Sentynel wrote:

Jane of the Volturi wrote: Uh . . . YEAH I could take them all on at once, but no . . . much more boring.

Note sarcasm in "I don't know how I survived" comment.

Your sarcasm falls on deaf ears.

You guys are so . . . uneducated in the higher forms of humor!

I thought sarcasm was the lowest form of wit?

It's down there with vampire puns, they suck :P

You might be able to kill Jane using bad jokes. Although I've always liked Puns.

My school is stupid when it comes to English classes. They've integrated it with Study of Society and Enviroment (SOSE) and they're calling it ENSO. They did the same with Maths and Science (MASC).

Does jane like steak and chips?
This is going to be fun.

Sentynel wrote:

rubberchickenben wrote:

Sentynel wrote:

rubberchickenben wrote: Uhhh... my entire school system says that apostrophes are used if the last letter is s. This has been stressed in every grade multiple times. Wikipedia is wrong,  I think.

Your entire school system is wrong. Go them. You use just an apostrophe for possessive if the last letter is s, as in Charles' book rather than Charles's book, but the plural of a word ending in s uses no apostrophe, eg the plural of "dress" is "dresses".

You don't understand. I mean, say, "the dresses' sleeve" not "the dress' are on the shelf". Possessive for words ending in s is just an apostophe.

Nice catch. You never actually said possessive. At all.

Really? That's what I meant. *Smashes head into wall* *again* *again*...

Gingerbreadman wrote: Does jane like steak and chips?
This is going to be fun.

She's absolutely batty about them

<_< ...what are you guys doing?

wrote:I thought sarcasm was the lowest form of wit

Nope, all puns are. And palindrome jokes. I heard those, they are weird.
OH YEAH, FOLIOT! :D Go me, go me...sorry.

Please. You can ANNOY me . . . but I don't HAVE to keep coming here. . . .
*listens to cheers*
What? You won't miss me?

Nope :D
Just joking...not! :P

Hmm...

I may miss the petty arguments.

Nero wrote: <_< ...what are you guys doing?

wrote:I thought sarcasm was the lowest form of wit

Nope, all puns are.

Someone once said that "therefore in was the foundation of wit" :P

Anyway, to define is to limit.

*headdesk*
This forum depresses me.

Why am I not surprised... :D
Don't shoot me! *puts hands up*

Nero wrote: <_< ...what are you guys doing?

wrote:I thought sarcasm was the lowest form of wit

Nope, all puns are. And palindrome jokes. I heard those, they are weird.
OH YEAH, FOLIOT! :D Go me, go me...sorry.

Spoonerisms are cool too, as in,

Invented by Me wrote:Read it and weep

and

Same wrote:Weed it and reap

I think all the time on these forums is making jane go batty

Or even WOMBATTY!!!

No, she's just seeing red

Gingerbreadman wrote:I think all the time on these forums is making jane go batty

Maybe she's sick of the bad jokes? She was coffin pretty bad the last time she was here