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Phoenix Utukku
3 Nov 06 - 15:08
A sunken ship XD
wrote:According to some, heroic deaths are admirable things. I've never been convinced by this argument, mainly because, no matter how cool, stylish, composed, unflappable, manly or defiant you are, at the end of the day you're also dead.
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
3 Nov 06 - 15:12
Not in fanon. I'm writing a 50k dramione fic right now. *eyetwitch*

I refuse to accept most of Rowling's ships. Like I said, she sucks at writing romance. Making Draco Harry's obsession when he's supposed to be in love with Ginny for instance...
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Phoenix Utukku
3 Nov 06 - 15:13
Hes' not his obsession .-.
wrote:According to some, heroic deaths are admirable things. I've never been convinced by this argument, mainly because, no matter how cool, stylish, composed, unflappable, manly or defiant you are, at the end of the day you're also dead.
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
3 Nov 06 - 15:16
If I had the sixth book with me right now, I'd quote it, but I know somewhere there was a line that said "Harry was becoming rapidly obsessed with Draco." You do you notice it was Draco's first name being used and not his last? ;)
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Phoenix Utukku
3 Nov 06 - 15:18
Yes. By Rowling, not by Harry.

Obsessed because he thought there was a Death Eater in their school -_-
wrote:According to some, heroic deaths are admirable things. I've never been convinced by this argument, mainly because, no matter how cool, stylish, composed, unflappable, manly or defiant you are, at the end of the day you're also dead.
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
3 Nov 06 - 15:24
The story is told from Harry's point of view! Ha!

The whole 'because malfoy was a death eater' was just an excuse for him to be obsessed.
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Phoenix Utukku
3 Nov 06 - 15:25
Now you're over-rationalizing. It wasn't Draco he was having kinky dreams about, was it XD?
wrote:According to some, heroic deaths are admirable things. I've never been convinced by this argument, mainly because, no matter how cool, stylish, composed, unflappable, manly or defiant you are, at the end of the day you're also dead.
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
3 Nov 06 - 15:38
Rowling would cut out those kinds of nasty stuff. She has to keep the books child friendly, doesn't she?

I can image those dreams:

Harry: You've been a very naughty boy...
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Luciene Higher Spirit
3 Nov 06 - 15:39
Harry/Ginny is the most disgusting ship ever. (besides Dramione). It's totally cliche and predictable. JKR does suck at romance!

Harry/Draco is not a bad ship tho...
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
3 Nov 06 - 15:41
Oh yeah? And what makes Dramione so bad?


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Luciene Higher Spirit
3 Nov 06 - 15:44
It's the ultimate Sue ship.

And Hermione pisses me off in general.
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
3 Nov 06 - 15:46
'Tis not!

Unless, of course Hermione gets a makeover over the summer and they have a frigging Vegas romance.

But other then those unfortunate cliches, Dramione is so much better.

But when you think about it, Ginny's pretty much the sue...
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Phoenix Utukku
3 Nov 06 - 15:53
wrote:Rowling would cut out those kinds of nasty stuff. She has to keep the books child friendly, doesn't she?
She hinted that Harry was having not-so innocent dreams about Ginny.
wrote:I can image those dreams:

Harry: You've been a very naughty boy...
Ow, my stomach.
wrote:But when you think about it, Ginny's pretty much the sue...
You kidding? Her temper pissed me off more than once.


wrote:According to some, heroic deaths are admirable things. I've never been convinced by this argument, mainly because, no matter how cool, stylish, composed, unflappable, manly or defiant you are, at the end of the day you're also dead.
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
3 Nov 06 - 16:00
Harry adores the temper. Sues can have supposed "flaws" as long as it's adorable. And everyone knows about it and becomes afraid of her when that happens. In this case, the temper increases her Sue power.

I've said it a million times and I'll say it again, Rowling sucks at romance.
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Phoenix Utukku
3 Nov 06 - 16:02
Adores her temper? He had to stop Ron from physically killing Ginny in a hallway.
wrote:According to some, heroic deaths are admirable things. I've never been convinced by this argument, mainly because, no matter how cool, stylish, composed, unflappable, manly or defiant you are, at the end of the day you're also dead.
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
3 Nov 06 - 16:04
Ron killing Ginny...?
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Phoenix Utukku
3 Nov 06 - 16:06
Or punching her. You get my point ._.
wrote:According to some, heroic deaths are admirable things. I've never been convinced by this argument, mainly because, no matter how cool, stylish, composed, unflappable, manly or defiant you are, at the end of the day you're also dead.
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
3 Nov 06 - 16:11
When did Ron want to punch Ginny?
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Phoenix Utukku
3 Nov 06 - 16:12
When Harry and Ron caught her making out with Dean. The slimeball.
wrote:According to some, heroic deaths are admirable things. I've never been convinced by this argument, mainly because, no matter how cool, stylish, composed, unflappable, manly or defiant you are, at the end of the day you're also dead.
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
3 Nov 06 - 16:22
What the...?

Ron wanted to kill Dean
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