I think it was at a restarant and Nat was having problems eating his Oyster. Maybe it fell into Jane's lap and then he had to pick it up and he probably blushed a lot.

And where does Bartimaeus come in?

The oyster had a bomb in it... and Jane and Nat heroically worked together to stop it and save the gov't with a little help from their djinn. Ok a lot. They could cower together or something. This would a really good idea for a fanfic you know *shamelessly begs*

She saw him in a moment of weakness. i'd be horribly embarrased.

Why would he be embaressed by that? It'd seem he'd like that. Good excuse to get closer and all that.

Hmm, I might write that for the fanfiction I promised you. (Don't think I forgot about that.)

Yes...and then all the J/J shippers will reread it over and over again and you'll become internationally famous and buy a Mercedes and give your friends rides. And I'll manip it for you and the J/J shippers will have a new fic to worship. *yay*

Name a list of who all the J/J shippers are.

Me...and my imaginary friends?

That sounded so sad

Maybe you can pity me and write a fic...

Okay, okay. I'll do it when I get inspiration.

*yay*

How long do you need for inspiration?

At longest, week maybe. You might be able to knock it down if you keep badgering me.

*badgers*

*badgers some more*

Just don't do that *badgers* thing in the threads a lot with no other messages adding to the thread. Admin might get mad at you.

Unless you PM or something.

Edit: Oh crap, you're going to start PMing me with *badgers*, aren't you?

Don't tempt me...

K, I'll stop.

Are you sure?

Now you're spamming...

I am?

Oh I am a turnip.

Ah, lets try this again. Oh crap.

I just had a really good idea. How about her as Whitewell. She's my mayor.

Okay, I don't know why, but that just made me laugh. Seriously.