Finally downloaded 300. Saw it, didn't love it. Had too much of a Video game vide to it.

Now, my poorly translated Urdu version, that is entertainment.

Messenger Guy: What makes this women think she can speak among men?

Queen: Because only in Sparta are women really men.

*Silence*


Leonidas: You Bring insulted Kings into my city! You threaten my Queen with Slavery! Oh, I have to choose my words carefully, Persian. Perhaps you have to too.

Messenger: Stop! This is Mad!

Leonidas: Mad? THAT WAS SPARTA!


Leonidas: What must a King do to save his world when the very laws he swore to protect force him to do nothing?

Queen: ...... Instead, ask yourself, my husband: What would a Naked man do?


Consul guy: The Spartan army must not go to war.

Leonida: And it shall not.... These 300 men are my personal Harem.

Haha. That's as good as that copy of Star Wars Episode 3 I saw that had been translated to Chinese, with English subtitles translated from the Chinese.

That's what you get when you don't pay the translators.

Y-- You mean -- I could be a man in Sparta!?

CHRISTMAS!

...Supressed transexual urges, Jen?

Perhaps. What are they worth to you?

Moderate mental disturbance before going to sleep?

:D

That's just great. I like the harem one.

"Athenian Boy lovers." Such a hypocrate, Leonidas.

xD

The best one was "Leonidas: Mad? THAT WAS SPARTA!"

best one is the one about the naked man.

in fact, what would a naked man do?

The sex scene kinda answers that...