Conspiracy Theories suck...

I found the stupidest one I've ever heard. I've been watching some guy on another forum I mod, rapverse.com, and he's all enlightened all of the sudden. I figured out why he is: he believes that mankind is going to face Kingu, the most powerful of all demons, on Mount Olive where Moses found the 10 commandments and other such events took place. He came to this conclusion by looking at the back of the dollar bill to determine the location (Olive) and he got that Kingu is coming...by looking at a syndicated network that includes Dr. Phil and Oprah and is named 'KingWorld'...and the twelfth planet will be named Kingu, and Kingu is the basis for the word King.

He found repetition of the number 6 using numerology in the logos of the six companies associated with the company like Warner Bros. He came to the conclusion the Illuminati are involved because there are six lights on the Fox logo and that light = illumination = illuminati...I'm no guru on Babylonian myths, I've been looking into Norse and Greek and such, but reading the creation theory, Marduk a rebel god killed Tiamat who gave Kingu the Tablets of Destiny to wear as a breastplate. From Tiamat he made the universe and from Kingu's blood he made man. Apparently in some other story Kingu is resurrected or comes back as a demon.

So, his belief is mankind will fight a giant reptillian demon that is the foundation of most dark deities in religion on Mount Olive.

...Uh...

Hmm... refer him to a good phycatrist. Or who knows? THE END IS NEAR!!!!

Conspiracy theories are great for a laugh.

He has unshakable faith...like the first of a new breed of super-religious zealots.

:o run away

Ready your cross.... THE END IS NEAR!

He's either

a) Confused
B) Joking/storytelling
c) Playing a prank
d) Telling a short story

You underestimate delusion and conspiracy theories.

Yes, a staggering number of people believe every conspiracy theory that comes their way.
I know a guy who is convinced that everything on Prison Planet.com is true, and the author is a very good person, who isn't seeking to get money off people with the numerous books of conspiracy theories and stuff he sells from the site. He also insists on posting every other story on one of the forums I visit, and sounding surprised every time (and generally calling us all blind or liars) when we blow the articles out of the water with scientific fact or whatever.


EDIT: Fixed embarrassing there/their spelling mistake.

Wierd site.

O'Reilly gets stupider and stupider everyday...

In a sane world, every country would unite to bomb Iran off the face of the earth.

Sometimes I doubt the reasons for us having freedom of speech...

Krim wrote: In a sane world, every country would unite to bomb Iran off the face of the earth.

Interesting definition of sane.

Seriously, what do you find bigger garbage in conspiracy theories?

Aliens?
Aprocolypse? (sp?)
The big scandal with some celebrity?
Government?
Other?

Hmmm, maybe this should be posted as a poll on another thread.

There is a good chance aliens exist...by apoloclypse I suppose you mean that of religion, no one can ever know if religion's right until we get divine verification...who the hell cares about celebrities...and there are several conspiracies about the government, a good deal which probably have some truth to them...I rather think the 'true reason behind Pearl Harbor' seems pretty stupid, though I haven't looked into it.

1: By aliens, I mean three headed green men who will want to eat the whole planet or something like that.

2: The aprocolype like the Mayan calender that my teacher in school told me about. (OMG, the world will end in 2012 quit your jobs and suicide yourself or something!!)

3: Celebrities? One time, I saw in the National Enquirer or something like that where the former Iraqui dictator, Sadam Huissain (sp?) won the lottery. Pretty funny really. I had a kick out of that.

4: Political, yeah you're probably right. But the grains of truth all start to go downhill after area 51 and stuff like that.

I just mean the extreme crap. Some are really funny though.

Too many religions to actually know whose apocolypse is right even if there is one.

Tommorow, the guys handling the nuke warheads might go insane and kill us all!

OR it might never happen....

The funniest one I've heard for a while is 'the world is running out of oxygen!!!!'.