Of Doom and Damnation...

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Post Higher Spirit
12 Mar 07 - 14:14
The end is nigh... Doomsday. Ragnarok. The Rhanda dandra. Acopalypse and Armaegaedom. The Maths final.

My plan of action is to rote learn the answers to all the questions. Thanks to a royally screwed marking system, I actually pass. Or not. I'm not above Bribery and sexual favors.

Whatever, Can anyone think of a plausible excuse for my amazing answer sheet? I'll be reduced to telling the truth soon...
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Artemis Afrit
13 Mar 07 - 14:28
You need help with math, don't you?
I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.


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:mouth: Oh, Canada...
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Post Higher Spirit
13 Mar 07 - 15:04
No. Maths needs help with me.
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Artemis Afrit
13 Mar 07 - 16:03
What the hell does that mean?
I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.


Laura Branigan, Self-control

:mouth: Oh, Canada...
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Sentynel One with The Other Place
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13 Mar 07 - 19:37
In Soviet Russia, maths needs help with Post.
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Artemis Afrit
14 Mar 07 - 02:21
That one sucked.
I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.


Laura Branigan, Self-control

:mouth: Oh, Canada...
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Post Higher Spirit
14 Mar 07 - 12:10
No amazingly witty reply?

*sigh*
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Artemis Afrit
14 Mar 07 - 16:09
Nope, sorry.

So, what did you need info for?

I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.


Laura Branigan, Self-control

:mouth: Oh, Canada...
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Post Higher Spirit
14 Mar 07 - 16:50
I needed an amazingly witty lie. Too much to ask for, sorry.
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Sentynel One with The Other Place
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14 Mar 07 - 17:13
"Knowledge is power: Hide it well."
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Post Higher Spirit
15 Mar 07 - 12:23
Irony is the highest form of humor.

That isn't funny.
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Athena Horla
6 Apr 07 - 20:39
If you need help with math Post don't turn to Arti anytime soon. I happen to know what she got on her exams...
There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

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Artemis Afrit
6 Apr 07 - 22:13
They already know what I got. I already posted it about three months ago.

It was 53%.
I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.


Laura Branigan, Self-control

:mouth: Oh, Canada...
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Post Higher Spirit
7 Apr 07 - 06:18
Woo. I got 42%. THe 80-90s I got in English, Social Science and Computer science covered it up.
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Athena Horla
7 Apr 07 - 16:26
Those marks have Artimes written all over it. Best mark - english of course. 90! (We won't mention the french marks)
There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston
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8 Apr 07 - 00:23
This term I haven't gotten anything below a 73.

Here's you lie:

"I saw the paper with the answers on it lying on the floor. I was going to return it, but there wasn't a name on it. I went home that night and checked the answers, and found them all right. I asked everyone I know/saw if it was theirs, and no one claimed it. So I took the paper home again the next night and studied it so I'd be prepared for the test and would know what I was doing because I don't like my failing grades and I really want to pick them up." Add emphasis on certain words, and expressions, to make it really convincing.

Kinda sad, I can lie my way out of anything...


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Athena Horla
8 Apr 07 - 01:55
Nice one.
There is a sort of busy worm,
That will the fairest book deform,
Their tasteless tooth will tear and taint
The poet, patiot,sage or saint,
Nor sparing wit nor learning.
Now, if you'd know the reason why,
The best of reasons I'll supply;
'Tis bread to this poor vermin.

J. Doraston
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Post Higher Spirit
8 Apr 07 - 03:12
You found the answer paper... lying on the floor?!
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Apollo Marid
8 Apr 07 - 04:56
Yeah, that might not fool a teacher...
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Post Higher Spirit
8 Apr 07 - 05:04
Fool? It won't fool anyone.

Extremely careless teachers you have there.
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