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The Eragon Movie

6 Jan 07 - 20:08

Well, honestly how do you make something bad good?

I don't think Bartimaeus would be a very good movie unless we got someone like Peter Jackson. It'll lose all it's character depth (early Harry Potter movies), the CGI will cost a lot, ect.

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."

Apocrypha Afrit

6 Jan 07 - 22:58

Well, the Bartmaeus movie would be able to get a large budget from the studio if the studio was sure that they would earn all the money back after the movie came out. If the bartimaeus trilogy was able to gain lots of publicity, and the books were doing very well, the studio would give the moviue a lot of money for good actors, graphiv designers, and such. the on;y thing is something needs to draw attention to the trilogy. Something large. I don't suppose we could do anything like that though. Sadly.

Ianna Marid

6 Jan 07 - 23:52

We need to get it banned. I want fundalmentalists after it.

Why?

Sales go up. Check out Dan Brown and the Holy Blood, Holy Grail after that lawsuit.

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."

Rekhyt2238 Utukku

28 Jan 07 - 02:09

Yakaii wrote: I think they couldn't make the movie as funny as Barti in the book. :wub:

Nope, they couldn't. 80% of his humor is in the footnotes, and I have no clue how they could include those.

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Ianna Marid

19 Feb 07 - 20:55

According to Stroud in an interview, they were thinking about Bart giving asides.

Has anyone actually seen the Eragon movie?

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."

Mwamba Higher Spirit

19 Feb 07 - 20:59

Yes. Completely and totally sucked.

流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。

Ianna Marid

19 Feb 07 - 21:00

It's being released to DVD in March.

How dare they defile my birthday month!!!

Argh.

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."

Apocrypha Afrit

19 Feb 07 - 21:11

Wasn't this movie out for like a few weeks, and then it was swept out of theatres by the Oscar movies?

Ianna Marid

19 Feb 07 - 21:13

It's still in my theater.

But it left most because it basically bombed at the box office.

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."

Artemis Afrit

19 Feb 07 - 21:26

The Toronto Star reviewed it.

They said that it sucked.

I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.

Laura Branigan, Self-control

Oh, Canada...

Ianna Marid

19 Feb 07 - 21:28

Well, almost all the critics said it sucked.

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."

Rekhyt2238 Utukku

20 Feb 07 - 01:53

I still haven't seen it....My parents have deprived me of that joy.[/Sarcasm]

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Ianna Marid

20 Feb 07 - 02:56

Joy?

Please tell me that's sarcasm.

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."

Rekhyt2238 Utukku

20 Feb 07 - 03:00

Is that better?

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Ianna Marid

20 Feb 07 - 03:15

Yeah.

My parents tried to drag me to it.

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."

Rekhyt2238 Utukku

21 Feb 07 - 02:14

I tried to drag my parents to it...Just to taunt the 'fans', and be able to rant and rave of how horrible it was.

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Ianna Marid

21 Feb 07 - 03:00

So, you'd be that guy sitting in the middle yelling boo the whole movie?

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."

Adele Djinni

21 Feb 07 - 12:53

The movie was horrible... I have been traumatized from watching it, I think it made me stupid..er

AIONIOS

Ianna Marid

21 Feb 07 - 16:39

I wouldn't be surprised.

I mean the trailer killed braincells.

"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."

Rekhyt2238 Utukku

21 Feb 07 - 22:32

Ianna wrote: So, you'd be that guy sitting in the middle yelling boo the whole movie?

Yes...Well, only in my dreams. I don't think I'd ever really do that.

wrote:I mean the trailer killed braincells.

Yes...And my brother insisted on watching it at least a zillion times on OnDemand.

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