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We need a new thread for IRC quotes.
wrote:<Sentynel> hey guys
<Sentynel> if you're not part of the solution
<Sentynel> you're part of the precipitate


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Sentynel One with The Other Place
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Hopefully, this thread will demonstrate how strikingly awesome IRC is and convince everybody to join us. =D
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A still more glorious dawn awaits, not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise, a morning filled with 400 billion suns - the rising of the Milky Way
Oooh, let me consult my google doc archives of drunk cat :D
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rubberchickenben wrote:Oooh, let me consult my google doc archives of drunk cat :D
=D
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I also have pages and pages of you testing Ximenez lol
lololololol nice impersonation DC
wrote:[21:26] == Ximenez_ [~[email protected]] has joined #bartiforums
[21:26] <@Sentynel> oh cocks
[21:26] <@Sentynel> there's two of him
[21:26] <@Sentynel> ><
[21:26] <MrCat> rofl
[21:26] <@Sentynel> I forgot I'd started one and not killed it
[21:26] == Ximenez__ [52277022@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.39.112.34] has joined #bartiforums
[21:26] <MrCat> and now there's three!
[21:27] <@Sentynel> oh flooping 'eck you boyo
[21:27] <@Sentynel> you had me confused for a moment there
[21:27] <MrCat> xD
[21:27] <MrCat> glad to be of service
[21:27] <Ximenez__> <3

This one is fantastic
[+] Spoiler
wrote:[17:55] == MrCat [~[email protected]] has joined #bartiforums
[17:55] <MrCat> o_o
[17:55] <@Sentynel> hewwo drunkard
[17:55] <@Sentynel> sup
[17:55] <MrCat> i jsuyt sw the wwereirdestthing ewvar on yeg bar@tv
[17:55] <MrCat> it was onh foer like 5min
[17:56] <MrCat> basicalls guys rocking outr
[17:56] <MrCat> interspersed with
[17:56] <MrCat> ...cards
[17:56] <MrCat> sayifgn stuff liek
[17:56] <MrCat> i worry i aheve ab undiagnised mebtak illness
[17:56] <MrCat> abd
[17:56] <MrCat> i like the snell opf my own poop
[17:56] <MrCat> and
[17:57] <@Sentynel> sounds like postsecret or something
[17:57] <MrCat> peopel thonkm ive stopped lying but im nust better at it
[17:57] <MrCat> wat?
[17:57] <MrCat> i do not no what that s
[17:57] <MrCat> is
[17:57] <@Sentynel> people post secrets to this website on postcards
[17:57] <@Sentynel> he photographs them and uploads them
[17:58] <@Sentynel> remind me when you get back to a real computer and I'll link you
[17:58] <MrCat> merewmind you xddd
[17:58] <MrCat> you rhbjk ill remeber
[17:59] <@Sentynel> hmm
[17:59] <@Sentynel> good point
[18:00] <@Sentynel> I'll try and remember
[18:00] <MrCat> ispete in here
[18:00] <MrCat> ?
[18:00] <Benzyne> lol I can still type when hammered
[18:00] <@Sentynel> he's logged in but I think he's afk/drinking
[18:00] <@Sentynel> ben: he's on his phone
[18:00] <MrCat> holy flooping 'eck ebn is
[18:01] <MrCat> HI BENNIKINS
[18:01] <@Sentynel> it's a bit better when he's got an actual keyboard
[18:01] <@Sentynel> a bit...
[18:01] <MrCat> WOAH
[18:01] <MrCat> i juat got all of that i. oen go
[18:01] <MrCat> from hmm
[18:01] <MrCat> good ppint
[18:01] <@Sentynel> =/
[18:01] <MrCat> and nothing drepm ben
[18:02] <MrCat> er no
[18:02] <MrCat> i did hert one from ben
[18:02] <MrCat> hisbname is the dame lenth as urs
[18:02] <MrCat> its hard to tewll the difrencd
[18:02] <MrCat> ben
[18:03] <MrCat> i want to fucmj ykou in the ass
[18:03] <MrCat> kindly bend iover
[18:03] <@Sentynel> ben's name is shorter than mine
[18:03] <@gladstone> mate
[18:03] <@gladstone> drunk
[18:03] <@gladstone> me
[18:03] <@gladstone> lol
[18:03] <@gladstone> cya laterz
[18:03] <@gladstone> ezr
[18:03] <@gladstone> fesgfeus
[18:03] <@Sentynel> ben: see what I have to put up with in here?
[18:04] <MrCat> oh and ben
[18:04] <MrCat> i *can* type while hammered
[18:04] <MrCat> i just usually don't bother
[18:05] <MrCat> roofflemao,
[18:06] <MrCat> pete
[18:06] <MrCat> you sdfun eesdy
[18:06] <MrCat> sesy
[18:06] <MrCat> Secksy
[18:07] <MrCat> bollocks
[18:07] <MrCat> dont suddenlt let go ofd toue shirt wheb pisigng
[18:07] <MrCat> fml
[18:09] <@Sentynel> oh god
[18:12] == MrCat [~[email protected]] has quit [Ping timeout: 252 seconds]
[18:25] <@Sentynel> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5qMPPJUipE holy mother of gods, hacks
[18:28] == MrCat [~[email protected]] has joined #bartiforums
[18:28] <MrCat> AH FUCCK IT
[18:28] <MrCat> U GGUYS
[18:28] <MrCat> u that?
[18:28] <@Sentynel> why yes, I am that.
[18:29] <MrCat> i need a hip flask
[18:29] <MrCat> I AM NOTDRUBJENOUGH
[18:31] <MrCat> gids dammis
[18:32] <MrCat> soaassssdn of abiyxch
[18:32] <MrCat> erm
[18:32] <MrCat> tat wssbgarbled bayond eloef
[18:33] <MrCat> eh
[18:33] <MrCat> wat

[18:35] <MrCat> youner
[18:35] <MrCat> er
[18:35] <MrCat> wha
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rubberchickenben wrote:I also have pages and pages of you testing Ximenez lol
lololololol nice impersonation DC
wrote:[21:26] == Ximenez_ [~[email protected]] has joined #bartiforums
[21:26] <@Sentynel> oh cocks
[21:26] <@Sentynel> there's two of him
[21:26] <@Sentynel> ><
[21:26] <MrCat> rofl
[21:26] <@Sentynel> I forgot I'd started one and not killed it
[21:26] == Ximenez__ [52277022@gateway/web/freenode/ip.82.39.112.34] has joined #bartiforums
[21:26] <MrCat> and now there's three!
[21:27] <@Sentynel> oh flooping 'eck you boyo
[21:27] <@Sentynel> you had me confused for a moment there
[21:27] <MrCat> xD
[21:27] <MrCat> glad to be of service
[21:27] <Ximenez__> <3

This one is fantastic
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wrote:[17:55] == MrCat [~[email protected]] has joined #bartiforums
[17:55] <MrCat> o_o
[17:55] <@Sentynel> hewwo drunkard
[17:55] <@Sentynel> sup
[17:55] <MrCat> i jsuyt sw the wwereirdestthing ewvar on yeg bar@tv
[17:55] <MrCat> it was onh foer like 5min
[17:56] <MrCat> basicalls guys rocking outr
[17:56] <MrCat> interspersed with
[17:56] <MrCat> ...cards
[17:56] <MrCat> sayifgn stuff liek
[17:56] <MrCat> i worry i aheve ab undiagnised mebtak illness
[17:56] <MrCat> abd
[17:56] <MrCat> i like the snell opf my own poop
[17:56] <MrCat> and
[17:57] <@Sentynel> sounds like postsecret or something
[17:57] <MrCat> peopel thonkm ive stopped lying but im nust better at it
[17:57] <MrCat> wat?
[17:57] <MrCat> i do not no what that s
[17:57] <MrCat> is
[17:57] <@Sentynel> people post secrets to this website on postcards
[17:57] <@Sentynel> he photographs them and uploads them
[17:58] <@Sentynel> remind me when you get back to a real computer and I'll link you
[17:58] <MrCat> merewmind you xddd
[17:58] <MrCat> you rhbjk ill remeber
[17:59] <@Sentynel> hmm
[17:59] <@Sentynel> good point
[18:00] <@Sentynel> I'll try and remember
[18:00] <MrCat> ispete in here
[18:00] <MrCat> ?
[18:00] <Benzyne> lol I can still type when hammered
[18:00] <@Sentynel> he's logged in but I think he's afk/drinking
[18:00] <@Sentynel> ben: he's on his phone
[18:00] <MrCat> holy flooping 'eck ebn is
[18:01] <MrCat> HI BENNIKINS
[18:01] <@Sentynel> it's a bit better when he's got an actual keyboard
[18:01] <@Sentynel> a bit...
[18:01] <MrCat> WOAH
[18:01] <MrCat> i juat got all of that i. oen go
[18:01] <MrCat> from hmm
[18:01] <MrCat> good ppint
[18:01] <@Sentynel> =/
[18:01] <MrCat> and nothing drepm ben
[18:02] <MrCat> er no
[18:02] <MrCat> i did hert one from ben
[18:02] <MrCat> hisbname is the dame lenth as urs
[18:02] <MrCat> its hard to tewll the difrencd
[18:02] <MrCat> ben
[18:03] <MrCat> i want to fucmj ykou in the ass
[18:03] <MrCat> kindly bend iover
[18:03] <@Sentynel> ben's name is shorter than mine
[18:03] <@gladstone> mate
[18:03] <@gladstone> drunk
[18:03] <@gladstone> me
[18:03] <@gladstone> lol
[18:03] <@gladstone> cya laterz
[18:03] <@gladstone> ezr
[18:03] <@gladstone> fesgfeus
[18:03] <@Sentynel> ben: see what I have to put up with in here?
[18:04] <MrCat> oh and ben
[18:04] <MrCat> i *can* type while hammered
[18:04] <MrCat> i just usually don't bother
[18:05] <MrCat> roofflemao,
[18:06] <MrCat> pete
[18:06] <MrCat> you sdfun eesdy
[18:06] <MrCat> sesy
[18:06] <MrCat> Secksy
[18:07] <MrCat> bollocks
[18:07] <MrCat> dont suddenlt let go ofd toue shirt wheb pisigng
[18:07] <MrCat> fml
[18:09] <@Sentynel> oh god
[18:12] == MrCat [~[email protected]] has quit [Ping timeout: 252 seconds]
[18:25] <@Sentynel> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5qMPPJUipE holy mother of gods, hacks
[18:28] == MrCat [~[email protected]] has joined #bartiforums
[18:28] <MrCat> AH FUCCK IT
[18:28] <MrCat> U GGUYS
[18:28] <MrCat> u that?
[18:28] <@Sentynel> why yes, I am that.
[18:29] <MrCat> i need a hip flask
[18:29] <MrCat> I AM NOTDRUBJENOUGH
[18:31] <MrCat> gids dammis
[18:32] <MrCat> soaassssdn of abiyxch
[18:32] <MrCat> erm
[18:32] <MrCat> tat wssbgarbled bayond eloef
[18:33] <MrCat> eh
[18:33] <MrCat> wat

[18:35] <MrCat> youner
[18:35] <MrCat> er
[18:35] <MrCat> wha
I like the Spoiler convo.

Who's usually on? Gladstone, Sentynel, David, N&B, Fuzzy, Ben and who else?
Epic Footstool. She comes often too.
"If the bee disappears from the surface of the earth, man would have no more than four years to live. No more bees, no more pollination ... no more men!" - Einstein
"I like quoting Einstein. Know why? Because nobody dares contradict you." - Studs Terkel.
<@Ximenez> Sentynel: But i have a life? No. Qed.
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Sentynel One with The Other Place
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Mwamba and Luciene show their faces occasionally as well, as does Emethyst.
Sentynel - Head Ninja, Admin, Keeper of the Ban Afrit, Official Forum Graphics Guy, and forum code debugger.
A still more glorious dawn awaits, not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise, a morning filled with 400 billion suns - the rising of the Milky Way
Never seen Emethyst on there, and I haven't seen Luciene for at least a year I think, so I guess I'm not on it that often. Also, what's Ximenez?

@RCB: I'm calling you Bennikins now, you do know that?


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Sentynel One with The Other Place
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You.... you haven't met Cardinal Ximenez!? Remind me to bring him in next time you come in, he's awesome. He's my IRC conversation (amongst other things) bot, and he's responsible for awesomeness like the following two from our current topic line:

<Ximenez> Sentynel: Presumably mr t doesn't always sing falsetto.

<Ximenez> MrCat: The government would never win on a frigging unicycle.
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A still more glorious dawn awaits, not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise, a morning filled with 400 billion suns - the rising of the Milky Way
FuzzyLobster wrote:Never seen Emethyst on there, and I haven't seen Luciene for at least a year I think, so I guess I'm not on it that often. Also, what's Ximenez?

@RCB: I'm calling you Bennikins now, you do know that?
FUUUUUUUU-

I don't know how he came up with that. The weird thing is, one of my coworkers is also named David, and he calls me Bennikins as well.
I wish I were a cat-dragon
I guess, in the past year, I've met everyone who ever came to IRC. Barring SP.
"If the bee disappears from the surface of the earth, man would have no more than four years to live. No more bees, no more pollination ... no more men!" - Einstein
"I like quoting Einstein. Know why? Because nobody dares contradict you." - Studs Terkel.
<@Ximenez> Sentynel: But i have a life? No. Qed.
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This one's a classic (it was on Halloween night, hence the names):
wrote:Nov 01 00:46:51 <scarystone> maaaan
Nov 01 00:46:54 <scarystone> life is sooo good
Nov 01 00:46:59 <scarystone> It's better than sex
Nov 01 00:47:03 <scarystone> which happens during life
Nov 01 00:47:07 <MrCat> whatever song that is also flooping 'ecking sucks
Nov 01 00:47:07 <Zombienel> ...
Nov 01 00:47:09 <scarystone> that much is true
Nov 01 00:47:13 <scarystone> but life itself
Nov 01 00:47:14 <scarystone> is
Nov 01 00:47:16 <scarystone> perfection
Nov 01 00:47:24 <scarystone> like..buildings
Nov 01 00:47:25 <scarystone> and stars
Nov 01 00:47:29 <scarystone> are perfection too
Nov 01 00:47:30 <scarystone> and sand
Nov 01 00:47:34 <scarystone> sand is cool right?
Nov 01 00:47:35 <Zombienel> are you sure you're just drunk, mate?
Nov 01 00:47:37 <scarystone> sand is really fun
Nov 01 00:47:39 <scarystone> and lego?
Nov 01 00:47:58 <scarystone> lego and duplo is fun
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A still more glorious dawn awaits, not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise, a morning filled with 400 billion suns - the rising of the Milky Way
Fantastic.

@Gladdy: Duplo, man?
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Sentynel wrote:This one's a classic (it was on Halloween night, hence the names):
wrote:Nov 01 00:46:51 <scarystone> maaaan
Nov 01 00:46:54 <scarystone> life is sooo good
Nov 01 00:46:59 <scarystone> It's better than sex
Nov 01 00:47:03 <scarystone> which happens during life
Nov 01 00:47:07 <MrCat> whatever song that is also flooping 'ecking sucks
Nov 01 00:47:07 <Zombienel> ...
Nov 01 00:47:09 <scarystone> that much is true
Nov 01 00:47:13 <scarystone> but life itself
Nov 01 00:47:14 <scarystone> is
Nov 01 00:47:16 <scarystone> perfection
Nov 01 00:47:24 <scarystone> like..buildings
Nov 01 00:47:25 <scarystone> and stars
Nov 01 00:47:29 <scarystone> are perfection too
Nov 01 00:47:30 <scarystone> and sand
Nov 01 00:47:34 <scarystone> sand is cool right?
Nov 01 00:47:35 <Zombienel> are you sure you're just drunk, mate?
Nov 01 00:47:37 <scarystone> sand is really fun
Nov 01 00:47:39 <scarystone> and lego?
Nov 01 00:47:58 <scarystone> lego and duplo is fun
Awesome.

Why didn't DC change his name?
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Sentynel One with The Other Place
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Nero wrote:Why didn't DC change his name?
He was MrBlackCat earlier. He changed it back on the grounds it was no longer technically Halloween, though Pete and I kept ours because it was still Halloween night.
Sentynel - Head Ninja, Admin, Keeper of the Ban Afrit, Official Forum Graphics Guy, and forum code debugger.
A still more glorious dawn awaits, not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise, a morning filled with 400 billion suns - the rising of the Milky Way
[19:08] <@gladstone> I did get Romania and Bulgaria mixed up though
[19:08] <@gladstone> a beginners mistake
[19:08] <MrCat> YOU WAT?!
[19:09] <@Sentynel> you should be ASHAMED
[19:09] <MrCat> YES
[19:09] <@Sentynel> was that your only mistake? =p
[19:09] <@gladstone> umm
[19:09] <MrCat> he forgot liechtenstein
[19:09] <@gladstone> Well I forgot about lichtenstein
[19:09] <@gladstone> ...
[19:09] <MrCat> O_______O
[19:09] <@Sentynel> bahahaha
[19:09] <@gladstone> rofl
[19:09] <@Sentynel> dave man
[19:09] <@Sentynel> that was scary

I am like clairvoyant and stuff.
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David Cat wrote:[19:08] <@gladstone> I did get Romania and Bulgaria mixed up though
[19:08] <@gladstone> a beginners mistake
[19:08] <MrCat> YOU WAT?!
[19:09] <@Sentynel> you should be ASHAMED
[19:09] <MrCat> YES
[19:09] <@Sentynel> was that your only mistake? =p
[19:09] <@gladstone> umm
[19:09] <MrCat> he forgot liechtenstein
[19:09] <@gladstone> Well I forgot about lichtenstein
[19:09] <@gladstone> ...
[19:09] <MrCat> O_______O
[19:09] <@Sentynel> bahahaha
[19:09] <@gladstone> rofl
[19:09] <@Sentynel> dave man
[19:09] <@Sentynel> that was scary

I am like clairvoyant and stuff.
Pfft. Beginner's luck....
D':
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Sentynel One with The Other Place
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(To be fair, forgetting Liechtenstein was a running joke when he first challenged us to those "name countries" quiz things...)
Sentynel - Head Ninja, Admin, Keeper of the Ban Afrit, Official Forum Graphics Guy, and forum code debugger.
A still more glorious dawn awaits, not a sunrise, but a galaxy rise, a morning filled with 400 billion suns - the rising of the Milky Way

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