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Gladstone Golem
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*Ahem*

I have voted.

Silence.
hi there
hey Gladdy how about some help getting MY fan club back in order. If you do I'll try convince fuzzy not to eat you, don't know if i can guarantee against the other wolf though whoever that may be
Mindi Jackson , I think I'm in love. Now I just need to get famous.
Asmoral wrote:don't know if i can guarantee against the other wolf though whoever that may be
You, maybe? :P
"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story".
A hush fell over the group when the saw the scrawled letters. Most of them had suspected this when they had first seen Nero's mangled body. Nero had been strangled with a computer wire and his body had then been slashed with claws. And Nero had been a magician.

Sentynel cleared his throat and said, "I think this calls for a meeting".
The others slowly nodded in agreement and everyone made their way to the village council. Once in their seats, the villagers all started speaking at once. "It is the wolves obviously! I am pretty sure Nero wanted to write that fully before he got killed". " How did the wolves come back? I thought they were extinct! At least, that is what my grandparents said". "Listen to me! We all must go and hide in the refrigerator. My grandparents said-"

"Silence", shouted Mwamba. "We all today know that there are 2 wolves amongst us. Because apart from Nero's warning, we saw 2 distinct wolf-like footprints in the mud. We don't know who they are and what they are after, but I think it is time we voice our suspicions and decide."

"We vote", shouted SP. "Secret ballots".

It wasn't long before the villagers had cast their votes. Then the boxes were opened and the votes counted.
Asmoral-3
David Cat-3
Fuzzy-2
Seven Pentacles-1

"It is a tie", said Fuzzy. "Let us discuss".
After several strained, tense moments of discussion, Asmoral's name was cleared.

All the villagers turned to David Cat. He ran out of the hall pleading his innocence. But it didn't deter the villagers. DC was soon caught and just when the villagers were about to stone him to death, he tried changing to his wolf form. However, this didn't scare the villagers; it only made them more determined. Barring a few scratches and cuts, the villagers went home safe and happy in the knowledge that they had managed to lynch a wolf. They hoped the second one would now be frightened enough to stop its killings.
"If the bee disappears from the surface of the earth, man would have no more than four years to live. No more bees, no more pollination ... no more men!" - Einstein
"I like quoting Einstein. Know why? Because nobody dares contradict you." - Studs Terkel.
<@Ximenez> Sentynel: But i have a life? No. Qed.
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Sentynel One with The Other Place
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David Cat wrote:
Sentynel wrote:
David Cat wrote:
nathanielandbartimaeus wrote:BTW, I forgot to mention, the strand of computer wire was suggested by the wolf. I think it makes the whole thing sound quite bizarre =D.
It's Sent. No one else would suggest computer wire xD
I wouldn't be foolish enough to suggest something so spectacularly likely to be linked to me.
Obvious double bluff is obvious.
Fail.
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The other wolf suggested the computer wire idea. Not DC.
"If the bee disappears from the surface of the earth, man would have no more than four years to live. No more bees, no more pollination ... no more men!" - Einstein
"I like quoting Einstein. Know why? Because nobody dares contradict you." - Studs Terkel.
<@Ximenez> Sentynel: But i have a life? No. Qed.
D'aww. Could've sworn that was a DC idea.

Edit: If it makes you feel any better Asmoral, I now consider you an unlikely suspect.


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Who voted for me?
Oh and who do we think the next wolf is?
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Gladstone Golem
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SevenPentacles wrote:Who voted for me?
Oh and who do we think the next wolf is?
You.
hi there
I believe that answers both of your questions. :P


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Mwamba Higher Spirit
If Canis Lupis is the wolf, can there be a marijuana leaf at the crimescene? :D
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Isn't Canis Lupus scienctese for wolf?
SevenPentacles wrote:Isn't Canis Lupus scienctese for wolf?
Yeah. Canis Lupus is the scientific name for wolf. BUT I SWEAR!! I'm not the wolf. And the marijuana plant is just for looks.

Oh, but, can we really believe you?
"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story".
thanks fuzz, if it makes you feel any better i still think its you :)
Mindi Jackson , I think I'm in love. Now I just need to get famous.
Now, you are wrong there, Asmoral.
THE WOLF IS MWAMBA. I'll repeat it. THE WOLF IS MWAMBA.
"When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story".
Let Mwamba live for once. She doesn't seem wolfish...
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
Mwamba walks in the thread dragging a mysterious bag that's leaving a trail of---

Erm, I mean...IT'S AIREY CHAN.
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*SP walks past Mwamba and she subtly passes the bag to SP. SP keeps walking like nothing happened*
I think a drug deal just happened.

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