Ahem.

Jane gets out of the Tower because Makepeace's influence through Deveruax.
Makepeace harasses her at the party.

Ok, well, it's a one sided thing but still...

Well, I guess Makepeace was rather happy when chances of Nat/Jane went down the drain. (Hey, it rhymes.)

And so was I.

Because that whole thing made me very uncomfrontable.

Oh, C'mon. Nat/Jane was cool. It's just that Nat/Kitty is a whole lot better.

No, seriously, I was getting sick when I was reading Ptolemy's Gate.

Besides, Jane has as little a heart as Makepeace does.

I was getting excited. (Although not as much as Luceine, most likely.)

No, no, no.

It's icky.

What about Jakob/Kitty.

They're cool.

Especially now that Nat got bumped off. *sniff*

:(

Ianna wrote: I'm still going with Jane/Makepeace because it explains so much.

I really have to introduce you to my therapist Ianna. Jane & Makepeace wolud look horrible together. She'd have to bend down to kiss him. I mean she's hot and he looks like one of the 7 dwarves.

And I'm sure his evil plotting doesn't give him time to brush his teeth much. (In my image anyway.)

Stop reminding me. Nat/Death makes me sad.

No, I don't need a therapist. But I'm glad you're seeking help for your problem.

Mwamba wrote:

Post wrote: Humor is not allowed.

How come you don't like humor? Are you afraid to write it yourself? How about this (a completly new dare.) If you can write a decent humor fic, and post is on FF.net, I will completly surrender the insane pairing fic, and you will win.

Edit: Just put in second fic. Next dare.

Tainted Love

Okay, major hammer hijack.

Humor is not allowed, standard Insantity fic rule. It has to be dead serious (Which is part of the insanity.) And I don't do funny fics, Heeellooo? Angst Equinox here?

And sorry for dying; we basically had a 2 day power cut (In 45 Celcius, Can't I sue the government for mental torture?)

Here's my Dare: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2915708/3/ I am not responsible for any disturbing mental images, Blame Mwamba.

I thought you loved Nat/Death??

Never do humor again, Post. That scares me.

The ship has defintaley been sunk RIGHT NOW.

I do, but only because it's correct.

And no one else can have him. MWUAAAHHAAA!

Wait, I don't want him, he's a book character.

Ick.

This is a meme that I stole from HP. Everyone Fill it out for fun K?

"One True Pairing" Ship: Jane/Nat
"One True Threesome" Ship: Barti/Kitty/Nat
"Canon" Ship: none (isn’t that sad)
"Not quite canon but should be" ship: Jane/Nat, Barti/Queezle
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Jane/Duvall
"You are one sick bastard" ship: doesn’t really apply to this fandom I guess, there's not that many ships
"I'm one sick bastard" ship: ...
"I dabble a little" 'Ship: Whitwall /Devreaux
"It's like a car crash" Ship: k, not sure what this means but if it’ll be disastrous: Nat/ Mrs. Underwood
"Tickles my fancy but not sold quite yet" 'Ship: Makepeace/Devreaux
"Makes no canon sense but why the hell not" 'Ship: Mrs. Whitwall/ Hammer
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" 'Ship: Nat/Kitty
"When all is said and done" 'Ship: Nat/Death I guess. He is kinda dead.
"Guilty Pleasure" ship: Piper/ Nat’s Doorknob (Thank you Mwamba)
"I can't believe I read it and liked it" ship: Whitwall/Hammer, Piper/Doorknob
"Favorite "Older/Younger" ship: Kitty/Makepeace
"My first I could never abandon you": Jane/Nat
Favorite Devotionship: Jane/Nat
Favorite Nevermetship: Ptolemy/Kitty
Favorite Pervyship: Jane/Nat
Favorite Dominance BattleShip: ???not sure

Hey, don't blame me, I didn't know Whitewell was going to...uh yeah, with the hammer.

That was kinda disturbing but it's funny if you don't think about it too much

It was just plain disturbing.

I'm not going to think about it to much. Don't remind me