Mwamba wrote: Just when you thought World of Warcraft couldn't get any bigger, it looks like they're trying to translate the addictive Azeroth to the silver screen. How on earth will that work? We don't know, but if precedent means anything, we know people will wait in queue for hours to go see it.

Mwamba wrote:And on the first day, Mwamba descended from the heavens and said, 'Lo and behold, there was the Warcraft Movie. Kobolds and Trolls run rampant and the seas flicker with poisonous residue; and the lapis lazuli characteristic of the sky is diluted with the scarlet of maimed pteradactyls, which consequently was the first word uttered from my blessed lips upon birth; and Lo! Behold! Azeroth sat upon his frozen throne, oh Lich once my servant! His wings cast aside like a bottle of empty paste from the hands of a now sufficiently fed toddler!"