I still fail to understand how anyone could rest a running chainsaw on their leg... it's a complete failure of every survival instinct we have.

Do tell us when he does more permanent damage to himself - I want to enter him for the Darwin Awards when he does.

Once, when I was five years old, I stuck my finger in a mixer. Curiosity kills the cat.

I can sort of let off a five year old for that.

A thirteen year old with a chainsaw resting it on their leg is completely different.

yeah, it does seem like he has no brain, lets just say he is not normal... I don't think it phased him until he looked down and saw his pants getting eaten up.

Bandages? Stiches? Amputation?

I tripped on a cup that was on the ground and broke my leg. When I was 2.

So?

How do you break you leg over a cup?

He got eight stitches but thats it. Out of your body, your legs bleed the least, so it wasn't that big of a deal to anyone, its just funny. I don't think he bled until he got in the car to go to the ER actually. He only cut off a chunk the size of a golfball. it was perfectly round too, weird... I don't know how they sewed it actually, they had to stretch it really tight.

Im going on a school trip to italy for the next week. It’s 38 school girls from ages 14-19 running round rome and some places I cant remember the names of for a while. Should be quite an eventful week.

Post wrote: So?

You don't understand. I was trying to get revenge on my brother by smashing it. He made it slippery. My parents remind us every time we talk about broken bones...

Anyway, I was over at my friends house. A lot of my friends were there, and we were having target practice with his archery set(one of those professional ones). While we were shooting, Tom, my friends little brother, was carving a spear or whatever out of a stick he found with his pocket knife. We barely notice him, as we are concentrating on eachothers shot statistics, and right when we were making comparisons, he just starts screaming bloody freeking murder. I mean REALLY LOUD! We ll turn around, and there's: 1) A small pool of blood. 2) his spear has splatter residue all over it. 3) The pocket knife is now slightly red(oh sure China, stainless steel). 4) His hand and lower arm are bleeding quite badly.
So, we patch him up, and his mum drives him to the hospital.
Point is, he was NINE. Who gives a nine year old a pocket knife? Of course, we took some blame for not watching him, but he said he didn't want to be watched, and he was a big boy. We checked on him now and then, though.

Advise for all- Don't let Apollo babysit for you!

Once when I was...hmm....seven, I was watching an electric stove turn red and wondered, "Will that hurt?" So I stuck my palm down on it and just let it sit there for about a minute before I started feeling the pain. Yeah, it hurt more when my mom forced my hand under cold water.

My sister did that, only it was up at full cooking temperature before she put her hand on it. Had blisters all over her hand.

Adele wrote: Advise for all- Don't let Apollo babysit for you!

Oh, come on. :D
Hey, it was the parents fault for giving the kid a pocket knife. We were watching him, and we turn our backs for one second... <_<

TO finish the week off, we got the cutest puppy ever 2 nights ago... he is an Austrailian shepard mix, named 'im Boomer

His eyes are glowing.

Aw, he's adorable!

His eyes are glowing with the light of hell itself....

No. They would be red.
Cute dog. ;)

Post's soul is burning with the intensity of hell itself. :P