What JKR didn't put in the crapilouge....

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Queezle7 Horla
meh.
Better than my dog.
She's afraid of most floor surfaces.
Look, Queezle.
lol. No Simba is just spoiled. And obsessed w/ tennis balls. :hmm:
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Queezle7 Horla
Vinr Alfakyn wrote: And obsessed w/ tennis balls. :hmm:
Quite understandable.
Simba! I love Simba!
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Athena Horla
Where has this topic gone? I need to vent my frustrations of how much the epiloge sucked.

(She blasted off George's ear, killed his brother and then didn't even mention him? And what about Fred? He didn't even get a kid named after him. Hugo? Give me a break.)
There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston
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Jen Foliot
are we to name kids after ALL the dead oddities in HP? Hmm?
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Queezle7 Horla
Fred is not a dead oddity. He is an amazing individual who did not deserve to die.
Look, Queezle.
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Artemis Afrit
George did name his first child after Fred.

What is with all of you? You only care that one of the comic relief characters was killed off! (Don't take this the wrong way, I truly did like Fred.) Don't care about any of the others?
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I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.


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Athena Horla
Jen wrote: are we to name kids after ALL the dead oddities in HP? Hmm?
Note to JK: When you don't have enough kids to name all the dead people after you've killed too many.
There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
She killed in quantity but the characters killed weren't *that* major.

Sure there were deaths, but that's kind of expected. Personally, I think the bloodbath hype is way too much. Isn't the happily-ever-after ending good enough for y'all?
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Mwamba wrote: She killed in quantity but the characters killed weren't *that* major.

Sure there were deaths, but that's kind of expected. Personally, I think the bloodbath hype is way too much. Isn't the happily-ever-after ending good enough for y'all?
Ya I agree with u. Harry deserves a happy life after all his sufferings - & what he got in the end was just a normal life like v all usually lead. What is so sugar sweet about the epilogue? JK herself has said a lightining cannot strike the same tree twice so v can't expect Harry to lead a dangerous & troubled life again. It would seem too fairytale - like to bestow another adventure on Harry & co. Harry deserves a happy, peaceful & normal life. So what is so hateful about the editorial? IF Harry & co did'nt enjoy their life,what was the use of Fred, Lupin, Tonks, Dobby etc etc to die? Their death atleast has ensured a bright life for the survivers. What v learn from the epilogue is to move on, irrespective of what took place in the past. If Harry still mourned & lead a depressed life, the deaths of his friends would have been in vain. They died to reconstruct a better world - & their last wish luckily, got fulfilled.

So please don't go on about the epilogue, it was the best ending Jo could give 2 her series. I suppose v got 2 used 2 dark & dangerous things in DH that the epilogue seemed out of place. Try reading book 1 again - it suddenly seems so childish. The same applies 2 book 6, where v see Harry worried about Quidditch & homework & stuff. Book 7 is way 2 darker!

I also suggest ( to people who r still convinced the epilogue is crap) to read the Mugglenet Editorial " All is well".
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Queezle7 wrote: He is an amazing individual who did not deserve to die.
An amazing individual? For reals? Now, I give him props for rebelling against Umbridge, but I think 'amazing' is just exaggerated. He's just a minor, fictional character.
wrote:Try reading book 1 again - it suddenly seems so childish.
That because JKR wrote the cr-epilogue way back when she started. She locked it in a drawer only to open it just as she was finishing DH. Laziness and brilliance all in one?
Nothing to see here, move along.
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Athena Horla
You people insist because all the characters who died are 'minor' they don't matter. I prefer the minor characters to the major ones. Hell, that's why I read the books! Ron, Harry and Hermione are interesting enough. But her true writing skills come out in her other characters.
There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston
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Queezle7 Horla
I like the majors and minors. But Fred was hilarious and really nice. I had a major book crush on him.
Look, Queezle.
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Athena Horla
Book crush? :huh:

(Does not have secret wedding plans for her and fred)
There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston
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Queezle7 Horla
I have an incredible amount of book crushes.
In fact, generally when I read a fiction book, I have a book crush on one of the guys in it.
Um... is that bad?
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Athena Horla
Depends. You do get crushes on real guys right? :) It's okay as long as you don't take it too seriously. There are some pretty obessed people out there. But as its Fred, its understandable.
There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
nathanielandbartimaeus wrote:
Mwamba wrote: She killed in quantity but the characters killed weren't *that* major.

Sure there were deaths, but that's kind of expected. Personally, I think the bloodbath hype is way too much. Isn't the happily-ever-after ending good enough for y'all?
Ya I agree with u. Harry deserves a happy life after all his sufferings - & what he got in the end was just a normal life like v all usually lead. What is so sugar sweet about the epilogue? JK herself has said a lightining cannot strike the same tree twice so v can't expect Harry to lead a dangerous & troubled life again. It would seem too fairytale - like to bestow another adventure on Harry & co. Harry deserves a happy, peaceful & normal life. So what is so hateful about the editorial? IF Harry & co did'nt enjoy their life,what was the use of Fred, Lupin, Tonks, Dobby etc etc to die? Their death atleast has ensured a bright life for the survivers. What v learn from the epilogue is to move on, irrespective of what took place in the past. If Harry still mourned & lead a depressed life, the deaths of his friends would have been in vain. They died to reconstruct a better world - & their last wish luckily, got fulfilled.

So please don't go on about the epilogue, it was the best ending Jo could give 2 her series. I suppose v got 2 used 2 dark & dangerous things in DH that the epilogue seemed out of place. Try reading book 1 again - it suddenly seems so childish. The same applies 2 book 6, where v see Harry worried about Quidditch & homework & stuff. Book 7 is way 2 darker!

I also suggest ( to people who r still convinced the epilogue is crap) to read the Mugglenet Editorial " All is well".
Uhhhh...I feel kind of bad having to say it, but I loathed the epilogue and find the only thing 'well' about the epilogue is AS/S.

It was sarcasm on my part.
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Athena Horla
It didn't bother me so much that the epiloge told you nothing, but that JK herself told you nothing. All she said in that interview was stuff I already knew. (And rather lame stuff it is. Ron an auror? Luna growing up? Give me a break.)
There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston
This is one serious doubt I have got. What did Ron actually become? In a interview Jo said he became an Auror & helped George to restart the joke shop (or something along that line). But in the web chat ( available at Bloomsbury. com) she said he worked in the joke shop with George & it bacame a real money spinner. She said nothing about him being an auror! I am really confused & I want Ron 2 be the former. There is a possibility he might be working in both places but that seems improbable. Please answer.
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Athena Horla
:rolleyes: JK is changing her mind left right and center. In the interview that started this topic she said Ron and Harry became aurors.
There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston

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