The John/Jane could be edited and Fed Exed back to you though.

(You'll be hearing Ianna's cheering in the Phillipines.)

I'll put it at the end of the movie, so she can see them walking off into the sunset.

You'll be able to hear her throwing up on the moon.

And then cash being exchanged for the assassians.

You'll protect me won't you?

'Cause if you don't I'll have to get my handy dandy chainsaw out again.

No, I'll just run off with Nathaniel. (He never kissed Jane you see, that girl was just a decoy. Me.)

Maybe he never kissed Jane, but that was only because he spent the whole trilogy making out with me.

If you meant 'me' as in 'Mwamba,' then me indeed.

No, you got it all wrong, That 'me', was spent the whole trilogy pining for lost love and trying to soundproof the gov't broomclosets that Luciene and Nat had hijacked.

Fine. You can have some workaholic nerd and I'll take Kian then. (And you can't have him, you'll be stuck with Nathaniel in a fantasy book.)

Good. You've finally admitted defeat.

And anyway, Kian had a dorky personality. At least Nat's cool.

Then I'll take Liam.

You mean I get both Nat and :wub: Kian? You're so nice.

Damn you.

If it makes you feel better, you can go hug Liam....And give Kian and me our private time.

To settle this I'll just take Nat far, far away to the shadow lands.

And a tweleve year old making out with someone more than two years older? Gross!

I'll be 16 in November and Nat's 17, so it's all good. And what exactly are you doing in the Shadowlands with Nat?

It's for her own purposes.

We all have secrets after all...

That's why she's jealous

Jealousy
Turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies...

Ah crud, I'm spamming, aren't I?

But it's just the price I pay,
Destiny is calling me

*cough* Get away from him or die.