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<Fuzzzy> It cut out again, yay?
<MrCat> you missed nothing once again
<MrCat> apart from the rampant gossiping about you
<MrCat> you should have seen some of the things that were said
<MrCat> dayum
<Fuzzzy> I don't think you all know enough about my personal life *for* gossip, but sure.
<MrCat> oh, we do.
<MrCat> "fuzzy does not tesselate the cheese."
<Fuzzzy> THAT IS A DAMNED LIE. MY TESSELATION RATE IS 99%.
<MrCat> AND WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER 1% HUH?
<MrCat> WHEN THEY WALK OUT, DISAPPOINTED IN THEIR SUB, IT IS YOUR FAULT.
<Fuzzzy> THAT'S WHEN WE ARE BUSY AND MY BOSS IS TELLING ME IF I DON'T GO FASTER SHE'S GOING TO SEND ME HOME!
<evillaugh> pipe down the both of you
<Fuzzzy> IT IS THEIR PITIFUL LITTLE SUBS OR MY GROCERIES.
<MrCat> THAT IS NO EXCUSE, LEARN TO TESSELLATE FASTER!
<evillaugh> what's with the doomed caps lock?
<MrCat> THIS IS A F***NG IMPORTANT ISSUE
<Fuzzzy> IF YOU EVER COME TO MY SUBWAY I. WILL. NOT. TESSELLATE. YOUR. CHEESE.
<MrCat> NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<@Sentynel> !quote add <Fuzzzy> IF YOU EVER COME TO MY SUBWAY I. WILL. NOT. TESSELLATE. YOUR. CHEESE.
<@Ximenez> Sentynel: Quote added.
<evillaugh> lol
<Fuzzzy> YOU'LL HAVE TO TAKE OFF THE TOP BUN AND TESSELLATE IT YOURSELF.
<MrCat> BUT IT WILL HAVE MELTED
<MrCat> THIS CAN NEVER WORK!
Evillaugh tried, poor thing, but nothing can stop the rage.
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