The Eragon Movie

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Post Higher Spirit
The forces of good have to have their little victories now and then, this is one of them.
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Athena Horla
There is no way they can leave it like it is. It makes no sense! Leaving it open like that will just make it even worse than it already is.
There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston
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Ianna Marid
I thought of a tagline for the movie they should have used to make their intentions clear.

In a land very much like Middle Earth...a Star Wars legend is born.

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


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Athena wrote: There is no way they can leave it like it is. It makes no sense! Leaving it open like that will just make it even worse than it already is.
It's called going all the way.
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!wobniaR Mouler
Have you guys seen the Eragon Visual Guide? Someone posted it up on IMDB and I found it absolutely hilarious. I'll upload it, hold on.


Edit: Okay, you can download the zipped Eragon Visual Guide here. It's really good, but the link will expire in 7 days (Tuesday), so give me a poke if you want me to reupload it.
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!wobniaR wrote: Have you guys seen the Eragon Visual Guide? Someone posted it up on IMDB and I found it absolutely hilarious. I'll upload it, hold on.


Edit: Okay, you can download the zipped Eragon Visual Guide here. It's really good, but the link will expire in 7 days (Tuesday), so give me a poke if you want me to reupload it.
I was bored, so I downloaded it.

...it's brilliant.
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Post Higher Spirit
So true...
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Ianna Marid
Ah, accuracy!

I'm glad I downloaded it as well.

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


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Ianna Marid
I would, but it would be blocked and anyways, we're out of school.

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


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Athena Horla
I HAVE to show this to my class.
There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston
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!wobniaR Mouler
haha, glad you guys like it.

The thing is it's so scarily accurate.
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Post Higher Spirit
Paolini has much to answer for.
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!wobniaR Mouler
His editors too.

People use his age as an excuse for his bad writing, but he's had professional editors working on the trilogy too.

I suppose when the last book comes out he'll still be 15. :hmm:
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Post Higher Spirit
They are Modest men, With much to be modest about.
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Ianna Marid
Isn't he twenty-something now?

It would be very ironic if the last book was very good...

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


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Post Higher Spirit
Let's stay in the realm of possibilities here.

Maybe he'll have enough money to call it a day?
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Ianna Marid
Well, yes. I mean it is on the best-seller's list.

And doesn't he still live with his parents?

But he said he'd write again.

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


Krim Horla
Me and the person who made the visual guide (PhoCris) terrorize the fans on IMDB. :)

I'm roboticwaffle.
Gladstone/Sentynel/Krim/Gladstone/Sentynel/Krim/Stroud/Gladstone

The three ships. Kinda like the Mayflower and all those.
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Ianna Marid
What, not on rotten tomatoes too?

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


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Athena Horla
Ianna wrote: Isn't he twenty-something now?

It would be very ironic if the last book was very good...
Even if it was half way decent (which some how I doubt) it couldn't be good becasue it would still be associated with the first two.
There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston

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