Twilight

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Alec Foliot
4 Sep 09 - 11:25
The strange and horrible fantisies of a strange person kind of lols? or the baddly writen and imature over use of swearing kinda lols?


"The slime turned on the corpse melting and absorbing it within a few seconds. Ms Hunt let out a horrified scream ?cabbage!? as she jumped out of the window, landing uneasily on the out side."
4 Sep 09 - 11:32
Alec wrote:The strange and horrible fantisies of a strange person kind of lols? or the baddly writen and imature over use of swearing kinda lols?
The first one. Though there are some badly-written gems out there.
sentynel is gay
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Nero Higher Spirit
16 Sep 09 - 22:06
I just read the first few pages...

When did that bashing happen?
25 Apr 10 - 09:49
Personally, I think twilight would be much improved if they all rode sparkly unicorns instead of driving expensive cars.
Run, run as fast as you can...
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6 May 10 - 16:32
Twilight would have been MUCHLY improved if written by someone other than Smeyer. Except for Paolini. And various other thesaurus rapists.
D'you think Kitty likes Hello Kitty?
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7 May 10 - 00:13
Dinosaur therapists? :D
I wish I were a cat-dragon
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7 May 10 - 13:36
/facepalm

Ooh ooh! I dare someone to rewrite Stephen King/J.K. Rowling in purple prose!
D'you think Kitty likes Hello Kitty?
11 May 10 - 01:13
*googles purple prose, laughs*
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12 May 10 - 14:35
If 'incandescent chest' or 'scintillatiing arms' aren't purple prose...
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periwinkle Mouler
29 May 10 - 20:35
Wtf?! Incandescent chest? That reminds me of that author what-is-is-name who wrote that piece of literature with the title of "Heart of Darkness". I read one book of real literature once a year, but that one was a complete waste of time, because I didn't get what the story was about: It seemed to be a list of long and complicated words pretending to be sentences. That author wrote English but it wasn't his first language. I thought that this explained his issues. But SMeier doesn't have that excuse for the use of such words :(
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evillaugh Djinni
5 Aug 13 - 11:56
well, what can you expect of a person that writes books based on a dream she had ? :ermm:
Friends come and friends go, but enemies accumulate
Si sapis, sis apis - If you're wise, be a bee
If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it is fertilized with bullcabbage
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Quest Imp
11 Sep 14 - 23:19
It's pretty good, but is a little tedious. I like Bart and Lockwood better.

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