What's the best horror OR tragic story you can come up with in two sentences?

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Perenutet Foliot
What's the best horror OR tragic story you can come up with in two sentences?

(Idea gotten from Reddit)
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
You walked into the room. I farted.

流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
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evillaugh Djinni
We all agreed in something. You died of shock.
Friends come and friends go, but enemies accumulate
Si sapis, sis apis - If you're wise, be a bee
If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it is fertilized with bullcabbage
I slipped and fell. My peanut butter and chocolate ice cream slipped off the cone and onto the ground.


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See? Horrifying AND tragic.


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evillaugh Djinni
Tomorrow there will be a notice on here.''all chocolate on earth has vanishhed'',it will be true.

definitly horror
Friends come and friends go, but enemies accumulate
Si sapis, sis apis - If you're wise, be a bee
If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it is fertilized with bullcabbage
*sobs quietly* Make it stooop.

:P


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evillaugh Djinni
I WILL HAVE NO MERCY!
Muahahahahahahahahaaaaa!


(this is so much fun :p )
Friends come and friends go, but enemies accumulate
Si sapis, sis apis - If you're wise, be a bee
If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it is fertilized with bullcabbage
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Luciene Higher Spirit
FuzzyLobster wrote:I slipped and fell. My peanut butter and chocolate ice cream slipped off the cone and onto the ground.


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See? Horrifying AND tragic.
Peanut butter-chocolate combo is horrifying, you're right <<
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evillaugh Djinni
It's ice cream!
The only place it would be horrifying is the bin!


The government doesn't like smart people,that's why all books will be burned next year.NO EXCEPTIONS!
:c
horrific tragedy
Friends come and friends go, but enemies accumulate
Si sapis, sis apis - If you're wise, be a bee
If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it is fertilized with bullcabbage
Luciene wrote:
FuzzyLobster wrote:I slipped and fell. My peanut butter and chocolate ice cream slipped off the cone and onto the ground.


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See? Horrifying AND tragic.
Peanut butter-chocolate combo is horrifying, you're right <<
EXCUSE ME? :P


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Luciene Higher Spirit
IT'S A CORRUPTION OF CHOCOLATE AND THEREFORE ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THIS CRUEL WORLD :p
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evillaugh Djinni
Chocolate can NEVER be bad!
Never ever ever!
It's -physically impossible!
Friends come and friends go, but enemies accumulate
Si sapis, sis apis - If you're wise, be a bee
If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it is fertilized with bullcabbage
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Perenutet Foliot
I just love how no one took it seriously. XD
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Aggron Utukku
evillaugh wrote:Chocolate can NEVER be bad!
Never ever ever!
It's -physically impossible!
what about an expired chocolate?
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evillaugh Djinni
...That doesn't count <<
Actually sometimes expired chocolate is still eatable

Did you really expect anything else,Perenutet?
Friends come and friends go, but enemies accumulate
Si sapis, sis apis - If you're wise, be a bee
If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it is fertilized with bullcabbage
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Sentynel One with The Other Place
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Who keeps chocolate around long enough without eating it for it to expire?
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evillaugh Djinni
Well, if you forget about it in some old corner...
It happens, you know.


I'm sure there must be some easter chocolate from a few years back somewhere, but where, where...?
Friends come and friends go, but enemies accumulate
Si sapis, sis apis - If you're wise, be a bee
If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it is fertilized with bullcabbage
Chocolate is like fine Wine. It accumulates more flavor as it ages....or was it bacteria that it accumulates? I guess we'll find out. Hurray for free healthcare~!
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evillaugh Djinni
The only problem is that after too much time, it will go mouldy, which is really not good.
Friends come and friends go, but enemies accumulate
Si sapis, sis apis - If you're wise, be a bee
If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it is fertilized with bullcabbage
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Perenutet Foliot
evillaugh wrote:...That doesn't count <<
Actually sometimes expired chocolate is still eatable

Did you really expect anything else,Perenutet?
I suppose that I should not have.
This is why you people on this forum posses exceeding levels of awesomeness. I can sense the overwhelming awesomeness just brimming from you people in little purple waves.
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