... Anyway, if we do get caught blowing up his house, remember everyone, it was Sent's idea.

Sentynel One with The Other Place

admin

23 Jan 07 - 11:23

A basic atomic bomb is pretty simple actually. Just find a load of uranium, split it into two, and smash one half into the other. Boom.
I wouldn't recommend it though.

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A still more glorious dawn awaits, not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise, a morning filled with 400 billion suns - the rising of the Milky Way

Adele Djinni

23 Jan 07 - 12:44

Duh? you would DIE! I guess I could live with that though! :P

AIONIOS

Post Higher Spirit

23 Jan 07 - 18:03

Athena wrote: Are you kidding? My whole class brings it in 24/7 so they can re-read it. They're always going on about how great it is. My brother loves it and plays it on his STERIO. It was the library's book of the month and our teacher is talking about assigning it as a novel study! And do you KNOW what will happen if this is dragged out longer than it has to? No I don't think you do, I WILL DIE! Failure is NOT an option we can NOT allow this to happen -

now, who knows how to make atomic bombs..

A quick death is preferable. Use a ceiling fan and some rope, the trauma caused by your neck breaking will knock you unconscious anyway.

Shame of the Super Son

Athena Horla

23 Jan 07 - 22:38

hmm a death mission huh?

Well then I will be bold and - put Sent up for it. You don't mind do you Sentynel?

There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston

Ianna Marid

23 Jan 07 - 23:20

Why can't we send Post?

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."

Artemis Afrit

24 Jan 07 - 01:32

Hmmm. Hulmiliation...

Because with Post, he'd end up insane, not dead.

One of the guys in my Learning Stratagies class did it for his "booktalk" (Why can't they just call it a novel study like everyone else?) I had to bite my toungue the entire time. Hard.

I say we kidnap him, and lock him in my school over march break. It's huge, it has three floors, a basement, and a "new wing" on each floor. It's also so confusing that a guy who worked there for four years still gets lost.

I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.

Laura Branigan, Self-control

Oh, Canada...

Ianna Marid

24 Jan 07 - 02:37

As Dumbledore says, there are worse things than death.

Like seeing Post in real life.

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."

Artemis Afrit

24 Jan 07 - 02:53

Ahh!

Lock him up in my school with Post. Give him a head start so he can run and have Post hunt him.

And just to make it interesting, let's give Post a hammer...

I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.

Laura Branigan, Self-control

Oh, Canada...

Post Higher Spirit

24 Jan 07 - 07:34

I voluteer my school. Keep smiling, Paolini, keep smiling.

There's actually a song called 'keep smiling.'

Death. Pain. Revenge...

Shame of the Super Son

Sentynel One with The Other Place

admin

24 Jan 07 - 09:26

Athena wrote: hmm a death mission huh?

Well then I will be bold and - put Sent up for it. You don't mind do you Sentynel?

Personally I think sending Post would be more effective, but I'd do it with the Barrett. Not with an atom bomb.

Sentynel - Head Ninja, Admin, Keeper of the Ban Afrit, Official Forum Graphics Guy, and forum code debugger.
A still more glorious dawn awaits, not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise, a morning filled with 400 billion suns - the rising of the Milky Way

A fourth continuation?!?

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