Abel Afrit
8 Apr 07 - 10:49
'I got lucky' they cant argue with that one.
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Of Doom and Damnation...
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Post Higher Spirit
8 Apr 07 - 11:09
"I actually, you know, studied for the test."?
Shame of the Super Son
Apollo Marid
8 Apr 07 - 12:14
"Why would you actually care Mr./Ms.(insert teachers name)?!?! You have no idea how my life works!!!"
Then start fake-sobbing your eyes out. Maybe, just maybe, she'll/he'll have sypathy for you.
Yes, I know, I can't come up with anything creative...
Then start fake-sobbing your eyes out. Maybe, just maybe, she'll/he'll have sypathy for you.
Yes, I know, I can't come up with anything creative...
Post Higher Spirit
8 Apr 07 - 12:20
I vote my lie is the best.
Shame of the Super Son
Athena Horla
8 Apr 07 - 12:23
Post "I actually studied for the test" doesn't usually work. And if for some reason it does the praticular teacher per se will watch you like a hawk for the rest of the year.
(Hysterical sobbing isn't taken very well, but is very very funny)
(Hysterical sobbing isn't taken very well, but is very very funny)
There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.
J. Doraston
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.
J. Doraston
Apollo Marid
8 Apr 07 - 12:25
What if the teacher is new to teaching? They won't know what to do if a student starts hysterically sobbing, they might let it go...
Okay, maybe not.
Okay, maybe not.
Post Higher Spirit
8 Apr 07 - 12:25
"How dare you question my Moral intergrity, You bitch?!"
Shame of the Super Son
Abel Afrit
8 Apr 07 - 13:55
i tried that once. just got 'dont try and change the subject'
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Artemis Afrit
8 Apr 07 - 14:51
Here's mine: Fail me, and I shall die by the hands of my own parents. That being said, you're going down with me!
For most people, that doesn't work. But they actually seem frightened of me...
For most people, that doesn't work. But they actually seem frightened of me...
I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.
Laura Branigan, Self-control
Oh, Canada...
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.
Laura Branigan, Self-control
Oh, Canada...Apollo Marid
8 Apr 07 - 14:53
Hmm, good. But I'd be scared to try it on my teacher. She might just toss me out of the fourth flour window. I'm serious.Post wrote: "How dare you question my Moral intergrity, You bitch?!"
Post Higher Spirit
8 Apr 07 - 15:08
You called your teacher a bitch?Abel wrote: i tried that once. just got 'dont try and change the subject'
Shame of the Super Son
Athena Horla
8 Apr 07 - 16:12
Um yeah, that doesn't usually go over too hot.
There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.
J. Doraston
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.
J. Doraston
Abel Afrit
8 Apr 07 - 17:50
she wasnt a teacher, she was a size 20 house assistant (i have nothing against most fat people) who got above herself WAY too much, even the other teachers noticed. she needed taking down a peg or two alot of the time. people try that with me, never works tho.
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Post Higher Spirit
9 Apr 07 - 04:22
So... it went like this:
Abel: @&^@$$%, you Bitch!
Fat housing assistant: Don't try and change the subject.
Abel: @&^@$$%, you Bitch!
Fat housing assistant: Don't try and change the subject.
Shame of the Super Son
Abel Afrit
9 Apr 07 - 08:55
no...it went
Abel:How dare you say i'd do something like that, You bitch?!
Fat house assistant:Dont try and change the subject, you were (insert whatever i was doing here, i cant actually remember). If you do it again I will (insert punishment that i would turn to fun here).
the only reason she didnt punish me was because she didnt actually see me doing anything. she just thought i did.
Abel:How dare you say i'd do something like that, You bitch?!
Fat house assistant:Dont try and change the subject, you were (insert whatever i was doing here, i cant actually remember). If you do it again I will (insert punishment that i would turn to fun here).
the only reason she didnt punish me was because she didnt actually see me doing anything. she just thought i did.
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Ianna Marid
9 Apr 07 - 20:27
You people are so...so....
ignoble.
"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."
ignoble.
"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."