Dear Kitty,

Jane has made me hug Makepeace because a Marid ate his underwear and he cried tears of marshmallows. It's not your fault, I'm sorry for accusing you of dogma. If Makepeace and I want to be together we shall have to murder Jane. Once everything else settles, would you like to come to mine and Makepeace's streaking party? I am thinking of resurrecting her with a ancient ritual involving your blood. smile.gif

...

Dear Nathaniel,

You are the most egotistical magician ever. I hate your former self but adore you now. Makepeace has just made out with my banana. I think Makepeace is sexier than you and he smells like rotten peaches, just like you. Jane, however smells enchanting.

(lol...don't you love how this story is getting so canon? John actually does like Jane's perfume)

Dear Kitty,

Jane has made me hug Makepeace because a Marid ate his underwear and he cried tears of marshmallows. It's not your fault, I'm sorry for accusing you of dogma. If Makepeace and I want to be together we shall have to murder Jane. Once everything else settles, would you like to come to mine and Makepeace's streaking party? I am thinking of resurrecting her with a ancient ritual involving your blood. smile.gif

...

Dear Nathaniel,

You are the most egotistical magician ever. I hate your former self but adore you now. Makepeace has just made out with my banana. I think Makepeace is sexier than you and he smells like rotten peaches, just like you. Jane, however smells enchanting. Oh how the scent of burnt smores drives me mad with lust!

(You mean to say Kitty/Jane is canon then, Lucy? :P)

Dear Kitty,

Jane has made me hug Makepeace because a Marid ate his underwear and he cried tears of marshmallows. It's not your fault, I'm sorry for accusing you of dogma. If Makepeace and I want to be together we shall have to murder Jane. Once everything else settles, would you like to come to mine and Makepeace's streaking party? I am thinking of resurrecting her with a ancient ritual involving your blood. smile.gif

...

Dear Nathaniel,

You are the most egotistical magician ever. I hate your former self but adore you now. Makepeace has just made out with my banana. I think Makepeace is sexier than you and he smells like rotten peaches, just like you. Jane, however smells enchanting. Oh how the scent of burnt smores drives me mad with lust! Yes. I Kitty, will fight you to the death for Jane.

(Don't use my name in vain, you person who think she's too smart for shipping logic)

Lucy. Lucy. Lucy. Lucy. Lucy. Lucy. Lucy. Lucy. Lucy. Lucy. Lucy. Lucy. Lucy. Lucy. Lucy. Lucy. Lucy. Lucy. Lucy. Lucy. Lucy. Lucy. Lucy. Lucy. Lucy. Lucy. Lucy. Lucy. Lucy. Lucy. Lucy. Lucy. Lucy. Lucy. Lucy. Lucy. Lucy. Lucy. Lucy. Lucy. Lucy. Lucy. Lucy. Lucy. Lucy.

Teehee... :D

Dear Kitty,

Jane has made me hug Makepeace because a Marid ate his underwear and he cried tears of marshmallows. It's not your fault, I'm sorry for accusing you of dogma. If Makepeace and I want to be together we shall have to murder Jane. Once everything else settles, would you like to come to mine and Makepeace's streaking party? I am thinking of resurrecting her with a ancient ritual involving your blood. smile.gif

...

Dear Nathaniel,

You are the most egotistical magician ever. I hate your former self but adore you now. Makepeace has just made out with my banana. I think Makepeace is sexier than you and he smells like rotten peaches, just like you. Jane, however smells enchanting. Oh how the scent of burnt smores drives me mad with lust! Yes. I Kitty, will fight you to the death for Jane. But as for your inquirement about the ancient ritual, I have a question. Does it come with free

Dear Kitty,

Jane has made me hug Makepeace because a Marid ate his underwear and he cried tears of marshmallows. It's not your fault, I'm sorry for accusing you of dogma. If Makepeace and I want to be together we shall have to murder Jane. Once everything else settles, would you like to come to mine and Makepeace's streaking party? I am thinking of resurrecting her with a ancient ritual involving your blood. smile.gif

...

Dear Nathaniel,

You are the most egotistical magician ever. I hate your former self but adore you now. Makepeace has just made out with my banana. I think Makepeace is sexier than you and he smells like rotten peaches, just like you. Jane, however smells enchanting. Oh how the scent of burnt smores drives me mad with lust! Yes. I Kitty, will fight you to the death for Jane. But as for your inquirement about the ancient ritual, I have a question. Does it come with free with a pokemon?

Dear Kitty,

Jane has made me hug Makepeace because a Marid ate his underwear and he cried tears of marshmallows. It's not your fault, I'm sorry for accusing you of dogma. If Makepeace and I want to be together we shall have to murder Jane. Once everything else settles, would you like to come to mine and Makepeace's streaking party? I am thinking of resurrecting her with a ancient ritual involving your blood. smile.gif

...

Dear Nathaniel,

You are the most egotistical magician ever. I hate your former self but adore you now. Makepeace has just made out with my banana. I think Makepeace is sexier than you and he smells like rotten peaches, just like you. Jane, however smells enchanting. Oh how the scent of burnt smores drives me mad with lust! Yes. I Kitty, will fight you to the death for Jane. But as for your inquirement about the ancient ritual, I have a question. Does it come with free with a pokemon? And will Jane be present there?

Dear Kitty,

Jane has made me hug Makepeace because a Marid ate his underwear and he cried tears of marshmallows. It's not your fault, I'm sorry for accusing you of dogma. If Makepeace and I want to be together we shall have to murder Jane. Once everything else settles, would you like to come to mine and Makepeace's streaking party? I am thinking of resurrecting her with a ancient ritual involving your blood. smile.gif

...

Dear Nathaniel,

You are the most egotistical magician ever. I hate your former self but adore you now. Makepeace has just made out with my banana. I think Makepeace is sexier than you and he smells like rotten peaches, just like you. Jane, however smells enchanting. Oh how the scent of burnt smores drives me mad with lust! Yes. I Kitty, will fight you to the death for Jane. But as for your inquirement about the ancient ritual, I have a question. Does it come with free with a pokemon? And will Jane be present there? And will you marry me?

Dear Kitty,

Jane has made me hug Makepeace because a Marid ate his underwear and he cried tears of marshmallows. It's not your fault, I'm sorry for accusing you of dogma. If Makepeace and I want to be together we shall have to murder Jane. Once everything else settles, would you like to come to mine and Makepeace's streaking party? I am thinking of resurrecting her with a ancient ritual involving your blood. smile.gif

...

Dear Nathaniel,

You are the most egotistical magician ever. I hate your former self but adore you now. Makepeace has just made out with my banana. I think Makepeace is sexier than you and he smells like rotten peaches, just like you. Jane, however smells enchanting. Oh how the scent of burnt smores drives me mad with lust! Yes. I Kitty, will fight you to the death for Jane. But as for your inquirement about the ancient ritual, I have a question. Does it come with free with a pokemon? And will Jane be present there? And will you marry me?

...

Dear Nathaniel (deary me, it seems I now know your birthname) and Kitty,

I'm too good for the both of you.

Dear Kitty,

Jane has made me hug Makepeace because a Marid ate his underwear and he cried tears of marshmallows. It's not your fault, I'm sorry for accusing you of dogma. If Makepeace and I want to be together we shall have to murder Jane. Once everything else settles, would you like to come to mine and Makepeace's streaking party? I am thinking of resurrecting her with a ancient ritual involving your blood. smile.gif

...

Dear Nathaniel,

You are the most egotistical magician ever. I hate your former self but adore you now. Makepeace has just made out with my banana. I think Makepeace is sexier than you and he smells like rotten peaches, just like you. Jane, however smells enchanting. Oh how the scent of burnt smores drives me mad with lust! Yes. I Kitty, will fight you to the death for Jane. But as for your inquirement about the ancient ritual, I have a question. Does it come with free with a pokemon? And will Jane be present there? And will you marry me?

...

Dear Nathaniel (deary me, it seems I now know your birthname) and Kitty,

I'm too good for the both of you. I'm deeply in love with Makepeace.

Dear Kitty,

Jane has made me hug Makepeace because a Marid ate his underwear and he cried tears of marshmallows. It's not your fault, I'm sorry for accusing you of dogma. If Makepeace and I want to be together we shall have to murder Jane. Once everything else settles, would you like to come to mine and Makepeace's streaking party? I am thinking of resurrecting her with a ancient ritual involving your blood. smile.gif

...

Dear Nathaniel,

You are the most egotistical magician ever. I hate your former self but adore you now. Makepeace has just made out with my banana. I think Makepeace is sexier than you and he smells like rotten peaches, just like you. Jane, however smells enchanting. Oh how the scent of burnt smores drives me mad with lust! Yes. I Kitty, will fight you to the death for Jane. But as for your inquirement about the ancient ritual, I have a question. Does it come with free with a pokemon? And will Jane be present there? And will you marry me?

...

Dear Nathaniel (deary me, it seems I now know your birthname) and Kitty,

I'm too good for the both of you. I'm deeply in love with Makepeace...NOT!!

I'm madly in love with myself.

Dear Kitty,

Jane has made me hug Makepeace because a Marid ate his underwear and he cried tears of marshmallows. It's not your fault, I'm sorry for accusing you of dogma. If Makepeace and I want to be together we shall have to murder Jane. Once everything else settles, would you like to come to mine and Makepeace's streaking party? I am thinking of resurrecting her with a ancient ritual involving your blood. smile.gif

...

Dear Nathaniel,

You are the most egotistical magician ever. I hate your former self but adore you now. Makepeace has just made out with my banana. I think Makepeace is sexier than you and he smells like rotten peaches, just like you. Jane, however smells enchanting. Oh how the scent of burnt smores drives me mad with lust! Yes. I Kitty, will fight you to the death for Jane. But as for your inquirement about the ancient ritual, I have a question. Does it come with free with a pokemon? And will Jane be present there? And will you marry me?

...

Dear Nathaniel (deary me, it seems I now know your birthname) and Kitty,

I'm too good for the both of you. I'm deeply in love with Makepeace...NOT!!

I'm madly in love with myself. But I'm still dating Makepeace.

Dear Kitty,

Jane has made me hug Makepeace because a Marid ate his underwear and he cried tears of marshmallows. It's not your fault, I'm sorry for accusing you of dogma. If Makepeace and I want to be together we shall have to murder Jane. Once everything else settles, would you like to come to mine and Makepeace's streaking party? I am thinking of resurrecting her with a ancient ritual involving your blood. smile.gif

...

Dear Nathaniel,

You are the most egotistical magician ever. I hate your former self but adore you now. Makepeace has just made out with my banana. I think Makepeace is sexier than you and he smells like rotten peaches, just like you. Jane, however smells enchanting. Oh how the scent of burnt smores drives me mad with lust! Yes. I Kitty, will fight you to the death for Jane. But as for your inquirement about the ancient ritual, I have a question. Does it come with free with a pokemon? And will Jane be present there? And will you marry me?

...

Dear Nathaniel (deary me, it seems I now know your birthname) and Kitty,

I'm too good for the both of you. I'm deeply in love with Makepeace...NOT!!

I'm madly in love with myself. But I'm still dating Makepeace. Though I'm getting quite irritated that the shippers of us are constantly pushing to keep us together.

...

Dear Kitty,

Dear Kitty,

Jane has made me hug Makepeace because a Marid ate his underwear and he cried tears of marshmallows. It's not your fault, I'm sorry for accusing you of dogma. If Makepeace and I want to be together we shall have to murder Jane. Once everything else settles, would you like to come to mine and Makepeace's streaking party? I am thinking of resurrecting her with a ancient ritual involving your blood. smile.gif

...

Dear Nathaniel,

You are the most egotistical magician ever. I hate your former self but adore you now. Makepeace has just made out with my banana. I think Makepeace is sexier than you and he smells like rotten peaches, just like you. Jane, however smells enchanting. Oh how the scent of burnt smores drives me mad with lust! Yes. I Kitty, will fight you to the death for Jane. But as for your inquirement about the ancient ritual, I have a question. Does it come with free with a pokemon? And will Jane be present there? And will you marry me?

...

Dear Nathaniel (deary me, it seems I now know your birthname) and Kitty,

I'm too good for the both of you. I'm deeply in love with Makepeace...NOT!!

I'm madly in love with myself. But I'm still dating Makepeace. Though I'm getting quite irritated that the shippers of us are constantly pushing to keep us together.

...

Dear Kitty,

Even though I'm dating Jane...

Dear Kitty,

Jane has made me hug Makepeace because a Marid ate his underwear and he cried tears of marshmallows. It's not your fault, I'm sorry for accusing you of dogma. If Makepeace and I want to be together we shall have to murder Jane. Once everything else settles, would you like to come to mine and Makepeace's streaking party? I am thinking of resurrecting her with a ancient ritual involving your blood. smile.gif

...

Dear Nathaniel,

You are the most egotistical magician ever. I hate your former self but adore you now. Makepeace has just made out with my banana. I think Makepeace is sexier than you and he smells like rotten peaches, just like you. Jane, however smells enchanting. Oh how the scent of burnt smores drives me mad with lust! Yes. I Kitty, will fight you to the death for Jane. But as for your inquirement about the ancient ritual, I have a question. Does it come with free with a pokemon? And will Jane be present there? And will you marry me?

...

Dear Nathaniel (deary me, it seems I now know your birthname) and Kitty,

I'm too good for the both of you. I'm deeply in love with Makepeace...NOT!!

I'm madly in love with myself. But I'm still dating Makepeace. Though I'm getting quite irritated that the shippers of us are constantly pushing to keep us together.

...

Dear Kitty,

Even though I'm dating Jane I shall still continue my hunt for the horrid, stupid, annoying and not as good as I magician known as Harry Potter. When I find him I will destroy him. I would like to inform you that Bartimaeus has just...

(What the Hell has happened to this letter?)

Dear Kitty,

Jane has made me hug Makepeace because a Marid ate his underwear and he cried tears of marshmallows. It's not your fault, I'm sorry for accusing you of dogma. If Makepeace and I want to be together we shall have to murder Jane. Once everything else settles, would you like to come to mine and Makepeace's streaking party? I am thinking of resurrecting her with a ancient ritual involving your blood. smile.gif

...

Dear Nathaniel,

You are the most egotistical magician ever. I hate your former self but adore you now. Makepeace has just made out with my banana. I think Makepeace is sexier than you and he smells like rotten peaches, just like you. Jane, however smells enchanting. Oh how the scent of burnt smores drives me mad with lust! Yes. I Kitty, will fight you to the death for Jane. But as for your inquirement about the ancient ritual, I have a question. Does it come with free with a pokemon? And will Jane be present there? And will you marry me?

...

Dear Nathaniel (deary me, it seems I now know your birthname) and Kitty,

I'm too good for the both of you. I'm deeply in love with Makepeace...NOT!!

I'm madly in love with myself. But I'm still dating Makepeace. Though I'm getting quite irritated that the shippers of us are constantly pushing to keep us together.

...

Dear Kitty,

Even though I'm dating Jane I shall still continue my hunt for the horrid, stupid, annoying and not as good as I magician known as Harry Potter. When I find him I will destroy him. I would like to inform you that Bartimaeus has just ate my left hand.


(It's become as weird as us.)

Dear Kitty,

Jane has made me hug Makepeace because a Marid ate his underwear and he cried tears of marshmallows. It's not your fault, I'm sorry for accusing you of dogma. If Makepeace and I want to be together we shall have to murder Jane. Once everything else settles, would you like to come to mine and Makepeace's streaking party? I am thinking of resurrecting her with a ancient ritual involving your blood. smile.gif

...

Dear Nathaniel,

You are the most egotistical magician ever. I hate your former self but adore you now. Makepeace has just made out with my banana. I think Makepeace is sexier than you and he smells like rotten peaches, just like you. Jane, however smells enchanting. Oh how the scent of burnt smores drives me mad with lust! Yes. I Kitty, will fight you to the death for Jane. But as for your inquirement about the ancient ritual, I have a question. Does it come with free with a pokemon? And will Jane be present there? And will you marry me?

...

Dear Nathaniel (deary me, it seems I now know your birthname) and Kitty,

I'm too good for the both of you. I'm deeply in love with Makepeace...NOT!!

I'm madly in love with myself. But I'm still dating Makepeace. Though I'm getting quite irritated that the shippers of us are constantly pushing to keep us together.

...

Dear Kitty,

Even though I'm dating Jane I shall still continue my hunt for the horrid, stupid, annoying and not as good as I magician known as Harry Potter. When I find him I will destroy him. I would like to inform you that Bartimaeus has just ate my left hand. But that's okay, I magicaly got a new one, because I'm awesome like that. I still love thee.

Dear Kitty,

Jane has made me hug Makepeace because a Marid ate his underwear and he cried tears of marshmallows. It's not your fault, I'm sorry for accusing you of dogma. If Makepeace and I want to be together we shall have to murder Jane. Once everything else settles, would you like to come to mine and Makepeace's streaking party? I am thinking of resurrecting her with a ancient ritual involving your blood. smile.gif

...

Dear Nathaniel,

You are the most egotistical magician ever. I hate your former self but adore you now. Makepeace has just made out with my banana. I think Makepeace is sexier than you and he smells like rotten peaches, just like you. Jane, however smells enchanting. Oh how the scent of burnt smores drives me mad with lust! Yes. I Kitty, will fight you to the death for Jane. But as for your inquirement about the ancient ritual, I have a question. Does it come with free with a pokemon? And will Jane be present there? And will you marry me?

...

Dear Nathaniel (deary me, it seems I now know your birthname) and Kitty,

I'm too good for the both of you. I'm deeply in love with Makepeace...NOT!!

I'm madly in love with myself. But I'm still dating Makepeace. Though I'm getting quite irritated that the shippers of us are constantly pushing to keep us together.

...

Dear Kitty,

Even though I'm dating Jane I shall still continue my hunt for the horrid, stupid, annoying and not as good as I magician known as Harry Potter. When I find him I will destroy him. I would like to inform you that Bartimaeus has just ate my left hand. But that's okay, I magicaly got a new one, because I'm awesome like that. I still love thee. I am now becoming like Anakin Skywalker.

Dear Kitty,

Jane has made me hug Makepeace because a Marid ate his underwear and he cried tears of marshmallows. It's not your fault, I'm sorry for accusing you of dogma. If Makepeace and I want to be together we shall have to murder Jane. Once everything else settles, would you like to come to mine and Makepeace's streaking party? I am thinking of resurrecting her with a ancient ritual involving your blood. smile.gif

...

Dear Nathaniel,

You are the most egotistical magician ever. I hate your former self but adore you now. Makepeace has just made out with my banana. I think Makepeace is sexier than you and he smells like rotten peaches, just like you. Jane, however smells enchanting. Oh how the scent of burnt smores drives me mad with lust! Yes. I Kitty, will fight you to the death for Jane. But as for your inquirement about the ancient ritual, I have a question. Does it come with free with a pokemon? And will Jane be present there? And will you marry me?

...

Dear Nathaniel (deary me, it seems I now know your birthname) and Kitty,

I'm too good for the both of you. I'm deeply in love with Makepeace...NOT!!

I'm madly in love with myself. But I'm still dating Makepeace. Though I'm getting quite irritated that the shippers of us are constantly pushing to keep us together.

...

Dear Kitty,

Even though I'm dating Jane I shall still continue my hunt for the horrid, stupid, annoying and not as good as I magician known as Harry Potter. When I find him I will destroy him. I would like to inform you that Bartimaeus has just ate my left hand. But that's okay, I magicaly got a new one, because I'm awesome like that. I still love thee. I am now becoming like Anakin Skywalker. But he's retarded so I'll stop now.

Dear Kitty,

You'd be cute without that mole on your nose.



Sincerely,

Krim

Dear Kitty,

Jane has made me hug Makepeace because a Marid ate his underwear and he cried tears of marshmallows. It's not your fault, I'm sorry for accusing you of dogma. If Makepeace and I want to be together we shall have to murder Jane. Once everything else settles, would you like to come to mine and Makepeace's streaking party? I am thinking of resurrecting her with a ancient ritual involving your blood. smile.gif

...

Dear Nathaniel,

You are the most egotistical magician ever. I hate your former self but adore you now. Makepeace has just made out with my banana. I think Makepeace is sexier than you and he smells like rotten peaches, just like you. Jane, however smells enchanting. Oh how the scent of burnt smores drives me mad with lust! Yes. I Kitty, will fight you to the death for Jane. But as for your inquirement about the ancient ritual, I have a question. Does it come with free with a pokemon? And will Jane be present there? And will you marry me?

...

Dear Nathaniel (deary me, it seems I now know your birthname) and Kitty,

I'm too good for the both of you. I'm deeply in love with Makepeace...NOT!!

I'm madly in love with myself. But I'm still dating Makepeace. Though I'm getting quite irritated that the shippers of us are constantly pushing to keep us together.

...

Dear Kitty,

Even though I'm dating Jane I shall still continue my hunt for the horrid, stupid, annoying and not as good as I magician known as Harry Potter. When I find him I will destroy him. I would like to inform you that Bartimaeus has just ate my left hand. But that's okay, I magicaly got a new one, because I'm awesome like that. I still love thee. I am now becoming like Anakin Skywalker. But he's retarded so I'll stop now. Because, I, Makepeace am...