LORD OF THE RINGS!!!! I LOVE IT!!!! I WANT IT! IT´S MINE! MY PRECIOUSZZZZ!!!
OKAY, calm down! I´ve got all the SPECIAL EXTENDED Editions, the movies are great, the books too. Lotr is the best book in the world. Then comes the BArti- trilogy!!

STAR WARS is *******. Never watch it. Your brain could die!!! ;)

Just watch Star Wars 4,5, and 6 and you'd be fine.

The first three is rather destructive to the brain though.

There are only three Star Wars films.
There are only three Star Wars films.

There are also three cheap rip-offs of Star Wars, but other than having lightsabers in, they're clearly not real Star Wars.

Shiny new effects not withstanding?

Sentynel wrote: There are only three Star Wars films.
There are only three Star Wars films.

When traumatized by the loss of a perfectly decent film, there are stages of mourning.

1: Denial
2: Anger
3: Bargaining With God
4: Period of Grief
5: Acceptance

Stilll in the first stage Sent? :P

Clearly. I doubt I'll ever get onto the next stage. Same with the Matrix film (there is only one Matrix film).
Woah, there's a spider on the wall behind me and its about four inches across.

Affa wrote: STAR WARS is *******. Never watch it. Your brain could die!!!  ;)

Haha! I love it because Anikin Turns EVIL! Yes Thats the best part!!

Oh God. The way they made his transformation was stupid. It was rushed and poorly acted and...ugh.

Yes it was very rushed. Nobody could turn evil that quick.

Who cares, the fact that he turned evil is good enough for me! He is better that way! :D

Sentynel wrote: Clearly. I doubt I'll ever get onto the next stage. Same with the Matrix film (there is only one Matrix film).
Woah, there's a spider on the wall behind me and its about four inches across.

nah, they werent all that bad (matrix)...apart from the third one. i fell asleep in that. i have never managed to watch a whole star wars film...i swear that the thing is in one of them.

ugh...spiders. trap it in a glass. spray bug stuff in and watch it die.

Abel wrote: ugh...spiders. trap it in a glass. spray bug stuff in and watch it die.

Ahhh, yes. Good plan!

got good at doing that when i lived in the cotswolds (sp) massive things.

Mwamba wrote: Oh God. The way they made his transformation was stupid. It was rushed and poorly acted and...ugh.

Nooooooooooooooooooo!

I couldn't stop laughing. That bit was so silly.



The spider vanished within a couple of seconds of me seeing it. It's probably still sneaking around ready to ambush me.

This is pretty much how the last seen goes. ;)
*Obi-wan jumps*
Obi: "I have the higher ground!"
Anikin: "Aaarrgh!!!"
*Anikin jumps*
*Obi cuts off legs and arm*
Obi: "You were the Chosen One!!!"
Anikin: "I hate you!!!"
*Obi lets Anikin fall into lava*

I hate that sequence.

And don't even get me started on the plot holes...especially with Padme and Leia.

Plot holes?

Get started :P

Yay! Permission to unleash my fury at Lucas...

Episode Six:

Luke: Leia what do you remember about your mother, your real mother?

Leia: I was very young when she died. She was beautiful but sad.

Ok, well, I sort of addlived.

Epidsode Three:

Padme: There's..still...good...in..him.

*Dies*

Well, gee, how did Leia know about her Mom?

Probably thinking of her foster mother.

The point of that whole convo. was for Luke to find out about his mother. He specifically asks about her real mom. It's just that Lucas wanted a dramatic ending to Padme, that's all.