Ok, here's an interesting question. What would you do if you somehow fell through a portal into Bartimaeus world? (Not the Other Place, earth as it would be in the books.)
You can't get back through, and you decide to get help, but all of a sudden it dawns on you... Hey! I'm in one of my favourite books! I should have some fun... What would you do if it was...

During the trilogy?

After the trilogy?

At any time, I would contact the Djinndows mage-programmers and become one of their number. :D

You sure they'd let you in? :D And BTW I love ur sig, it's cool.

Oh, and I'd also become a FaquarlFox programmer. :D

I'd become a magician and then move to the US, end the war, and take over as PM. *yay* And I'd warn Nat about things that would happen later. And make J/J canon.

I'd go in, play matchmaker for all the characters I ship, and then go back into my world.

Re-reading the trilogy would get very interesting.

(Copied and pasted from what I said in the spamzone.)

I'd learn magic, summon a medium-level djinn, escape to New Zealand, and begin researching how to get home.

And I'd tape everything and when I get back, I'd make the movie. And I'd show the world how much John resembles Kian.

How did I guess what Luciene would say? :D BTW just asking Luciene, why is it you like J/J so much?

Why does everyone ask that? -covers ears-

*Hits head against the wall at the thought of such a movie*

*banishes thoughts of such a movie to the places Jarjar inhabits*

Luciene wrote: And I'd tape everything and when I get back, I'd make the movie. And I'd show the world how much John resembles Kian.

Explain how horrible the idea is...?

It's like Jar-Jar Binks...who does not exsist and neither does this movie.

So there we go.

I would.. Im not sure.
It depends on whether im a commoner or magician.
If I was a commoner I would bake cookies :lol:
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If I was a magician, I'd have a spirit or servant bake me cookies.
But it wouldnt be Bartimaeus. He'd either burn them or put worms in them or something.

Any spirit would poisen it. That's why you have to make sure there aren't any loopholes in your commands.

I can't believe no one's protested to what I'd do if I could go in the books. I'd degrade the story quality so much...

Ianna wrote: *Hits head against the wall at the thought of such a movie*

But If I get it on tape, it would be the truth. And I wouldn't be biased because you guys would kill me.

Yes, well, so it's all good. Right?

I suppose.

I'd change the story for the better.

I'd warn him about what Makepeace would do.It would ruin one of the best parts of the story, but I'd do it anyway.