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Didier Utukku
Ooh. I also have: Publish a "paranoral romance novel"

Let's do it!

Chapter 1

Jonny Q waved his electromageic pulse reader around the dingy, dilapitated bedroom. Through his special vision glasses, the mirror on the far wall glowed in a mystical- almost beautiful- purple aura. He approached, and the sensors strapped to his vest began to beep with at a furious pace, warning him...

Such warnings Jonny Q had long ago learned to ignore. Fear was not a part of this man's vocabulary. So he stepped to the mirror, switched on his flashlight-

and jumped back in surprise. Instead of his own reflection, the inense expression of a drowned woman filled the glass. Her blue lips were parted, and she howled at him, making an icy wind shake the room. The light of his flashlight played against the walls as if it were dim, pale sunlight viewed from the bottom of a lake.

The woman moved forward, through the wall, long black hair floating behind her. She fell upon Jonny Q where he'd stumbled back into the dusty four-poster bed.

"I love you" she said.

He locked eyes with the bloodhsot eyes of the drowned spirit. "I love you too"

And then they kissed. Jonny was still wearing goggles and microphones and other contraptions around his face, but it didn't matter, the ghost-woman's body passed right through them, giving her cold, dead lips access to his.

Chapter 2....
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Aggron Utukku
Another proof that you should be an author
Another proof that you should be an author
Please click on one of my dragons here

Still a better love story than Twilight. :P Just kidding, it's good.

There is actually published Slenderman erotica out there apparently. Against my better judgement I kind of want to read it.



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anyone else think 9gag is overrated?
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Mwamba Higher Spirit
I never cared for when 9gag tries to put up art anyways, I go on there occasionally for the memes. But looking at that is rather disheartening. Is there another better/just as convenient alternative?
流口水的婊子和猴子的笨儿子。
Mwamba wrote:I never cared for when 9gag tries to put up art anyways, I go on there occasionally for the memes. But looking at that is rather disheartening. Is there another better/just as convenient alternative?
http://www.reddit.com is the only website you will ever need.
sentynel is gay
TUMBBLLLRRRRRRR.


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I got an ad on something about Albert Einstein and his first lab at the age of 13. And I don't know what the ad was about; it went off before I could read it fully. I want to know now. >>
"If the bee disappears from the surface of the earth, man would have no more than four years to live. No more bees, no more pollination ... no more men!" - Einstein
"I like quoting Einstein. Know why? Because nobody dares contradict you." - Studs Terkel.
<@Ximenez> Sentynel: But i have a life? No. Qed.

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