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9 Mar 07 - 12:59

Apollo wrote: Once I was at a wedding reception, and there was only one huge long table that everyone ate at, and there were lots of candles.
I accidentally set the table cloth on fire. :mwamba: Lotsa screaming, running, dropping of fine crystal champaine glasses, and the cake was pretty much destroyed. The bride pretty much yelled her lungs out at me. Really embarrising. Something similar happened recently involving a cocktail bottle and propane. Long story. Don't have time.

You seem to do a lot that gets you in trouble, shooting bottle caps, razing...

Nat- There is nothing wron with loving fire... Pyros are cool

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Nathaniel Djinni

9 Mar 07 - 17:42

if they like fire then i doubt they are cool, the fire will keep them warm :P

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9 Mar 07 - 18:02

Give a man a fire and he'll stay warm for a day.
Set a man on fire and he'll stay warm for the rest of his life.

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Adele Djinni

9 Mar 07 - 18:53

Shut up Nat...

Sent- how could they stay warm for life if you set them on fire... it will adventually go out, and they will be in pain.. and probably put ice on the wounds, making them cold. But if you show them how to make a fire they will stay warm for life.

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Abel Afrit

9 Mar 07 - 19:47

nope :P it will burn them to death, their corpse will still be on fire after they have 'passed on'

I love that, after years of not using this forum, my average posts per day is 0.7

Artemis Afrit

9 Mar 07 - 21:04

There won't be a corpse. All there will be left is ash.

I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.

Laura Branigan, Self-control

Oh, Canada...

AnukSuNamon Afrit

9 Mar 07 - 21:13

Artemis wrote: Damn right, I'm not suicidal. That's just giving up.

I just feel like Cabbage. I keep crying myself to sleep. Over nothing. And I feel like a weakling. For crying. I hate admitting that I did that.

Embaressing moment: I dropped food down my shirt, betwwn my boobs, at a restaraunt.

Fight the power.

"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

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NARUTO FOREVER!

Artemis Afrit

9 Mar 07 - 22:15

Which power? :D

I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.

Laura Branigan, Self-control

Oh, Canada...

Sentynel One with The Other Place

admin

9 Mar 07 - 22:36

Abel wrote: nope :P it will burn them to death, their corpse will still be on fire after they have 'passed on'

I hate to say this, but, yeah.

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Apollo Marid

9 Mar 07 - 23:07

Okay, first, the table cloth thing was totally accidental, as much as the bride was homicidal. I was reaching for my water and my arm bumped the candle. And the bottle cap thing? Well, my friend told me to, and he said it was pethetic and would only go a few inches far. I tried out of curiosity, it went about 7ft.

Artemis Afrit

11 Mar 07 - 20:56

As funny as they are, they're both stupid things to do. :D

I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.

Laura Branigan, Self-control

Oh, Canada...

AnukSuNamon Afrit

12 Mar 07 - 00:16

Artemis wrote: Which power? :D

The suicidal power.

Congradulations. You earned a spot on my quotes on FF.net and here.

"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

NARUTO FOREVER!

Artemis Afrit

12 Mar 07 - 00:51

I noticed. Thank-you.

I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.

Laura Branigan, Self-control

Oh, Canada...

AnukSuNamon Afrit

12 Mar 07 - 22:47

Yay!

I'm a pyro too. I light candles everyday and I burned them all out in like 2 weeks. :D

"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

NARUTO FOREVER!

Apollo Marid

12 Mar 07 - 23:59

Plastic Army men/old plastic action figures + fireworks = the best time ever.

Artemis Afrit

13 Mar 07 - 14:27

= burn your arms off.

I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.

Laura Branigan, Self-control

Oh, Canada...

Apollo Marid

13 Mar 07 - 20:01

Don't worry. I take extreme precautions, and only do it once a year. Nothing major, just a ring of spark/fire fountains, with toys in center. Then step back.

Artemis Afrit

14 Mar 07 - 02:21

=Melted plastic all over.

But I set off some of the fireworks every year at our Canada Day celebration. It takes place at the end of our driveway, and includes the entire neibourhood, my cousins, and several more friends.

I say night I'm living in the forest of my dream,
I know the night is not as it would seem,
I must believe in something,
So I'll make myself believe it,
That this night will never go.

Laura Branigan, Self-control

Oh, Canada...

Adele Djinni

14 Mar 07 - 15:32

OMG... putting a plastic bottle on a stick over a fire, as it melts and the plastic drips off and makes the coolest sound. It is also fun sticking your over a lit candle, moving your hand back and forth, you can feel the heat rub your hand... quite cool.

AIONIOS

AnukSuNamon Afrit

14 Mar 07 - 15:40

Yeah, that's always cool.

Burning wet wood. You hear the high-pitched pop as the water squeezes out every opening in the wood...really awesome.

"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

NARUTO FOREVER!

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