Ok.
Let me go grab some of my favorites...
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wrote:ah. And so Harry gets the muffin beaten out of him or something and Snape leaves... or something. Oh, and Voldy has some like zombies working for him now, right? Right. Also, Harry totally LOVES Gin, with monster-in-your-chest fierceness (ok, seriously, JKR, WTF?) Hermione is on crack and is the opposite of what you always thought her to be, Ron is still an ass. Okay. Uhhhmmm, oh, and Tonks and Remus declared their love or whatever. And Fleur will still marry... Bill, even if he's ugly. Right. And so, Harry will set off on another adventure with those two oh-so-wonderful friends of his that seemed to ignore him the whole book.
Ok, not totally Harmony but still funny....
wrote:Ginny, oh yes, Ginny. Suddenly she's the most popular girl in school with boys trailing beihing her in the hallways... along with Harry and the raging beast inside him (so corny!). Apparently, Cho is forgotten and Harry is moving on to Ginny. Her character is enough to shut the book and throw it in the trash. She's so bratty and uncaring.
Well...I agree here. Sorry, back to the point.
wrote:This book sucked. Everything in it, included the 'twist' at the end, was completely predictable. The one thing that wasn't was the couples. Harry/Ginny? What the hell? Harry never saw Ginny in a romantic light, ever, then BOOM! He's in love with her.
The whole Ron/Hermione thing was predictable, but it has no support. They make a lame couple, and Ron is hardly mature.
wrote:
R/Hr is a horrible pairing. I mean, I never thought they were compatible because, honestly, I would beat up any guy who treated women the way Ron treated Hermione in the first five books, especially in book 4 with his "revelation" that Hermione was a girl (very, very cruel). JKR, how in the world are Ron and Hermione compatible?
wrote:As for Ron and Hemrione, all I can see is an abusive furture that won't last long. Hermione is not in good hands. Ron is very disrespectful to women. And men, especially male teenagers, do NOT mature by learning how to kiss (and I should know, as I'm a male teenager who has kissed). Ron has definitely NOT matured.
wrote:Ron and Hermione still haven't made anything official (which is an INSANE pairing I'd almost prefer Hermione and Krum). But alas they are still after each other jealously, and nothing really happens to resolve it.
And, well, you get the point. I couldn't find some of the hilarious ones though....
"You belong in Gryffindor,
where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
set Gryffindors apart."