Nero Higher Spirit
5 Apr 09 - 23:25
I think you're gonna fit in well. =DHonorius wrote:You know what else is fail?
Brisingr.
Because seriously, all things considered, it's a crappy book.
The Inheritance Series Book 3/4
Book DiscussionCaptain Internets Golem
6 Apr 09 - 00:15
Honorius wrote:You know what else is fail?
Brisingr.
Because seriously, all things considered, it's a crappy book.
It's so bad it's good
Oh, also
sentynel is gay
6 Apr 09 - 09:33
It's so bad it's awful.David Cat wrote:It's so bad it's good
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A still more glorious dawn awaits, not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise, a morning filled with 400 billion suns - the rising of the Milky Way
A still more glorious dawn awaits, not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise, a morning filled with 400 billion suns - the rising of the Milky Way
Honorius Utukku
6 Apr 09 - 22:22
Salutations to all of you.Sentynel wrote:It's so bad it's awful.David Cat wrote:It's so bad it's good
It's so bad, one would just read it again just so he can taunt it and mark upon its badness.
"Give me back my face!" "Look at that sunset. Like blood and melted cheese."
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Post Higher Spirit
21 May 09 - 15:21
I haven't read this. No longer have the time. Can someone tell me whether this is a new low or more of the same?
Shame of the Super Son
Captain Internets Golem
21 May 09 - 16:03
It's the best so far ^^![]()
sentynel is gay
sentynel is gay21 May 09 - 16:10
It's possibly the least awful so far..
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A still more glorious dawn awaits, not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise, a morning filled with 400 billion suns - the rising of the Milky Way
A still more glorious dawn awaits, not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise, a morning filled with 400 billion suns - the rising of the Milky Way
FuzzyLobster Marid
21 May 09 - 20:16
Gather 'round members, it's time to play a game.
Guess who said:
I'll let you judge Post:![]()
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Guess who said:
I know its really unimportant, but I found it in the archives a while ago, and I couldn't resist.wrote:I didn't know it had been written by a fifteen year old until I'd finished it. Besides, he started writing it at fifteen, but was much older when he finished it. It may not be up to LoTR standard, but they're still damn good books.
I'll let you judge Post:
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21 May 09 - 20:28
I WAS YOUNG AND FOOLISH
Edit: The truly great learn from and admit to their mistakes.
Edit: The truly great learn from and admit to their mistakes.
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A still more glorious dawn awaits, not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise, a morning filled with 400 billion suns - the rising of the Milky Way
A still more glorious dawn awaits, not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise, a morning filled with 400 billion suns - the rising of the Milky Way
Captain Internets Golem
21 May 09 - 20:29
Excuses excuses.![]()
sentynel is gay
sentynel is gayNero Higher Spirit
21 May 09 - 20:34
Honestly, the tag just makes me more curious.FuzzyLobster wrote:I'll let you judge Post:
Yet, I'm not surprised.
Captain Internets Golem
21 May 09 - 20:36
Screw the Star Wars rip-off claimers. Villain is not, in fact, main character's father.![]()
sentynel is gay
sentynel is gay21 May 09 - 20:39
Blatantly retconned in order to get back at the people pointing out the blatant Star Wars similarities.
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A still more glorious dawn awaits, not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise, a morning filled with 400 billion suns - the rising of the Milky Way
A still more glorious dawn awaits, not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise, a morning filled with 400 billion suns - the rising of the Milky Way
Captain Internets Golem
21 May 09 - 20:41
Prove it.![]()
sentynel is gay
sentynel is gay21 May 09 - 20:49
Sure, let me just rig up my long-range telepathy machine so I can read Paolini's mind (that'll be a traumatic experience) and check that for you..
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A still more glorious dawn awaits, not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise, a morning filled with 400 billion suns - the rising of the Milky Way
A still more glorious dawn awaits, not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise, a morning filled with 400 billion suns - the rising of the Milky Way
Post Higher Spirit
22 May 09 - 01:29
Ack. That's not what I meant: Is the prose still purple? I mean:
"The wind carried a scent that would change the world."
"The songs of the deam are the lamentations of the living."
"The wind carried a scent that would change the world."
"The songs of the deam are the lamentations of the living."
Shame of the Super Son
22 May 09 - 08:51
The prose is still purple, but arguably it's merely bright purple rather than OHGODSMYEYES purple.
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A still more glorious dawn awaits, not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise, a morning filled with 400 billion suns - the rising of the Milky Way
A still more glorious dawn awaits, not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise, a morning filled with 400 billion suns - the rising of the Milky Way
Post Higher Spirit
22 May 09 - 12:22
I started writing again, and I now tend to stylization myself. The difference between epic and purple is subtle.
Shame of the Super Son
Apollo Marid
22 May 09 - 21:56
*fasts*Post wrote:I started writing again
FuzzyLobster Marid
22 May 09 - 22:04
Muahahaha!wrote:I WAS YOUNG AND FOOLISH
Edit: The truly great learn from and admit to their mistakes.
I used to be a good writer, but lack of inspiration has probably made me suck badly.
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