There IS no Jane Mandrake.

Besides, it's Nathaniel Underwood.

Did you know two Nathaniel Underwoods live in the US?

wow....I'm moving to the US.

And it isn't really his birth name 'cause the Underwoods aren't his real parents. I'm sure he'd get bad memories from that name

Yeah, like his crappy childhood that burned to flames.

That's sad...He really lost everything didn't he?

Save his scrying glass....

Mwamba wrote: Hey, don't blame me, I didn't know Whitewell was going to...uh yeah, with the hammer.

Am I a pervert? HELL YES

You gave me the dare. Humor and stupdity are not allowed, you know I will never degrade hammers... and it being sadly unable to do The 'Where art thou Juliet?' act, My hand was forced. On the other hand, Ninja\Kitty is (Compartively) Easier. (If you're wlling to degrade quality.)

Next Dare?

Go out with Mwmaba.

You'll end all my problems.

But his tutors called him young Underwood and Mrs. Underwood was like a mother to him.

What am I supposed to do? "Hey, shorty, wanna get naughty?"

Um, no.

Yes. and she died. MUHAHAHAHA

Post doesn't need me. He needs you, Ianna. Get over it!!

Hey shorty, Wanna get naughty?

*throws up*

Let's stop this before Sentynel warns me for the 'sexy' stuff.

The 'sexy' stuff is okay, JUST NOT ME!!

Yes: but Sentynel will warn me.

I know how you can stop. Get a good influence. Ianna.

Influence? I am the Mod here.

It's just an excuse to get closer to Ianna on your part.

I never stoop so low. Not a single harassment of minors case in my record.

(Remember: Never get caught)

Good God.

SENTYNEL IS WATCHING YOU!