This really does go on and on, doesn't it? Soon we'll be worshipping things like Kitty/Milkshake, Nat/Papers, Bart/Golem...ok, I'll stop now. Don't want to give you too many ideas.
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Nathaniel + Kitty Forever!

"It's two thousand, one hundred and twenty-nine years since Ptolemy died. I still wear his form. Who do you think's the lucky one?"
- Bartimaeus, Ptolemy's Gate
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
Bleh the inanimate object relationships get old after Whitewell/Hammer, which I will never read as long as I live.
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
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Apocrypha Afrit
BARTI/GOLEM? Sweet!
That one is actually something to consider...in a way. Because the golem WAS chasing after Bart in the museum...something akin to attraction there?
Good God. I'm going insane. :gladstone:
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http://www.fanfiction.net/u/962826/
Nathaniel + Kitty Forever!

"It's two thousand, one hundred and twenty-nine years since Ptolemy died. I still wear his form. Who do you think's the lucky one?"
- Bartimaeus, Ptolemy's Gate
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Whot about Honorius/Gladstone's staff?
I am going crazy. :gladstone:
I wish I were a cat-dragon
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Luciene Higher Spirit
I like Honorious/Gladstone's dead body better.
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Apocrypha Afrit
Yes, that one makes sense. I'm not going insane. I'll never go insane.
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
Apocrypha wrote: Yes, that one makes sense. I'm not going insane. I'll never go insane.
Too late for that. You're already gone.
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
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I told you I'm SANE!
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Post Higher Spirit
Luciene wrote: I like Honorious/Gladstone's dead body better.
He was interred in the tomb in the dead body, clutching the staff for nearly a century... plenty of time for an incident to happen.
Shame of the Super Son
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Luciene Higher Spirit
Yes, but he was in Gladstone's body. Anything he does there would be so much more interesting.

Honorius/Gladstone the actual person? That might be too scandalous. o.o
Nothing to see here, move along.
What about Nat/imp in his scrying glass?
Lol. I am going insane.
I wish I were a cat-dragon
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Mwamba wrote: Bleh the inanimate object relationships get old after Whitewell/Hammer, which I will never read as long as I live.
But you did read it.
Shame of the Super Son
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
I meant I never will read it again.
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
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Post Higher Spirit
Will you read the honorius fic once I get it right?
Shame of the Super Son
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
Right? Implying you already started?

:gladstone:
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
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Post Higher Spirit
yes.
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
*smirks*

How can you possibly make angst out of this? E-mail me what you have so far. Just to amuse me.
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。

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