Dear Kitty,

Jane has made me hug Makepeace because a Marid ate his underwear and he cried tears of marshmallows. It's not your fault, I'm sorry for accusing you of dogma. If Makepeace and I want to be together we shall have to murder Jane. Once everything else settles, would you like to come to mine and Makepeace's streaking party? I am thinking of resurrecting her with a ancient ritual involving your blood. smile.gif

...

Dear Nathaniel,

You are the most egotistical magician ever. I hate your former self but adore you now. Makepeace has just made out with my banana. I think Makepeace is sexier than you and he smells like rotten peaches, just like you. Jane, however smells enchanting. Oh how the scent of burnt smores drives me mad with lust! Yes. I Kitty, will fight you to the death for Jane. But as for your inquirement about the ancient ritual, I have a question. Does it come with free with a pokemon? And will Jane be present there? And will you marry me?

...

Dear Nathaniel (deary me, it seems I now know your birthname) and Kitty,

I'm too good for the both of you. I'm deeply in love with Makepeace...NOT!!

I'm madly in love with myself. But I'm still dating Makepeace. Though I'm getting quite irritated that the shippers of us are constantly pushing to keep us together.

...

Dear Kitty,

Even though I'm dating Jane I shall still continue my hunt for the horrid, stupid, annoying and not as good as I magician known as Harry Potter. When I find him I will destroy him. I would like to inform you that Bartimaeus has just ate my left hand. But that's okay, I magicaly got a new one, because I'm awesome like that. I still love thee. I am now becoming like Anakin Skywalker. But he's retarded so I'll stop now. Because, I, Makepeace am... wait, what? Sorry about that, because I, Nathaniel, am awesomely bettr than he.

Dear Kitty,

Jane has made me hug Makepeace because a Marid ate his underwear and he cried tears of marshmallows. It's not your fault, I'm sorry for accusing you of dogma. If Makepeace and I want to be together we shall have to murder Jane. Once everything else settles, would you like to come to mine and Makepeace's streaking party? I am thinking of resurrecting her with a ancient ritual involving your blood. smile.gif

...

Dear Nathaniel,

You are the most egotistical magician ever. I hate your former self but adore you now. Makepeace has just made out with my banana. I think Makepeace is sexier than you and he smells like rotten peaches, just like you. Jane, however smells enchanting. Oh how the scent of burnt smores drives me mad with lust! Yes. I Kitty, will fight you to the death for Jane. But as for your inquirement about the ancient ritual, I have a question. Does it come with free with a pokemon? And will Jane be present there? And will you marry me?

...

Dear Nathaniel (deary me, it seems I now know your birthname) and Kitty,

I'm too good for the both of you. I'm deeply in love with Makepeace...NOT!!

I'm madly in love with myself. But I'm still dating Makepeace. Though I'm getting quite irritated that the shippers of us are constantly pushing to keep us together.

...

Dear Kitty,

Even though I'm dating Jane I shall still continue my hunt for the horrid, stupid, annoying and not as good as I magician known as Harry Potter. When I find him I will destroy him. I would like to inform you that Bartimaeus has just ate my left hand. But that's okay, I magicaly got a new one, because I'm awesome like that. I still love thee. I am now becoming like Anakin Skywalker. But he's retarded so I'll stop now. Because, I, Makepeace am... wait, what? Sorry about that, because I, Nathaniel, am awesomely bettr than he. But because I am Makepeace I am better than whoever Nathaniel is.

OOC: How dare you defy Nathaniel Ianna? Bad Ianna, bad!

OOC: Cause Nat is dating Kitty and Makepeace is dating Jane.

No, Harry rocks.

Now get back to the letter.

But Nathaniel must destroy Harry Potter...

But Nathaniel rocks more, fool.

Obviously.

But Harry shouldn't be destroyed.

Dear Kitty,

Jane has made me hug Makepeace because a Marid ate his underwear and he cried tears of marshmallows. It's not your fault, I'm sorry for accusing you of dogma. If Makepeace and I want to be together we shall have to murder Jane. Once everything else settles, would you like to come to mine and Makepeace's streaking party? I am thinking of resurrecting her with a ancient ritual involving your blood. smile.gif

...

Dear Nathaniel,

You are the most egotistical magician ever. I hate your former self but adore you now. Makepeace has just made out with my banana. I think Makepeace is sexier than you and he smells like rotten peaches, just like you. Jane, however smells enchanting. Oh how the scent of burnt smores drives me mad with lust! Yes. I Kitty, will fight you to the death for Jane. But as for your inquirement about the ancient ritual, I have a question. Does it come with free with a pokemon? And will Jane be present there? And will you marry me?

...

Dear Nathaniel (deary me, it seems I now know your birthname) and Kitty,

I'm too good for the both of you. I'm deeply in love with Makepeace...NOT!!

I'm madly in love with myself. But I'm still dating Makepeace. Though I'm getting quite irritated that the shippers of us are constantly pushing to keep us together.

...

Dear Kitty,

Even though I'm dating Jane I shall still continue my hunt for the horrid, stupid, annoying and not as good as I magician known as Harry Potter. When I find him I will destroy him. I would like to inform you that Bartimaeus has just ate my left hand. But that's okay, I magicaly got a new one, because I'm awesome like that. I still love thee. I am now becoming like Anakin Skywalker. But he's retarded so I'll stop now. Because, I, Makepeace am... wait, what? Sorry about that, because I, Nathaniel, am awesomely bettr than he. But because I am Makepeace I am better than whoever Nathaniel is. My sworn enmy, right? He's so cool.

Dear Kitty,

Jane has made me hug Makepeace because a Marid ate his underwear and he cried tears of marshmallows. It's not your fault, I'm sorry for accusing you of dogma. If Makepeace and I want to be together we shall have to murder Jane. Once everything else settles, would you like to come to mine and Makepeace's streaking party? I am thinking of resurrecting her with a ancient ritual involving your blood. smile.gif

...

Dear Nathaniel,

You are the most egotistical magician ever. I hate your former self but adore you now. Makepeace has just made out with my banana. I think Makepeace is sexier than you and he smells like rotten peaches, just like you. Jane, however smells enchanting. Oh how the scent of burnt smores drives me mad with lust! Yes. I Kitty, will fight you to the death for Jane. But as for your inquirement about the ancient ritual, I have a question. Does it come with free with a pokemon? And will Jane be present there? And will you marry me?

...

Dear Nathaniel (deary me, it seems I now know your birthname) and Kitty,

I'm too good for the both of you. I'm deeply in love with Makepeace...NOT!!

I'm madly in love with myself. But I'm still dating Makepeace. Though I'm getting quite irritated that the shippers of us are constantly pushing to keep us together.

...

Dear Kitty,

Even though I'm dating Jane I shall still continue my hunt for the horrid, stupid, annoying and not as good as I magician known as Harry Potter. When I find him I will destroy him. I would like to inform you that Bartimaeus has just ate my left hand. But that's okay, I magicaly got a new one, because I'm awesome like that. I still love thee. I am now becoming like Anakin Skywalker. But he's retarded so I'll stop now. Because, I, Makepeace am... wait, what? Sorry about that, because I, Nathaniel, am awesomely bettr than he. But because I am Makepeace I am better than whoever Nathaniel is. My sworn enmy, right? He's so cool. I am now fashioning a tinfoil hat so aliens can no longer take over my brain and confuse me.

Dear Kitty,

Jane has made me hug Makepeace because a Marid ate his underwear and he cried tears of marshmallows. It's not your fault, I'm sorry for accusing you of dogma. If Makepeace and I want to be together we shall have to murder Jane. Once everything else settles, would you like to come to mine and Makepeace's streaking party? I am thinking of resurrecting her with a ancient ritual involving your blood. smile.gif

...

Dear Nathaniel,

You are the most egotistical magician ever. I hate your former self but adore you now. Makepeace has just made out with my banana. I think Makepeace is sexier than you and he smells like rotten peaches, just like you. Jane, however smells enchanting. Oh how the scent of burnt smores drives me mad with lust! Yes. I Kitty, will fight you to the death for Jane. But as for your inquirement about the ancient ritual, I have a question. Does it come with free with a pokemon? And will Jane be present there? And will you marry me?

...

Dear Nathaniel (deary me, it seems I now know your birthname) and Kitty,

I'm too good for the both of you. I'm deeply in love with Makepeace...NOT!!

I'm madly in love with myself. But I'm still dating Makepeace. Though I'm getting quite irritated that the shippers of us are constantly pushing to keep us together.

...

Dear Kitty,

Even though I'm dating Jane I shall still continue my hunt for the horrid, stupid, annoying and not as good as I magician known as Harry Potter. When I find him I will destroy him. I would like to inform you that Bartimaeus has just ate my left hand. But that's okay, I magicaly got a new one, because I'm awesome like that. I still love thee. I am now becoming like Anakin Skywalker. But he's retarded so I'll stop now. Because, I, Makepeace am... wait, what? Sorry about that, because I, Nathaniel, am awesomely bettr than he. But because I am Makepeace I am better than whoever Nathaniel is. My sworn enmy, right? He's so cool. I am now fashioning a tinfoil hat so aliens can no longer take over my brain and confuse me. It's happened before... oh yes.... it has... don't you think it hasn't... they said I was crazy... the doctors... they all said I was crazy.... but they were wrong... oh yes... I know it was aliens... oh yes...

*notices thread has died*

And they all lived happily ever after, with a certain Apollo as cheif servant of the MAOI.*

*Necroposting gives Mwamba full rights to power abuse. :D

Who was soon destroyed by the RAMMY freedom fighters

The end. Goodbye.

YAAAAY! My first post!

Uh....
, and I'll say this before the admins do, don't spam unless it's in the Spamzonespam zone.
Uh, odd thing is, I spammed too when I first started..... ;)

Ermmm, yes get this back on topic, Apollo if it dies. It dies.

This is a year-old thread, dug up by Ptolemy with spam. Not a good first post. Locked.