GO STALK IANNA!!

You're much more fun. :P:

My morning prayer:

Dear Father,

If you love me now, KILL ME!!

And take my science teacher while you're at it.

Amen.

Ooohh... add my math teacher. And may my PT couch live a thousand years

Oh, and Father, can you shut Post up, PLEASE!?

*Silence, faint sounds of insane laughter coming from underground*

*Sues Post. *

(You can sue people for anything in America.)

*Gets diplomatic protection*

(You can bribe anyone in India)

*Bribes George Bush to send troops over to where you are*

Oh wait, I can get banned saying stuff like that. (Never mind.)

Very tempting to answer your latest prayer, Mwamba...
...but I won't.

Poor Post. He's been rejected so much

Reminds me of Thomas.

(Do not ask me why.)

Sentynel wrote: Very tempting to answer your latest prayer, Mwamba...
...but I won't.

Which means you'll protect me from the females?

*Makes puppy dog look*

Post wrote:

Sentynel wrote: Very tempting to answer your latest prayer, Mwamba...
...but I won't.

Which means you'll protect me from the females?

*Makes puppy dog look*

I still think you're old enough to look after yourself...

Yeah Post.

*Sentynel walks away. Mwamba cracks knuckles.*

So...

Um...hi! I'm new here, but I have posted some fics on that site under the same name. Please note that it's now...is it 5 pages? And over 100 fics!

Phsh. Give me one idea that's perverted enough to make my creative juices flow and I will write it.

Tell me about it...ever read a fanfiction with the pairing Whitewell/Hammer Musica? *shudders*

Yeah, I think I've read all the fics in the Barti domain...that one was a bit disturbing. Have you guys read:
Terms of Endearment
The Forbidden Heir
A Game of Chess
Resurface
The Wizard of Ahz

Those are some of my favourites! Plus most of the PG oneshots are good.

Every single one.