darknight385 wrote: I like Faquarl. He was weird though. A chefs Guise? He has some serious issues if he thinks he will cook his enemy to death.
He said he was a chef bacause there are always sharp pointy things in kitchens.
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
And yeah, proly just a level up.
Doesn't mean he can't be beaten by Bart.
Barts taken out more powerfuls before.
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No, he either catches them at a bad time or he runs away like a sissy.

(For the record, I'm not bashing him. He's the best character in that book.)
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He has before, without either or those.
But yeah, he perfers to run.
Good idea too.
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Ofc! Bart came up with it, soo....
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Anything else we can say about Faquarl?
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Yes, what do you think would happen if he was ordered to set the table by his master, and all the silverwear really was silver? :lol: Hahaha, I'd love watching him try.
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I love Faquarl. He strikes me as a funny character. And I love the whole kitchen obsession thing. <3
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Good logic.
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AkRene wrote: Yes, what do you think would happen if he was ordered to set the table by his master, and all the silverwear really was silver? :lol: Hahaha, I'd love watching him try.
I too would love to see him try that. What do u think Bart would have done?
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Probably would have done his old method of roasting the family imp or foliot of doing that.
Edit: Talking about what Bartimaeus would have done.
:good:
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Wow.
A reply only of Smilies.
Impressive.
It would hurt for 'em, I'm guessing both would get something else to do it.
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Dansariki wrote: Wow.
A reply only of Smilies.
Impressive.
Post always does one emoticon replies such as
... :cry:
whenever he sees a topic forum gone completely wrong.
Not a bad idea. Atleast it would increase my posts at a tremendous rate.
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
Uh Huh.
Well then...
About Faquarl...
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He's dead. Though that "fleshy movement" could have been a move to save himself.
Somehow I can't imagine Faquarl rampaging around gobbling up commoners at random...it doesn't fit in with his personality. What do you think he was doing on earth then? Maybe he was blasting them with spells to kill them.
Yeah probably. He wanted revenge on the magicians, so mabye he didn't even bother with the commoners. Or maybe he just hearded all the ones he found towards Nouda.
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Nero Higher Spirit
Jabor would be the one to snap up them commoners.

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