Who would win?

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Who would win the Brawl?

Bartimaeus
Faquarl
Jabor
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Queezle7 Horla
:angry: :angry:
Queezle doesn't suck!!!!!!!!!!!!
She is queezle! And that's just about as cool as it GETS!
Look, Queezle.
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
(Jane's cooler.)
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
Nectanebo Foliot
Thus proving my sig is true.

This thread is really similar to the 'Who's the strongest' thread.
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Queezle7 Horla
Seeing as the answer is the same.

(Queezle and Bart).

And Jane is so not cooler! Look who's part of the Volturi!

Queezle is Queezle. It's not that hard to understand.
Look, Queezle.
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Apollo Marid
Come on, come on, stop this petty arguing.

Besides, we all know Nathaniel is the best.
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Queezle7 Horla
AAAARRGGGHH!
*runs around maniacally*
I renounce this topic forever...
Not really.
Look, Queezle.
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
Not my fault people can't keep on-topic.
And what the hell is the Volturi???
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I guess it all depends......Jabor would just sit there and total everything with his detonations,Faquarl would actually have some strategy and Bartimaues would just porbably hide and wait till one of them won. THEN he would attack him and beat him.
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Queezle7 Horla
With Queezle.

The Volturi is the group of vampires, along with the 'special' Jane, that reinforce vampire rules, etc.
Look, Queezle.
i think mwamba ment jane from the bart trilogy. And Queezle isnt that bad. :D
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
Wow.
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
Oh, and I can't believe I just noticed the actual purpose of this thread...

If Bart is forced to fight instead of being able to run away like a sissy, Farqy would win, hands down.

Edit: And I think I just accidentally voted for Bart on the poll. Ack.

Second Edit:
wrote:i think mwamba ment jane from the bart trilogy.
Righto.
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Faquarl by a very close margin. Knowing how smart him and Barti are, they'd both probly double team Jabor and then try to double cross each other and have an epic battle. Eventually, Faquarl's superior strength will probably win him the match.
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Dansariki Higher Spirit
I still like to think Barti would cleverly figure out a way to kill Faquarl...
But yes, common sense would say Faquar wins...
waahh :cry:
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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
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There was never a good war, or a bad peace.
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AkRene Foliot
Yes, Farquarl would probably win. :cry:
Though Barty might if he gat Jabor to fight him, then annoy Jabor so much so that he fires off an uber huge detonation right at Barty, which Barty dodges so that it hits Farquarl, who was trying to stab Barty in the back, and kills him. Then Barty's still fresh and just has to dispach a weakened Jabor. Which he does, very quickly by turning into something really heavy and squishing him into the iron floor.
Highly unlikely, but really fun to think up.
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neriana Mouler
well faquarl is the mightiest one, but i think it depends. for example, if faquarl and jabor were 3 years on earth, and barti comes fresh summoned, and if they don't fight in the kitchen.. who knows?
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But we're thinking of them fighting in a iron cube, none of them can escape, and the last one standing gets out. Plus, I think it would be when they're all fresh.
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Unlike all you non believers (shuuuuuuun!), I reckon Barti has a good chance of winning. His superb cunning and initiative (and luck) has enabled him to beat Afrits, so don't write him off.

Of course, like I said before, the fight has many different possibilities and would be different every time you played it out.
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AkRene Foliot
I am shunned. :cry: But that is when Barty has loads of things to distrtact his opponent with, now he just has a lage iron cube, no method of escape, and two powerful opponents. Though he could still pull it off if he tried hard enough.
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Lone_wolf Mouler
most of us vote for barti out of loyalty, but i think that faquarl and barti would fight after killing jabor and barti would win via cleverness
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