100 things I learned from the Bartimaeus Trilogy

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9 Jan 10 - 04:52
Asmoral_The_Resolute wrote:50.double check you're spellbook
Mmmm, delicious irony :P
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9 Jan 10 - 07:58
intentional irony
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9 Jan 10 - 19:59
Asmoral_The_Resolute wrote:intentional irony
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9 Jan 10 - 20:04
49 - 3 and 17 are most certainly not Nathaniel's lucky numbers.
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10 Jan 10 - 00:55
SevenPentacles wrote:49 - 3 and 17 are most certainly not Nathaniel's lucky numbers.
um...refresh my memory, but when was this?
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10 Jan 10 - 07:31
48.resilience masking the effect of the black tumbler can really muck up a legal case
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10 Jan 10 - 14:26
47. Oppressing a magical race and using them as slaves for thousands of years will eventually backfire horifically.

^Probably one of the more important ones.


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10 Jan 10 - 15:36
yeh that should really be higher on the list
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10 Jan 10 - 18:12
46. When you die, never put an afrit in your corpse to wreck havoc on the city you created.
45. When you're hated by everybody, going off and killing yourself for the cause might help your image.
44. Think twice before a non-magician goes into a tomb guarded with spells from the top magicians of the country.
43. A weiner is not always the best material for a candle, but it'll certainly get their attention.
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wrote:Oh, im also a pirate.
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Nero Higher Spirit
10 Jan 10 - 18:49
Dude, your sig is not cool.
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10 Jan 10 - 18:54
sorry, ill make it smaller :gladstone:
Give a jackass an education and you get a smartass.
"I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman!" - Homer Simpson
wrote:Oh, im also a pirate.
10 Jan 10 - 19:11
SevenPentacles wrote:49 - 3 and 17 are most certainly not Nathaniel's lucky numbers.
He dies in book 3 aged 17 :-P
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10 Jan 10 - 20:13
42. Do not make candles out of... um .. weird gwoss strange objects... For they will displease the holder. May cause vomit.

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10 Jan 10 - 20:44
Canis Lupus wrote:42. Do not make candles out of... um .. weird gwoss strange objects... For they will displease the holder. May cause vomit.
haha ... kinda goes with mine about the weiner on the previous page
Give a jackass an education and you get a smartass.
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
11 Jan 10 - 00:55
Yep.
Though, of course, there was a thread in GE dedicated solely to discussing what exactly it was.
:D
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11 Jan 10 - 16:45
41- If you are a guy, do not fall for pretty women over more sensible ones. Reckless ones will do though.
40- If you are a girl, do not go looking for well-built men when there are men of weak physical appearance but strong character.
39- If you are a spirit, do not fall for anyone. Cause spirits are more likely to die in a sudden and unexpected way. Also, your partner may end up being employed by your master's arch-rival.
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12 Jan 10 - 04:55
Damonenkopf wrote:
Canis Lupus wrote:42. Do not make candles out of... um .. weird gwoss strange objects... For they will displease the holder. May cause vomit.
haha ... kinda goes with mine about the weiner on the previous page
Oh snap. I must have missed your fact about the wiener. I have to find the thread made specifically to dealing with what it was.

12 Jan 10 - 19:10
38. There must be worse ways to go than getting burned and squashed to death in a silver vat of soup... But not many.
Yayy!! I'm a Foliot!!!
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15 Jan 10 - 14:10
37. Wolves are frickin' sneaky
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16 Jan 10 - 04:29
36. Wearing a skintight stovepipe coat is not a good fashion statement.
I wish I were a cat-dragon

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