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7 Nov 08 - 00:06
I hold a .44 magnum in my left hand and a Desert Eagle in my right hand. Using these high-powered handguns I blow Datsyuk's kneecaps off. While he writhes in pain, I roll him down the hill, which I take control of.
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Nero Higher Spirit
7 Nov 08 - 01:22
David Cat wrote:I hold a .44 magnum in my left hand and a Desert Eagle in my right hand. Using these high-powered handguns I blow Datsyuk's kneecaps off. While he writhes in pain, I roll him down the hill, which I take control of.
Wouldn't it be easier to just blow his head off with one shot?
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Apollo Marid
7 Nov 08 - 02:11
M1A1-wielding Apollo shoots David Cat, taking the Hill.
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7 Nov 08 - 13:51
Sentynel runs over Apollo in an M1A1 tank.
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7 Nov 08 - 15:59
Nero wrote:
David Cat wrote:I hold a .44 magnum in my left hand and a Desert Eagle in my right hand. Using these high-powered handguns I blow Datsyuk's kneecaps off. While he writhes in pain, I roll him down the hill, which I take control of.
Wouldn't it be easier to just blow his head off with one shot?
Easier but not as much fun :P

Anyway, I (and I've been waiting to do this for ages :P ) take a hand drill and use it to rip open Sentynel's stomach. I reach into the bloody hole and wrench all his guts out.

My hill.
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7 Nov 08 - 16:48
Er, good luck getting into a main battle tank with a hand drill. Must try harder.
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
7 Nov 08 - 20:54
I take a M1A2 Abrams and shoot a Sabot at Sentynel's Abrams, Disabling it temporarily.
Jumping out, I run and jump on to the tank, and fire an RPG-7 through the hatch, undoubtably killing the might Sentynel of the hill.

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Apollo Marid
7 Nov 08 - 21:53
And yourself.
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
7 Nov 08 - 22:41
Nope, I just get a few scratches from flying shrapnel.
*Shoot Apollo*
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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
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7 Nov 08 - 23:26
Sentynel wrote:Er, good luck getting into a main battle tank with a hand drill. Must try harder.
Since when did this game have to make sense??
It's still MY HILL, people.
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
8 Nov 08 - 00:19
Not anymore.
*Bashes DC's head in with crowbar*
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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
~Isaac Asimov
There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
~Benjamin Franklin
You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea.
~Medgar Evers

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8 Nov 08 - 00:21
I wrench the crowbar (see what I did there?) from Dansariki's hands and impale him through the left nostril with it.
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Apollo Marid
9 Nov 08 - 01:55
*frags David Cat*

*takes Hill*
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
9 Nov 08 - 02:28
Mwamba donates the hill to Luciene and laughs while a mob forms around her.
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
9 Nov 08 - 11:24
I rip out Apollo's spleen using only my face.
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Apollo Marid
9 Nov 08 - 20:54
*forms around Luciene*
9 Nov 08 - 22:24
Apollo wrote:*forms around Luciene*
er...it's still my hill ^o)
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11 Nov 08 - 12:47
Gingerbreadman plots dastardly deeds with a penguin, an octupus, a banjo, a monkey wrench, a large hadron collider and a tub of vasseline.

The hill shall soon be mine.
Run, run as fast as you can...
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Nero Higher Spirit
11 Nov 08 - 20:45
Gingerbreadman wrote:Gingerbreadman plots dastardly deeds with a penguin, an octupus, a banjo, a monkey wrench, a large hadron collider and a tub of vasseline.

The hill shall soon be mine.
Love to see how that works out.

But for now the hill is ultimately mine; I own 95% of the stocks. And thus I piss myself laughing at your barbaric ways of taking over my hill. =P
11 Nov 08 - 21:40
Ah, but I run the country that the hill is in, and I can remove your stocks at will. :P
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