Everyone was silent. Nobody knew how to proceed.
"Well," said Mandrake in his uber slick voice, "why don't we all resolve this in my hot tub?
Everyone agreed.
As everyone was getting comfortable and settled, however, there was a loud gust of noise. Everyone was startled. Who could have done it?
Mandrake narrowed his eyes and glared at Nero. "You," his voice was emotionless, "you were the one who farted."
Nero looked about the hot tub. Everyone whom he would have only a mere few hours ago he would have killed to win the affections of Mr. Mandrake he now looked to for help.
But alas, everyone was influenced by mob psychology with their senses equally distorted by the horrible methane in the air.
Sentynel: Only a wolf could have produced a smell so bad!
Aggron: You thought you could hide that?
Jen: I thought I smelled something off about you!
Fuzzylobster: Which person exactly did you eat for that!?
Nathanielandbartimaeus: It must have been easy for you to kill, for you to be so dead inside already!
Didier (was secretly too distracted reading online memes to really pay attention)): Yes, kill him!
And so everyone partook in stabbing Nero. The hot tub turned crimson red.
Except...it turned out Nero was human.
"Oops."
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Votes
Nero-3
aggron-2
fuzzy-1
didier-1
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流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。