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Luciene Higher Spirit
No I wouldn't. That would be a DG fic. It's got Draco and Ginny in it. Together. It's instant shipping angst.
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
Draco is killing her because Ginny (the evil bitch) inadvertently killed Hermione.

Draco mourns for Hermione. Hermione is looking over him in heaven. End of story.
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
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Post Higher Spirit
Flames!
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Luciene Higher Spirit
:yes:

Edit:
wrote: Ginny (the evil bitch
That's why Draco likes her, she's so slytherin ;)
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
Riiiight. Ginny would be too easy. Hermione is a challenge for him. And not like the other brainless bimbos who usually look his way. :D
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
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Post Higher Spirit
Draco: Hermione! I love you!
Hermione:...WTF?

Draco: Hermione. I can't keep this in any longer. I love you!
Hermione:...WTF?

Draco: Hey, shorty, wanna get naughty?
Hermione:...WTF?
Shame of the Super Son
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
But when Hermione realizes Draco isn't as bad as she always thought he was, then Hermione is intrigued by him.

One thing leads to another, and oh look, they're making out now.
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
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Post Higher Spirit
In the forbidden forest? Then a werewolf can bite Malfoy's dead off.
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
Nah. I say they hide out in the shrieking shack. Well no, the usual spots for romance in the Potter fandom is either the broom closet or the Astronomy tower.
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
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Adele Djinni
Post wrote:
Draco: Hey, shorty, wanna get naughty?
Hermione:...WTF?
Did Draco mistaken that to be "want to.."??
AIONIOS
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Post Higher Spirit
50 Cents. Wanna.
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Luciene Higher Spirit
Post wrote: In the forbidden forest? Then a werewolf can bite Malfoy's dead off.
Hermione's hair would probably get caught in something...


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Nathaniel Djinni
Post wrote: Draco: Hermione. I can't keep this in any longer. I love you!
You are refering to just his emotions there, I hope. :P
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Post Higher Spirit
You have a dirty mind.
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
Post wrote: You have a dirty mind.
I find that statement amusing coming from you. :P

But we are off topic.

Dramione is our ruler. Repent, heretics!

Edit:

Oh yeah, I can fully delusionally say Ron/Hermione won't work out. Seeing as Ron has a lot of older brothers (five of them), there's a good possibility he's gay.

Hermione is a now free woman. And Draco is in need of someone not pureblood, she intrigues his easily bored mind. And also somebody who can save him from himself.

The arrival of the seventh book in where I'm forced to face the facts is going to be a very sad day for me...:cry:

But it'll be worth it if Ginny dies.
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Post Higher Spirit
Potter/Hermione FOREVA'!
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Adele Djinni
Hermione/Crab!
*hehehe*
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Post Higher Spirit
I want a graphic description of how that will work.
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
You mean Crabb Adele?

No way, he's too idiotic. Draco has a brain, and he's not afraid to contradict her either. The banter the two would be making would be very amusing for the shippers.
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Post Higher Spirit
Crab, as in the seaside crustation...?
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