The Eragon Movie

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Ianna Marid
Because he likes making fun of the bad acting and dialouge?

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


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Rekhyt2238 Utukku
Ianna wrote: Because he likes making fun of the bad acting and dialouge?
I wish...He actually likes it. :sick:
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Ianna Marid
The books and movies?

Or just the movie?

And is he the reason you almost went?

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


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Faquarl Ghul
I thought this movie truly sucked. Didnt live up to a fantasy film (like LOTR) and the dialogue was bad in the film just liek it was bad in the book.
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Ianna Marid
So, basically, all hope I hate of it improving on the book is down the drain like I've been harping about for thirteen pages?

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


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Rekhyt2238 Utukku
Ianna wrote: The books and movies?

Or just the movie?

And is he the reason you almost went?
He doesn't read...So the commercial.

I actually wanted to go see it, just to see how bad it was.
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!wobniaR Mouler
I regret to inform you that the only dwarf in the movie is Hrothgar who is a mere inch shorter than Eragon, has a thick scottish accent and his name and title isn't mentioned at all.
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Athena Horla
I just saw it. It was forced upon us by our teacher. I think I am going to have nightmares. There is no character development! All the actors are just like empty shells, ideas made by the book. If the plot in the book was predictable the one in the movie is just plain stupid. They cut everything to make it as short as possible, which only makes things worse. It's horrible. And the music - ah! I actually wanted to throw up. It's over done and makes every scene seem either extremely corny or like the most monumental battle ever. And they left it open for a sequel! Why?!?
There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston
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Rekhyt2238 Utukku
Athena wrote: I just saw it. It was forced upon us by our teacher. I think I am going to have nightmares. There is no character development! All the actors are just like empty shells, ideas made by the book. If the plot in the book was predictable the one in the movie is just plain stupid. They cut everything to make it as short as possible, which only makes things worse. It's horrible. And the music - ah! I actually wanted to throw up. It's over done and makes every scene seem either extremely corny or like the most monumental battle ever. And they left it open for a sequel! Why?!?
God yes!...I've only seen it once, but I might watch it again to critique it.
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Apollo Marid
Not that I like th books anyway, but I had to watch it with my brother. You might as well call it something else...
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Athena Horla
Rekhyt2238 wrote: God yes!...I've only seen it once, but I might watch it again to critique it.
I wouldn't watch it again if you paid me. :sick:
There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston
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Apollo Marid
Same. :sick: :(
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Ianna Marid
I wouldn't watch it once...well maybe if you paid me.

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


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Athena Horla
Don't do it Ianna. Seriously, it's not worth any amount of money.
There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston
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Apollo Marid
Ianna, NOO! Save yourself!!!
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Ianna Marid
Oh, I'm not.

No one has offered me any money.

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


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Apollo Marid
Quick, everyone hide there money.
This is for your own good.
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Athena Horla
So, hypothetically, how much money would it take to make you watch it?
There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston
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Ianna Marid
Their.

Well, I won't tell you an exact sum because you might feel like toturing me...for money...one day and I want to be able to make some sort of profit.

Say, around, more than a movie ticket?

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."


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Apollo Marid
I knew someone would see that. I just thought it would be Sentynel.

It wouldn't be worth it, still.

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