Aggron Utukku
1 Jan 13 - 12:27
Would it be more fun if I confused people?Aggron wrote:Gees, let the other search for themselves Didier, it's more fun that way
(should be "mitts", but oh well)Didier wrote:Vexed researchers poured over Luciene's audio diary.
"It sounds like a cat" said Footstool, "Which isn't possible. Cats aren't native to Antarctica, nor do we have one with us."
Aggron proposed: "A holographic projection?"
"Leaving that out, let's all agree that a human is somehow involved. Maybe even more than one"
Of the researchers, Fuzzy piped up the loudest. "Sentynel, nobody likes you, or your Nathan
Fillion face. Let's kill him!"
Sentynel leaped from the room and ran down the corridor with the others in hot pursuit
Eventually, he ducked off into the core sample room, with it's lockable door.
Rest was in order. And he needed to pause to let Nathan Fillion's fat deposits stop jiggling.
Under the protection of the sealed door, Sentynel took out his shaman wand.
Moments later, the clamoring outside the door ceased. They were having doubts about Sentynel's guilt.
It didn't last long. The necromancer took out the necromancer wand and waved it about.
Nero's ghost came screaming from the floor, gave everyone a finger shaking for his undeserved death, and said:
"Oh Heeeeell no. I can't believe I died before the guy with the Nathan Fillion face. Kill him already!"
Very quickly, Sentynel ran towards the other end of the core sample room.
Except that he only managed four feet before he smacked his face into a pipe, fell to the floor and cracked his skull open.
Nero's ghost and the surviving researchers burst into the room to find Senty's brain spilling on the floor like spaghetti
More importantly, he was growing a lot of hair on his face, and his hands were turning to claws.
"I should have known. He's a werewolf" said Fuzzy.
Though nobody could argue, the bloody face and excess facial hair was at least a better look than Nathan Fillion.
Shouting with glee, the researchers danced around the body, knowing they had finally killed a wolf.
Yes. Yes we are. Sorry Fuzzy :(FuzzyLobster wrote:Dear Scientists,
You are all fools.
Sincerely,
Fuzzy's ghost
That's what they all say...Epic_Footstool wrote:But I don't know how to convince you all of this, sigh.
