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Bartimaeus Triology Fandom.

Gotta love abhervations.
Shame of the Super Son
Oh, yeah, she's with the Bartimaeus Trilogy. Again, excuse the ignorance.


"If you take [a copy of] the Christian Bible and put it out in the wind and the rain, soon the paper on which the words are printed will disintegrate and the words will be gone. Our bible IS the wind and the rain." Herbalist Carol McGrath as told to her by a Native-American woman.

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NARUTO FOREVER!
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Nero Higher Spirit
Try another point of view. Not sure you could say good, but a bit creative.
Edit: Fanfiction
If anybody is looking for a BT rp, I've got one on fanfiction.net, and there are plenty of posts still open. It's called "A Little Tin Of Rosemary", feel free to come and take a look.
[I hope shameless self-advertising is allowed in this forum, if not I apologize profusely. :) ]
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Nero Higher Spirit
OH GOD
I can't bear to look at my old fanfic...

And self-advertisement is very welcome here.
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Chiz Ghul
You wrote a fanfic lol?? link?
ME WANTZ TO READ. 8D
Now, seriously, Nero. Link :P ?
"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story".
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Nero Higher Spirit
aiReY-chan wrote:ME WANTZ TO READ. 8D
Now, seriously, Nero. Link :P ?
It's on the previous page.
WARNING: IF YOU DARE WITNESS MY FANFIC YOU WILL WITNESS FIRST HAND SOME TRULY TERRIBLE WRITING
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Fio Foliot
There's some good stuff and some bad stuff, just like with every other book's section. I like the one somebody did of the case of the Afrit, the envelope and the ambassador's wife, as well as the Affair of the Curiously Heavy Trunk, and the Episode of the Anarchist and the Oyster - they are truly fun reads.
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Nero wrote:WARNING: IF YOU DARE WITNESS MY FANFIC YOU WILL WITNESS FIRST HAND SOME TRULY TERRIBLE WRITING
Pfft. I don't think it would be bad. You used to write good stories before; I liked your writing style. (BTW, did you complete them? I read them ages ago, or so it seems now.) And that science fiction story you wrote recently was very nice too.
"If the bee disappears from the surface of the earth, man would have no more than four years to live. No more bees, no more pollination ... no more men!" - Einstein
"I like quoting Einstein. Know why? Because nobody dares contradict you." - Studs Terkel.
<@Ximenez> Sentynel: But i have a life? No. Qed.
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Nero Higher Spirit
nathanielandbartimaeus wrote:
Nero wrote:WARNING: IF YOU DARE WITNESS MY FANFIC YOU WILL WITNESS FIRST HAND SOME TRULY TERRIBLE WRITING
Pfft. I don't think it would be bad. You used to write good stories before; I liked your writing style. (BTW, did you complete them? I read them ages ago, or so it seems now.) And that science fiction story you wrote recently was very nice too.
No I ditched those stories.
I am so going to regret this..........

So, um, I have a... fanfic too... if anyone, you know, wants to rip it apart.... It's supposed to be a series of oneshots, but I fail so there's only one so far. Erm, yeah, link is here:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6667555/1/Snapshot

Well there y'all have it.
Please don't hurt me... :|
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Chiz Ghul
Thats you who wrote that xD awsome
Hurt you? Why? Aww :wub: , That was the sweetest thing I've read in a long while! And the writing was really good, too!
"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story".
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Zeno Imp
Haha Bart was gobsmacked when Nat threw the snowball at him. A work of art :yes:
How many bears would a bear Grylles grill, if a bear Grylles could grill bears :O

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Saiph Imp
WHAT'S THAT? YOU WANT ME TO POST MY BARTIMAEUS SMUT IN THIS THREAD?!
Nah, just kidding. I wouldn't do that to you.
....

Pffft, yes I would.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6463209/1/Diplomacy
Bartimaeus/Kitty sexytiems, not TOO explicit (and there is some character study in there, too!), but if you have rather delicate sensibilities you might want to steer clear. Annnnd I know I'm only posting this because I haven't slept in 40 hours and I will be quite embarrassed when I come back later after a nap and see what my sleep-deprived alter-ego chose to share on the internet. Heh. Enjoy. Post some feedback if you feel like it.

Jane Bishop: Nice. Really sweet. :)
Saiph wrote:WHAT'S THAT? YOU WANT ME TO POST MY BARTIMAEUS SMUT IN THIS THREAD?!
Nah, just kidding. I wouldn't do that to you.
....

Pffft, yes I would.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6463209/1/Diplomacy
Bartimaeus/Kitty sexytiems, not TOO explicit (and there is some character study in there, too!), but if you have rather delicate sensibilities you might want to steer clear. Annnnd I know I'm only posting this because I haven't slept in 40 hours and I will be quite embarrassed when I come back later after a nap and see what my sleep-deprived alter-ego chose to share on the internet. Heh. Enjoy. Post some feedback if you feel like it.

Jane Bishop: Nice. Really sweet. :)
"Kitty had never watched a demon orgasm before"
That line makes it, tbqh <.<
sentynel is gay
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Saiph Imp
David Cat wrote:
Saiph wrote:WHAT'S THAT? YOU WANT ME TO POST MY BARTIMAEUS SMUT IN THIS THREAD?!
Nah, just kidding. I wouldn't do that to you.
....

Pffft, yes I would.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6463209/1/Diplomacy
Bartimaeus/Kitty sexytiems, not TOO explicit (and there is some character study in there, too!), but if you have rather delicate sensibilities you might want to steer clear. Annnnd I know I'm only posting this because I haven't slept in 40 hours and I will be quite embarrassed when I come back later after a nap and see what my sleep-deprived alter-ego chose to share on the internet. Heh. Enjoy. Post some feedback if you feel like it.

Jane Bishop: Nice. Really sweet. :)
"Kitty had never watched a demon orgasm before"
That line makes it, tbqh <.<
Oh god, the shame. I forgot about that stupid line. *facepalm* There doesn't appear to be a "distressed" emoticon, so I'm using these two together: :no: :cry:
Saiph wrote:
David Cat wrote:
Saiph wrote:WHAT'S THAT? YOU WANT ME TO POST MY BARTIMAEUS SMUT IN THIS THREAD?!
Nah, just kidding. I wouldn't do that to you.
....

Pffft, yes I would.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6463209/1/Diplomacy
Bartimaeus/Kitty sexytiems, not TOO explicit (and there is some character study in there, too!), but if you have rather delicate sensibilities you might want to steer clear. Annnnd I know I'm only posting this because I haven't slept in 40 hours and I will be quite embarrassed when I come back later after a nap and see what my sleep-deprived alter-ego chose to share on the internet. Heh. Enjoy. Post some feedback if you feel like it.

Jane Bishop: Nice. Really sweet. :)
"Kitty had never watched a demon orgasm before"
That line makes it, tbqh <.<
Oh god, the shame. I forgot about that stupid line. *facepalm* There doesn't appear to be a "distressed" emoticon, so I'm using these two together: :no: :cry:
Don't bother about that. Most of the regular members here have been subjected to David Cat's idea of a good fan fiction. This one was definitely tamer.
"If the bee disappears from the surface of the earth, man would have no more than four years to live. No more bees, no more pollination ... no more men!" - Einstein
"I like quoting Einstein. Know why? Because nobody dares contradict you." - Studs Terkel.
<@Ximenez> Sentynel: But i have a life? No. Qed.
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Jane Bishop wrote:I am so going to regret this..........

So, um, I have a... fanfic too... if anyone, you know, wants to rip it apart.... It's supposed to be a series of oneshots, but I fail so there's only one so far. Erm, yeah, link is here:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6667555/1/Snapshot

Well there y'all have it.
Please don't hurt me... :|
... I may have left a slightly-gushing review of this some time ago. As in, almost as soon as it appeared. Geez, I'm such a fanboy, checking the Bartimaeus ff page every other day. :I

Nice to see you on here too! I would like to see you write more. C:

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