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The idea is to break the guy's nose or put a kick to the groin. Or maybe a metal stick... Works wonders, Tested and proven.
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Sentynel One with The Other Place
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Bah, metal sticks. How new fangled. What's wrong with a wooden stick?
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No the metal is Cleaner; Wood would splinter and injure more.
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Sentynel One with The Other Place
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A decent stick, cut fresh from a hazel coppice or similar, and then dried with some degree of care, is tough as anything.
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Sentynel wrote:
Kenny wrote: Luckily I do not have braces. If I did, I would be messed up on a regular basis. I get hit alot by my older brother.
It hurts a hell of a lot punching traintrack braces, you know... In fact, any braces would probably provide protection.
Unless i my baring my teath, they destroyed the inside of my lips if i ever got hit.


Now ive got a night time retainer. :wub:
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wrote:A decent stick, cut fresh from a hazel coppice or similar, and then dried with some degree of care, is tough as anything.
Or, you can go to the store and get a metal pipe.
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Krim wrote:
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decent stick, cut fresh from a hazel coppice or similar, and then dried
with some degree of care, is tough as anything.
Or, you can go to the store and get a metal pipe.
That costs money! Plus wood makes a much more satisfying thwack noise.


The idea, Gladstone, is that you move fast enough to get your lips out of the way. Or just snarl threateningly whenever you get into a fight. Same effect.
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It'd be faster then cutting the hazel and drying it and all of that.

:| Or, would it be?

So like, I get these stitches in my foot removed soon.
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Well I fell of my bike, and got a huge bruise in my leg....
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Sentynel One with The Other Place
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Krim wrote: It'd be faster then cutting the hazel and drying it and all of that.

:| Or, would it be?

So like, I get these stitches in my foot removed soon.
Not really, since the stick still works when it's wet, it just bends a little more.
Even more satisfying thwack noise, too.
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Um, who they readies stickes for fights?

Formula for success: Slap then in the face, them kick them in the groin when their' all 'WTFed' and kick them again when their down.
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And just hope they're not quick enough to grab your leg?
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They'll be too busy cluchting theeir nads.
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Sentynel One with The Other Place
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Yes, but if they don't stand there going 'wtf?' when you slap them, you're screwed.
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If they aren't fazed by a full power slap to the face and a kick to the groin; you weren't going to win anyway.
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Sentynel One with The Other Place
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Yes, but the idea is they either see the slap coming, or at the very least see the kick coming after the slap.
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The slap might be the weakness, but no, he won't see the kick coming, 90% of the time they'll be WTFed.
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Sentynel One with The Other Place
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Which means that 10% of the time, you lose. Besides, sneak attacks get a 6x damage bonus.
Oblivion overwrote my common sense.
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Well, it's not necessary; just bash their head in if you got the muscle power (GROWTH SPURT! 5'11! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!)
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Apocrypha Afrit
how did ya guys get to this? Well, I had hernia when i was 2. I had my head bashed in when i was 3. umm, my face was cut when i was 4. My thumb was slammed in a bathroom stall door. now, it can bend abnormally. All these involve the hospital.

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