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Sentynel wrote:(To be fair, forgetting Liechtenstein was a running joke when he first challenged us to those "name countries" quiz things...)
It...was? o_O
sentynel is gay
So, he's not clairvoyant, just absentminded?


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NO. CLAIRVOYANT! T_T
sentynel is gay
Prove it.



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Fine.
I predict, that you will die at some point in the future.
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Nero Higher Spirit
David Cat wrote:Fine.
I predict, that you will die at some point in the future.
ZOMG

THE NEXT NOSTRADAMUS
*LE GASP*

He's right!


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SEE?! I TOLD YOU!
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Nero wrote:
David Cat wrote:Fine.
I predict, that you will die at some point in the future.
ZOMG

THE NEXT NOSTRADAMUS
*is amused*
I wish I were a cat-dragon
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evillaugh Djinni
*is laughing her ass off*
I have like 2 pages of IRC quotes, all fiched from Ximmy. Here are some:

<gladstone> and had got £1m worth of stupid loan <gladstone> ... <gladstone> er <gladstone> student*
<MrCat> nothing is impossible <MrCat> apart from impossible things
<MrCat> hahhahaha <MrCat> that ploice troll gif is anaxinf <MrCat> er <MrCat> really <MrCat> I'm not even that drunk
* MrCat tits loudly <MrCat> ...tuts.
<Sentynel> Ximenez: tzar <Ximenez> Sentynel: Arse, i thought they were hunted to extinction a looong time ago. <Sentynel> they were.
<Nala> eat that book like a phagocyte eats invading organisms
<Sentynel> not much is happening here at the moment I'm afraid. <Ximenez> Sentynel: You're going to be afraid. <Sentynel> ....
<gladstone> I hate 20 packs of haribo <gladstone> er, ate
<MrCat> amgners <MrCat> ... <MrCat> magners <MrCat> ...M,AGNETS <MrCat> MAGNETS.
<Nala> prancing <Nala> almost as good as frolicking
<MrCat> OH CONE ON <MrCat> ... <MrCat> COME
<MrCat> harrumph <MrCat> so i put milk on my cornflakes today <MrCat> it was nice <MrCat> should do it more often <Sentynel> how many years have you been avoiding milk on your cereal? <MrCat> 21
<gladstone> Ximenez, vodka <Ximenez> gladstone: Tesco value vodka. <gladstone> Ximenez, gin <Ximenez> gladstone: And tesco value gin.
<Sentynel> yes. <Ximenez> Sentynel: No no no no, flooping 'ecking hell you don't have two things to say it.
Friends come and friends go, but enemies accumulate
Si sapis, sis apis - If you're wise, be a bee
If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it is fertilized with bullcabbage
Yeah I think I have some files saved somewhere too. From today:

(in regards to Gladdy)

<Fuzzzy> Captain Ask that is hilarious can I call him that?
<@Sentynel> yes
<@Sentynel> yes you can.


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evillaugh Djinni
My collection, part II
<MrCat> hey guys <MrCat> I'm female guys <MrCat> guys <MrCat> I'm a girl.
<Sentynel> Ximenez: flooping 'ecking magnets, how do they work <Ximenez> Sentynel: Magnets don't actually work.
<gladstone> Ximenez: girls aloud <Ximenez> gladstone: Aloud of cabbage.
<MrCat> I find chest hair unattractive on men <MrCat> ...and on women <<
<MrCat> Ximenez: sam is gay <Ximenez> MrCat: Gay gay gay lalalalalala.
*MrCat tits loudly <MrCat>...tuts
<MrCat> maybe overly attached girlfiend
<Ximenez> gladstone: And my sperm are uranium.
Friends come and friends go, but enemies accumulate
Si sapis, sis apis - If you're wise, be a bee
If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it is fertilized with bullcabbage
Added for posterity:

<Fuzzzy> It cut out again, yay?
<MrCat> you missed nothing once again
<MrCat> apart from the rampant gossiping about you
<MrCat> you should have seen some of the things that were said
<MrCat> dayum
<Fuzzzy> I don't think you all know enough about my personal life *for* gossip, but sure.
<MrCat> oh, we do.
<MrCat> "fuzzy does not tesselate the cheese."
<Fuzzzy> THAT IS A DAMNED LIE. MY TESSELATION RATE IS 99%.
<MrCat> AND WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER 1% HUH?
<MrCat> WHEN THEY WALK OUT, DISAPPOINTED IN THEIR SUB, IT IS YOUR FAULT.
<Fuzzzy> THAT'S WHEN WE ARE BUSY AND MY BOSS IS TELLING ME IF I DON'T GO FASTER SHE'S GOING TO SEND ME HOME!
<evillaugh> pipe down the both of you
<Fuzzzy> IT IS THEIR PITIFUL LITTLE SUBS OR MY GROCERIES.
<MrCat> THAT IS NO EXCUSE, LEARN TO TESSELLATE FASTER!
<evillaugh> what's with the doomed caps lock?
<MrCat> THIS IS A F***NG IMPORTANT ISSUE
<Fuzzzy> IF YOU EVER COME TO MY SUBWAY I. WILL. NOT. TESSELLATE. YOUR. CHEESE.
<MrCat> NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<@Sentynel> !quote add <Fuzzzy> IF YOU EVER COME TO MY SUBWAY I. WILL. NOT. TESSELLATE. YOUR. CHEESE.
<@Ximenez> Sentynel: Quote added.
<evillaugh> lol
<Fuzzzy> YOU'LL HAVE TO TAKE OFF THE TOP BUN AND TESSELLATE IT YOURSELF.
<MrCat> BUT IT WILL HAVE MELTED
<MrCat> THIS CAN NEVER WORK!


Evillaugh tried, poor thing, but nothing can stop the rage.


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evillaugh Djinni
Hopeless the both of you! Such rage...such hate on behalf of tesselated cheese...

Well, at least it served for entertainment purposes.
Friends come and friends go, but enemies accumulate
Si sapis, sis apis - If you're wise, be a bee
If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it is fertilized with bullcabbage

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