What is the best way to die?

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evillaugh Djinni
Death: Failing epically at my last thing on my bucketlist

Music: Stayin' alive- Bee Gees
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
Well this is more if I get terminally ill...

Rent an awedome sports car. Go the maximum speed with cops chasing me. And drive off a cliff Thelma and Louise style.
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Aggron Utukku
I'd like to die in front of the crucifix like those crusaders in some painting I saw in an exhibition last year, but dunno about the music maybe Alligator Sky from Owl City
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Perenutet Foliot
This is either coincidence or fate, for just today I was speaking with my group of friends and we were discussing how each of us would die if we were in a book or show.
According to them, I would be the one pulling the strings behind everything. I appear to be an antagonist who killed many people but is really (and secretly) on the side of the protagonists, and my victims were actually "bad people". My death would not be overly dramatic, but important as part of my plan.
I'm not sure what song would play.
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evillaugh Djinni
I'd reccomend "When you're evil" from Voltaire.
If I was a book character, I'd probably be the crazy one whith the misterious and uninteligible advice just to watch them squirm.
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Si sapis, sis apis - If you're wise, be a bee
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Perenutet Foliot
The one with something about how nobody loves you when you're evil?
That song reminds me of Voldemort for some reason. Poor baldy.
According to every one of my closer friends, I would be Xerxes Break from the anime/manga Pandora Hearts.
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evillaugh Djinni
I believe at the end of the song it says "I'm lying through my teeth, your tears are all the company I need". Bellatrix loved Voly, so he's got at least someone.
The only Xerxes I know is the one from TBT. :P
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Didier Utukku
what about Xerxes from the 300? Real dude by the way, not made up, and Xerxes is the greek name for him. His actual name would be Ahasuerus
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evillaugh Djinni
Wha t is the 300?
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Didier Utukku
This is... SPAAARTAAAAA.

the 300 is where that comes from
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Aggron Utukku
I first knew about Xerses from Meet The Spartans, which is a parody of 300
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evillaugh Djinni
So an ancient city is a parody of a number.

Wonder what it is like.
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Didier Utukku
the 300 are 300 Spartan soldiers who guarded the pass at Thermopylae against the advancing Persian army which numbered as high as 1 million according to more outlandish estimates. Obviously they were doomed to fail, and the tactic was more diversionary and symbolic, but yeah. A movie was made about it playing up the whole 'brave western white people' battling the great evil forces of the easterners. -_-
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Aggron Utukku
evillaugh wrote:So an ancient city is a parody of a number.

Wonder what it is like.
Well, Meet The Spartans was a parody of the film above (posted by Didi) it was also a movie
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evillaugh Djinni
Sounds like fun. Is it a WB movie?
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Si sapis, sis apis - If you're wise, be a bee
If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it is fertilized with bullcabbage
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Perenutet Foliot
I swear the rate at which you people are capable of completely getting off-topic is astronomical.
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Aggron Utukku
It's a gift
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evillaugh Djinni
It can be a very convenient skill. You should be used to it by now.
Friends come and friends go, but enemies accumulate
Si sapis, sis apis - If you're wise, be a bee
If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it is fertilized with bullcabbage
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Didier Utukku
Yah. I think the best way to die is suddenly without knowing or expecting it. :P
Or in a natural disaster so you can feel epic about just standing there and getting blown to pieces by a tornado or tsunami or something
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evillaugh Djinni
Yes, let's all throw ourselves at an F5 so that we can boast about it in the afterlife. It certainly wouldn't be as boring as dying in your sleep.
As long as it isn't drawn out and painful, anything goes.
Friends come and friends go, but enemies accumulate
Si sapis, sis apis - If you're wise, be a bee
If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it is fertilized with bullcabbage

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