King of the hill 3

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Dansariki Higher Spirit
Bursting out of one, rather annoyed, I throw two others at you, and watch with a grin as they have fun with you...
:)
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Nero Higher Spirit
Dansariki wrote:Bursting out of one, rather annoyed, I throw two others at you, and watch with a grin as they have fun with you...
:)
....

That's flipping dirt.
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Apollo Marid
I burn the jackals to ash, and throw the ashes in Nero's eyes. I then rip out his spinal cord.
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
I use Nero's spinal cord to trip up Apollo, so he smack his face on the ground.
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Just entertaining.
Knowledge is Power, Power Corrupts, and Corruption Destroys.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
~Medgar Evers

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Mwamba Higher Spirit
I start up a double dutch game with Danny's intestines and claim the hill while everyone is playing.
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
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Nero Higher Spirit
Mwamba wrote:I start up a double dutch game with Danny's intestines and claim the hill while everyone is playing.
Fun.

I distract Mwamba with a pic of Robert Pattinson.

Hill is mine.
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
Nero wrote:
Sentynel wrote:
Dansariki wrote:I kill Fuzzy in his dreams...
Is it really that difficult to look at the gender pretty much everyone here has listed on all their posts, even if you're incapable of remembering people's genders otherwise!?
You say you're a player. You probably couldn't tell the difference between that Pear and a girl.

I led Mwamba away from the hill using the idiot playing Edward and soon he turns out to be made out of C4. It explodes and Mwamba's pieces fall from the heavens.

My hill.
Having already used that idea, a mere picture is rather boring. Still my hill.

流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
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Nero Higher Spirit
Fine. I bring the real Robert, and you go chasing after him.
The real Robert ignores Mwamba and chases after Nero, blowing kisses all the way. In the resulting confusion, I take the hill.
sentynel is gay
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Apollo Marid
I bash DC's head in with a pickaxe.

The Hill is mine.
I headbutt Apollo with the pickaxe still stuck in my head. The pickaxe caves his head in, and I claim the hill.
sentynel is gay
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
David Cat wrote:The real Robert ignores Mwamba and chases after Nero, blowing kisses all the way. In the resulting confusion, I take the hill.
OMGYAOIIIIIIIIII!

I vidotape that and sell it to the fangirls and buy myself the awesomer/larger hill nearby and laugh at all the idiots fighting next door. :)
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
Mwamba wrote:
David Cat wrote:The real Robert ignores Mwamba and chases after Nero, blowing kisses all the way. In the resulting confusion, I take the hill.
OMGYAOIIIIIIIIII!

I vidotape that and sell it to the fangirls and buy myself the awesomer/larger hill nearby and laugh at all the idiots fighting next door. :)
That wouldn't work, the fangirls would be too upset that Robert wasn't going for them, so you can't have a new hill.
sentynel is gay
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
...Nah. We fangirls have a remarkable enough self-insert imagination.

TMI TMI TMI TMI ~Sentynel
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
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Apollo Marid
Ninja'D. (Thankfully)

I throw Mwamba off the Hill, into David Cat. I create a perimeter of fire.

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Nero Higher Spirit
Apollo wrote:I create a perimeter of fire.
Which I take out with a fire extinguisher.

Then I knock Apollo over the head with the extinguisher.
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Apollo Marid
Wah.

I knock you over the head with a beer stein.
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
I used the power of rock, granted by the guitar gods (in conjunction with the dieties of the vans, hearing damage, and parties) to melt your freakin face.
Knowledge is Power, Power Corrupts, and Corruption Destroys.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
~Medgar Evers

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I drop a house on your head. Then go to live in said house.


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