Ok, top this...

Thursday I found out that an emo lesbian and her emo gay boyfriend, had sex in the middle of the hall while we where having musical practise, my friend walked by and saw, Friday I went to PSU (main campus) and spent the night, Saturday I murdered my Cell phone buy dropping it in a toilet, yesterday we were out in the woods making fence line and chopping trees down, and my youngest brother, 13, stuck a chainsaw in his leg... today nothing yet, tomorrow my grandma and pap are supposed to be coming home from Florida, and we are going to go get a puppy when they get home. ...So much fun...

You let a 13 year old use a chainsaw?! Without the right safety gear by the sound of it?!

People are having are having sex in halls and thirteen year olds are free to use chainsaws? The best description of your surroundings would be f*cked up.

Yes! I agree. My brother shouldn't be allowed around anything that cuts. About three years ago he took and ax to the foot, and now a chainsaw to the leg. He is normall very responsible and capable, but he was cutting trees down with my other younger brother and dad, and wanted to make sure the tree didn't fall on anyone. So he forgot to watch what he was doing with the saw and rested it on his leg, and it tore up his jeans and cut his leg. At least he didn't panic, he just turned the saw off and walked over to my dad. we were about ten minutes back in the woods too.

And yes it is very f*cked up, if you saw these two people who were having sex, your eyes would burn. And just imagine, my friend got to see them going at it.... she will be scared for life.

My gods! He rested a running chainsaw on his legs. How stupid do you have to be?!
He is so going to end up with a Darwin award...

Wow, Adele.
Where do you live, Hell? Just kidding.
But wow, all this happened in one week? *whistles*

A...uh...lumberjack I guess...was cutting down branches in a tree in our back yard(we hired him, don't worry) and he dropped the chainsaw. It fell to the ground, where it cut the end of my cat's tail off. It wasn't much, not even an inch.

Is the cat okay?! Poor kitty...


I've never had anything like that all happen in one week. I feel depreived.

He was fine. He died in January. Age 19, heart attack. I wittneesed it. :(

But now I have a new cat. And a lizard.

19?! :o That's old age, don't feel bad.

I had the cutest, best female kitten around, and I had to give her away when we moved (also because we already had a cat...) but she was adorable! I taught her how to purr. We called her Lola. I named her. I miss Lola

Does anybody actually use chainsaws sensibly?

Anyone?

*sigh*

Define sensible.

I don't use chainsaws, I use grinders and welders :D

I've never used a chainsaw. Or a welder. Or a grinder.
I picked up a manual saw once.

So, Adele where exactly in Canada do you live?
( I think you live in in Canada)

Holy Cabbage. That's quite a week.

Are you really Canadian?

No, Adele is American. Pennsylvania I believe...

Lola? In the the novel, Humbert uses Lola before actively progressing to Lolita.

A stray dog once killed my old kitty. :( I've been of the opinion that all dogs must be sacrificed to end world hunger ever since.

Uhh...ok...your going to end up with a bunch of Chinese people supporting you.

Mwamba wrote: No, Adele is American. Pennsylvania I believe...

I think so too. I'm just wondering if Adele is living in a TV soap like Eastenders of something like that.

Apollo wrote: Define sensible.

Wearing proper safety gear, paying attention to what you're doing with it, not using it from a position you could drop it on anything (above head height, from a ladder, etc)... mostly common sense, but as they say, "the problem with common sense is that it isn't really that common."

I live in Pennsylvania USA

Sent- you will love this... Well, not only were we ten minutes from first aid, but my brother was not wearing safety glasses, was not paying attentio to the saw, and my dad was on a bulldozer so couldn't hear us trying to tell him what happened.

Hell would be a good description.

Poor kitty, my pap ran over about three with his truck, but never dropped a chainsaw on one. Some kid I go to school with claims to have shot a kitten with a muzzle loader.